Authors Note: THE END YOU GUYS! OMGGGGG! YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT! (the sequels coming out REAL soon so I'll see ya again) OH AND I FIXED ALL THE SONGS, PLEASE TELL ME IT WORKED I HAD TO REPLACE CHAPTERS FOR A WHOLE HOUR OMG!
REVIEWS FOR THE LAST TIME ON THIS STORY OMG!
veryloyalfan: Glad you liked it, thanks for sticking with me and my randomness!
LionshadeSC: I think I fixed it, I was having technical difficulties, thanks for reading, means a lot, cant believe its over! D:
OliviaGraham: ikr Ferb is gonna destroy us all! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD A JAR OF RELISH? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
spkdog: I think I fixed it, Fanfiction always glitches on me :(
(Oh and this epilogue may be explicit idk)
THANK YOU GUYS! YOUR ALL AWESOME! AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
*DrumRoll*
Epilogue:
*The Other Dimension*
The music blasted.
Platyborg and Alter Doof dancing along.
Aye! Aye!
Teach me how to dougie (aye! )
They be like Platyborg (what?)
Can u teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
'Cause all da ladies love me (aye! )
All I need is a beat that's super bumpin'
And for you, you, you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gon' be on you when they see you hit dat dougie right?
Ain't nobody messin wid my bro from D.E.I
He go by Doofy and he hit dat dance wid thunder
I ain't from the 1st Dimension but I D-town boogie
I show my moves off and errbody tryna do me
I leave da function and all da ladies tryna screw me
You just do you and I'ma do me (all day)
Resistance love to hate so they try to shoot me
Ladies be stuck to me I think they tryna glue me
I make the party shine bright when it's started boomin'
Dis beat was bubblegum so I had to chew it
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
All the ladies love me
All the, all the ladies love me
All the ladies love me
You ain't messin wid my dougie!
My name is Platyborg!
For da dudes who don't know me
I know I'm from da 2nd Dimension but I can teach you how to dougie!
Step up in da club and all these laides bug me
All da people dancin', none of them know me
I hear da spot screamin' like "Aye! Get it Platy!"
So I'm on my shoulders and I take it real low
Dey like "how you da dat? he can dougie on the floor!"
And when dat dude stop they like "dougie some mo'!"
I'm like a cyborg kinda tired so, I pass it to da bro!
M-bone! show these cats how to do dat down south dance
Dat we learned a lil too fast and bought it to da hood
And got da whole crew askin...
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
All the ladies love me
All the, all the ladies love me
All the ladies love me
You aint messin wit my dougie!
Back of the party I don't really like to boogie
I'm just tryna get bent and meet a thick redbone
(Mmm) she do her dougie and all them people hatin' but I'm bout
To escape with a chick and head home (fuck it)
She got her friends so is a two man and
And I wanna run it even if her legs long
She like you hubby, I think she love me but,
I change da subject and I do my dougie
Cuz, I don't give a fuck, blow trees, get money
Me, smoove, hef in the back with playboy bunnies
We gon' make em do the dougie in the middle of da bed
And when I asked for some bread da chick looked at me funny
Daaah! Chick you can't tell me nothin star make the beat
And I just took it out the oven, I just see the dougie when everybody
Clubbin and I hate my robot suit cuz the burner keep rubbin!
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
Teach me how to dougie
Teach me, teach me how to dougie
All the ladies love me
All the, all the ladies love me
All the ladies love me
You aint messin wit my dougie!
The music stopped.
"That was fun!" Alter Doof exclaimed.
"Now can you teach me the Soulja boy dance?" Alter Doof asked.
"Why don't we save that for the sequel?" Platyborg suggested.
Alter Doof blinked.
"Right…WAIT! Theres a sequel?"
"Yup"
"And we're in it?"
"We're the main antagonists"
Alter Doofs eye twitched and he got down on his knees.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU NATTYMC!"
Platyborg sighed.
"It's gonna be a looong Sequel"
"Ho ho ho!"
"Platyborg! Get him out of here!" Alter Doof demanded.
"Yes, boss"
Platyborg rolled his eye and went to go look for Santa, maybe he could manage to get a few gifts from the guy.
Platyborg smiled.
I can't wait for the sequel.