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Autors noet: hey guise! so, i no ths is reli short rite now, but its mah first fanfic &nd i'm jst sorta tryin it out. its gunna gt alots longr & i hav a reli good twst pland ;)

Chapter 1: Welcum to da Hellmouth

Lal off a suden, doktah and Roes were in TARDIS.

"Doktah, less go, said" roes.

"Where we be goin" (Auters Noet= Da Doktah is all ways drnk n ghetto lAWl roes mst hav a drnk ghetto fetis or sumtin)

"gimma drugz, bitch, u a doktah, arnt uou?"

da Doktah razed his i brows (lAWl No He No gots none) att Roes. (Autrehs Noat= roes No has i brows fetsh sins Doktah has none,) "U no nEd no drugs stupid batch."

roes was sad.

She creyed. lots.

she wyped hr i nd lal te mscera dat wz dumppd smeerd all ova hrr fayc.

Doktah felt bed. he prsd sum butons. TARDIS vworped. lAWl dnt ask me 4 sum reesun it hapens lal tymes

"Roes open da" door sed doktah. roes opnd door.

so i cant reli tel yall whts gunna hapen bt just no its reli good so r&r ;)