Author's Notes: Totally don't take any of this seriously. I hope this is not as out of character as I think it is, but my expertise is in the Marvel fandom, not the DC. But Pandora's Lies asked for Wally West, and I gave her Wally West, who I adore but mostly because I find him to be complex as well as entertaining.

This Twoshot is much less fluff than I like to give out. But there's just something about Wally that makes me want to write him witty and somewhat silly. This was at one point a little longer, but I'm working on making the second part a little longer and posting it as part two. Another addition of

Project Technicolored Underground Presents:

Dinner

A Justice League Twoshot

by SpaceBunny-chan

"You don't need to shove all of that in your mouth."

"Yes I do. It makes me feel powerful."

The waitress eyed them with unease, refilling their drinks as quickly so that she could once again go back to avoiding their table. At her hasty retreat, Wally couldn't help but laugh. "You don't think their spitting in our food, do you?"

" Why would they? They don't know how well I trip."

"Weren't you telling me on the way over that you never tip?"

"Why did I agree to go on a date with again?"

"Free food?"

"Sounds like me." Not that asking had been that difficult, and had been all circumstantial. Being the Flash he rarely rode the subway, but two weeks of something close to conversation had somehow given him the idea. Wally's companion, Selina, shoved another chip completely into her awaiting mouth. A few chews later, she decided to switch gears. "So what do you do for a living?"

I wear tights and beat up super villains. "I'm a forensic scientist."

Selina's eyebrow cocked as she whistled. "Ever see anything interesting?"

Parallel Earths, aliens, killer robots. Wally allowed a smile. "One thing about crime scenes: It's always something different. What about life as a nurse?"

Selina exaggerated a shrug, sending long black hair tumbling. "You've seen one gunshot; you've seen 'em all."

Wally let out his own whistle. "Most exciting gunshot wound?"

"Crotch shot. Girl waited until her boyfriend fell asleep, then blew it clean off." She made a firing motion with her finger, which helped Wally to wince. Selina grinned. "Most interesting crime scene?"

"A chupacabra attack in Central Park."

Selina tolerated a moment of silence, then let out a sputtering laugh. "I don't think I can top that. Got anything else I should know?"

"Just that I save the world in my free time."

"Cool. I used to date a super hero."

Wally West (c) DC Comics

Original Characters (c) Their Respective Owners