"F-Ferb!" Phineas cried as he thrust harshly into the Ferb-bot... Which wasn't anatomically correct, it just had a USB port… which was big enough for Phineas to use, because he's only, like, 10 years old. "FEEEEEERRRBBBBB!" He jizzed in the robot with a loud cry, making the robot short out and sparks fly, singeing his longest hair. "Cool, new haircut!"

"It looks good on you." A strong British accent called from behind him. He whipped his head around so quickly that Willow Smith wrote a song about it. Thankfully, it was only his step father.
"Soooo, son… I see you were fucking a look-a-like of Ferb… yep… that's a normal day for me. However…" He crept up on his son with a pedo-ish look on his face. "I like little boys a lot more than robots." He harshly grabbed Phineas' still-exposed dick, making the boy yelp.

"Nooooooooo!" Phineas screeched because we all know the best way to stop a rapist is to tell them 'no', which drew the attention of the green-haired boy in the garage.
"Father!" The limey boy yelled, both mad and aroused at the sight of Phineas being molested. "HE'S MIIIIINE!"

"I'd like to see you try and take him from me!" This accented sentence made Ferb snap completely.

"FERB SMASH!" His skin turned just as green as his hair and his normally scrawny arms ballooned out.

With his amazing 10-year-old British muscles, he picked his father up and trough him over the fence into the next Tri-state area. "I'M BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIIIIINN!" He sparkled as he flew off into the distance…. HOSHIT WRONG SHOW XD

"Ferb! That was amazing!" It wasn't the first time Phineas had ever said that to his step-brother…

Ferb just nodded as his arms deflated again, because y'know he's British, they don't say much.

Inside the house, Candace woke up next to Stacy and Jenny and said "Hey, where's Perry?"

Perry had lead Isabella deep into his lair where he and her Chihuahua Pinky were fucking her while Carl and Monogram watched. The red-haired boy found this so sexual that he came all over the screen, which made Monogram pissed.

"Jeez Carl, what have I told you about premature ejaculation!"

AND THEN THEY ALL CAME AT THE SAME TIME EXCEPT CARL. EVEN STACY AND JENNY HAD WOKEN UP TO HAVE HOT TEENAGE GIRL SEX. BALJEET AND BUFORD HAD STARTED A LITTLE LATER THAN EVERYONE, SO THEY CAME AT THE SAME TIME TOO. MEANWHILE MEEP WAS OUT ON IS SHIP, STILL FUCKING HIS WIFE… BECASE HE HAS A MOTHER IN LAW, SO HE MUST HAVE A WIFE. OR A HUSBAND.