A/N: Another FFVII humour fic from me! Yay! Once again, Zack and Cloud will be having some good ol' fashioned drinking fun. Sephiroth, Genesis, and Angeal will also crop up. Disclaimer on profile page, so let's get to the story NOW!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CLOUD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Zack, I dread to think what the answer will be, but what are you doing?"

"Hello to you too, 'Geal. And for your information, I'm making a list of all the dumbassed things I've done while drunk. Oh, and I'm adding in your's, Genesis's, Sephiroth's, and Cloud's drunk stories, too. And making little comments on them."

"Why?"

"Because, I've got nothin' better to do."

"I see. Should I alert Sephiroth to this?"

"Nah, this isn't dangerous."

And with that, Angeal very wisely turned and walked out the room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ZACK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A/N: Alright, so nothing this time, but next chapter will be the first thirteen(13) items on the list. However, I need people to send in dumbass things for the list! So review with your suggestions, please! And don't forget to fave and alert this story!