"So, Ferb!" said the older girl. "When are you actually going to tell me your full name?"

The green-head blushed, but offered no reply.

"Hey, nothing can be worse than Doofenshmirtz." She tilted her head to the side, the better to see his face. Poking him, she said, "C'mon! You can tell me. I won't laugh."

After a few moments consideration, but still rather hesitantly, Ferb leaned close to her and whispered in her ear.

Vanessa's eyes widened and an involuntary giggle escaped her lips.

Ferb frowned.

"I'm so sorry!" Vanessa said, covering her mouth to stifle yet another giggle. "But that was…really unexpected."

Ferb crossed his arms irritably and looked away as Vanessa attempted to control herself.

"No offense, but that's really awful." And she burst into a fit of giggles.

An unwilling smile tugged at the boy's lips.

"Yes," he sighed. "Yes it is." Then, after a moment, "There are only six people in the whole world who know it." He smiled at her. "You make number seven."

Vanessa smiled, pleased to be a part of the small group.

They sat in silence. Then, abruptly, she asked,

"Why is your hair green?"

Ferb rolled his eyes.

"Don't even get me started!"

Since I obviously don't own Phineas and Ferb, I'm too hesitant to actually create a full name for Ferb. But admit it: you thought I had! XD Anyway, my love of FerbXVanessa is obvious (see my profile pic! X)). And if I have more ideas I just might add on and turn it into a series of one-shots...and if you guys like this one. Sorry, I'm very person opinionated, so if you please, LEAVE A REVIEW! THEY MAKE ME HAPPY! 8D

p.s. No romance for now...still think of Ferb and Vanessa's age difference as an obstacle (c'mon: a 16 year old falling in love with an 11 year old?) But if I write more then I might write some fluffy stuff...eventually...X)