"Doctor? Is there anyway I can be positive that this isn't a dream?"

He turns his head from where he was concentrating very hard on the screen hanging above the console. His intense eyes remind you of the way he had studied the spinning 'positive' and 'negative' of Amy's pregnancy…and now he was doing it at you, trying so hard to figure out simply how you got here.

No use arguing that you're nothing special for just discovering the big blue box in the moonlight…whose to say you aren't? Your bedroom is, after all, on the TARDIS.

"I could pinch you if you'd like!" he smiles his cheeky closed lip grin.

You role your eyes and smile back - you should have seen that coming.

"But no!" you straighten your back and sit up in the recycled car seat that The Doctor had sat you down in to keep from wandering around and getting lost somewhere in the TARDIS. "I mean really…like a machine or honest real trick…like in Amy's Choice when you told Amy and Rory to look for pixilation or signs of a simulation. I know you honestly couldn't tell if either of those worlds were dreams or not but maybe through it you found a way? And with the Dream Lord and stuff, he helped you learn something? Maybe? It would suck if the only way I could find out is like…dying…but I don't want to die…that is, after all, Rory's job…" you can't help but laugh at that. You take a deep breath to continue with your reasonings when The Doctor puts his fingers to his lips and shushes you.

You quickly bite your lips together and hush - only remembering after it's too late - "It only works once and only on life forms with underdeveloped brains - dang…he got you.

"Amy's Choice?" he questions.

"Oh um…" you're not really sure how to explain…how you know all that.

"You said earlier that the inside of the TARDIS was easier to comprehend when you watched it on the television?"

You wait a moment to hear The Doctor's latest scientific idea, but nothing comes. No big words, no long complicated explanations or theories. Just the question. You nod back slowly.

He's in front of you again now, studying your eyes again. What is he looking for? "What do you know?"

How are you supposed to respond to a question like that? ? ?

You mumble, "Not…everything?"

His eyes are now zooming around the control room as he shouts to seemingly no one. "So someone has decked out my TARDIS with tons of tiny closed-circuit cameras that record our every moment! Or, perhaps, they're implanted in the lens' of our eyes…" The Doctor holds his hand up to eye level and twists it around as though he's looking at something foreign. "Oh…clever…" he mumbles.

Your eyebrows narrow and you're about to interrupt to tell him that he's wrong but he continues on with a burst of energy.

"Oh no!" his hands clap together. " you now about the Dream Lord! You saw our dreams! Which means they must have chipped our very minds! Oh no! Again! This is bad…extremely very very not good!"

"Doctor! Relax!" you shoot out to his rapid racing around the controls. He stops so abruptly that he nearly slips and spills onto the slick glass floor.

"It's not you guys directly it's…I mean…actors play you!"

The Doctor's eyes narrow and he seems to be about to ask you more about this when a loud Scottish accent rings through the room. "Doctor you promised me that today you'd take us to that…foreign planet I can't…pronounce…"

It's Amy, walking down the stairs with Rory trailing behind.

"Drespesavimaula?" The Doctor says without any hesitation.

"Yeah that." she finished quickly. "The one where everyone sings instead of talking!"

The ginger finishes her way down the stairs and rests her elbow against the railing to the left of you.

"I don't know…" Rory sighs, "if we ask to go somewhere we'll end up somewhere completely different and completely dangerous."

You smile up at Rory where he's followed Amy like a cute, wide-eyed puppy. "Yeah but that's what makes the episodes exciting!"

"Episodes?" Rory mumbles with a raise of his eyebrow.

"Apparently we're played by actors!" The Doctor points out. "People! Actual people! Which is crazy...a human plays me? ? Hows that go?" sarcasm peaks his voice.

You continue anyway, "Uh…Matt Smith? He's great…but it still doesn't make any sense! I've seen him at interviews and stuff…he's real! He's a real person! But everything about you two is the same. From your smile to the way you walk. Your eyes…"

"Matt Smith…" The Doctor mutters and it's just strange to hear him say his name like he has no idea who he is…but he doesn't. "That's original…not as original as, perhaps, John Smith."

"But I'm not lying! Everyone else! Uh…Karen Gillan, Arthur Darvill, Alex Kingston! They're people! They just play you on TV! I mean you guys aren't suppose to be real! I'm not saying I'm upset about that or anything but…you're not suppose to be. …Cause they're real people in my world!" Something hits you suddenly… "My world?"

"So cool! Am I Karen or Alex?" you had almost forgotten Amy and Rory were there.

You shake your head, the whole situation racking your brain.

"Alright!" you sigh as your eyes role around the room again. The high ceilings and overwhelming feeling the room gives you still making your heart jump. "Enough of this for now?"

The other three's eyes follow you as you leap out of the seat and race down the stairs and over to the door. Your fingers linger at the wood before turning around and smiling.

"Let's go on an adventure!"

"Did I hear the word adventure?" River shouts down from where she now stands at the top of the staircase. Briefly, you remember how The Doctor had worked so hard to get everyone to stop asking questions about you and go find something else to do This had lasted all of ten minutes.

Rule one - The Doctor lies - so why listen?

"Oh dear, did I ever properly introduce you?" River clears her throat when she sees you shake your head. She walks to you and grabs your shoulders. Spinning you toward the other three in the room, she gives everyone your name.

Crazy…having someone you know…but never actually met introduce you to others you know but never actually met like she knows you and has met you, which she has, but never to you and…

Uh…

Wibbly wobbly timey whimey…

"Thanks…And yes you did hear adventure!" you smile at her. With a sudden burst of your racing heart and spinning mind, you run up to the console. You rub your hands together in pure excitement and anticipation. "I've always wanted to do this!" And before anyone can stop you, you reach your hand out and pull the big, blinking lever. A huge grin curls your lips as the TARDIS roars to life.

From above the dematerializing noise you hear The Doctor scream, "Ahh! What do you think you're doing? ?"

Instead of trying to tear your hands off of the controls, The Doctor bounces to the other side and begins messing with the switches over there.

"I've watched enough to know the gist of it!" you scream, an insane laugh almost stifling your words.

"You are mental!" you hear Rory call. Amy's screaming your name, and River is besides you now, smirking and working some controls also.

"Get off! Get off! Get off! ! MY TARDIS! I can fly her myself! Oy!" You can't tell if The Doctor is scolding you or River. Probably both, but you're too busy typing your name into the keyboard in order to see what'll happen to give much notice.

Your dance around the hexagon, fingers switching and pushing and just simply letting them go wherever they felt they should. Your mind jumbles with the rush - Oh yeah! This does that! And that does this! That's pretty, I wonder what it does? Well I'm about to find out! And I should probably be pushing this now? Maybe? Probably not, but oh well! I'm flying the TARDIS! I'm Flying The TARDIS! ! !

After more yelling, flipping, and maniacal laughter on your part, the TARDIS stops.

"River! You turned off the noise again!"

"I turned off the breaks, sweetie."

"I know what you did! I hate that! I like that noise!"

"We know!" all four of you seem to shout at the same time.

River smirks at The Doctor's cross frown. The Doctor flips something on the screen hanging from the pillar to see what's outside where the big blue box has landed.

"Where'd you three take is?" Amy asks, regaining her balance.

You shrug. Through your panting breaths, you mutter, "I dunno." and then glance at The Doctor, "Whoa! That was fun!"

Even through the slight anger he still has for losing control, he manages to side glance at you and grin.

"The scanner screen says…It's dark out…pitch back…"

Now he's wired the view to the mount on the wall and well…he's right…it's dark.

"Can we go out? ?" you ask, running to the door again.

River's at the screen now. "Environmental checks say…"

You can almost hear The Doctor roll his eyes at River's caution.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie…would you rather have our new, eager guest's eyes sucked out of their head?"

The Doctor glances at you and then to the floor. His eyes shifty, he mumbles, "No…"

You struggle to stifle a laugh at the control River already has over The Doctor, even though he has no idea who she is or why she has that control.

"Environmental checks say that air is…" her eyes run over all the numbers and Gallifreyan symbols. "Breathable!" she sums up into English. "No radiation…sturdy ground…it's simply cold…there's no heat source here. Eh, we'll be fine for however long it will take us to cause havoc."

It's silent in the room for a moment.

Suddenly you shout. "Allons-y!" and whip open the door.

As the light from the TARDIS floods into the pitch black planet, the creatures who live there come into view.

Amy and Rory are the first to race up behind you where you've frozen in the TARDIS doorway.

The number of shadows on the ground in front of you grow as River and The Doctor crowd around.

All of you are motionless, feet glued to the ground, hearts pounding in your ears, eyes wide and scared.

Through the shock, you can hear The Doctor whisper…"Whatever you do…don't blink…"


Oh yes! Hiff clanger! (AKA, cliff hanger. For some stupid reason, whenever I go to say cliff hanger in conversation, my mind likes to mix up the first letters and it comes out as hiff clanger…anyway…)

Yes of course I sent us to the Weeping Angels first! Moffat was saying how there are so many untold stories about them, I love them because they're the reason I even started watching Doctor Who and then this brilliant amazing reader, (Pst Chieko-san, that's you!) wrote out this super awesome, well thought out review about what could happen! Honestly not sure where it's going yet, but I'm as excited as I would be if I was actually there on the TARDIS! Hm…and scared!

So keep giving me adventures and places to go, and your question for this chapter is simple - What is your favorite Doctor Who episode? (Hm…maybe not so simple?). You can give me just one or one for each Doctor or one for each season…just keep it under ten, eh? XD

A few of my favorites are…hm…Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, (I'm trying to think of season two and three ones but there's just too many! Silence in the Library/Forest of the dead, Amy's Choice, Let's Kill Hitler, and the Wedding of River Song.

Jeese…yeah that was hard…

You can give my older series ones too if you'd like, but I've only seen a few of those.

Good luck for you!