Snape Teaches Muggle Science

A/N In my Science notes, I draw Snape telling me what to study and what page it's on. And, voila, IDEA IS BORN!

Disclaimer: T.T I don't own Harry Potter.

Hermione, Ron, Harry, Neville, and Draco were sitting at their seats in the Muggle Science Lab along with some random Muggles. Unfortuantatley, they were all crazed Harry Potter fans so the girls were all swarming around Draco (with one talking to Neville) and all the guys swarming around Ron.

"Really?" Harry asked. "Barry, do you know the meaning of this?"

Harry's moustached Mexican twin stood up from wherever he was hiding.

"Queeeeee?" he asked.

Harry rolled his eyes. "Idiot."

This time Hermione rolled her eyes. "Look who's talking."

"Yo, class. Shut up. Time for Science, yo," a voice said. It was obviously an adult trying to act 'gangsta'.

Everyone looked up. It was...Snape? One of the Muggle girls ran out of the room crying in fright. Oh wait, no it wasn't a girl. It was a guy, his hair was just long.

"Page eight. Now," Snape ordered. "Yo, who wants to read?"

"MEEEEE!" Harry yelled, raising his hand wildly. "ME! ME! MEEE!"

"Alright, fine."

Harry squealed in delight. He squinted at the first word. "How do you say that?"

Hermione coughed. "*cough* The *cough*"

"The. Earth. Is. Con. Stant. Lee. In. Mo. Tion," Harry read, very slowly.

"Too slow. Eye candy, read."

"The earth is constantly in motion-wait, you think I'm eye candy?" Draco asked disgustedly. "Ew."

"Professor!" Harry's hand shot up. "Did you and 'Mione ever have a secret relationship?"

"No."

"YOU OWE ME FIVE GALLEONS, HARRY!" Ron yelled.

"Rat-teeth, go."

Neville read too quietly for anyone to hear.

Snape decided to turn around and write things on the board. It's too bad he left Harry unattended with a straw and some paper. One spitball. Two spitballs. Suddenly, spitballs came shooting toward the back of the professor's head like a machine gun. He whipped around and Harry whistled innnocently.

It was silent. Too silent.

"Space unicorns! Soaring through the stars! Delivering the rainbows all around the world!" Harry sang.

"Harry! Stop that!" Snape snapped.

"...Fuzzy fuzzy cute cute. Fuzzy fuzzy cute cute! Fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy fuzzy cute cute cute cute cute cute cute!" Harry sang. "Fuz-"

"HARRY POTTER! SHUT UP!" Snape yelled.

"But I wanna sing the part with the hedgehog and his flat screen TV!" Harry whined.

"...I need to quit this job..."

A/N And that is basically how a normal day in Science goes. Except the Characters are different people. I asked a guy who I think is a were wolf in my class if he was a werewolf and he said...

"What. The. Heck."

XD THAT MEANS YES, RIGHT?