After becoming a landmark as a giant-ass smear in Seireitei's eastern courtyard, Aizen was, to a lesser degree, successfully revived... apart from his balls now being test-icicles and his ass having a giant tattoo that wouldn't go away unless Soi Fon willed it to.

Kisuke had also been resuscitated too, and was keeping a generous distance from Yamamoto, who's head bobbed every other minute when he fell asleep on his feet. I on the other hand was pitching a shower of confetti into the air and dancing around funny. "Happy belated birthday, ZangetsuJakes!" I declare.

Kisuke just sweatdrops, feeling a bit woozy and light-headed from the resurrection process.

"I'm unreliable when it comes deadlines, and I'm a serious procrastinator, but I would never forget to do something special for a faithful reader. So I'll definitely follow through with your request." Kisuke tips his hat and stylishly whips it off with a flick of his wrist to give it to ZangetsuJakes.

Gin, having returned from taking Rangiku hostage and forcibly marrying her, walks over into a pin-straight tuxedo and goes in for an open-armed hug. I can't deny it's sort of creepy seeing the former 3rd taichou embracing somebody.

Everything Fades to Black: "Well...I dare the best character ever...(a.k.a. Kisuke Urahara) to eat popcorn while everyone else beats the crap out of each other! Also can I have one of your hats? Last thing...This story is beast!"

"I know," I say, and grin eerily.

"Of course! There are tons of hats to go around!" Urahara says. He walks over to a nearby closet that wasn't there before and twists the knob, opening the door and causing an avalanche of hats to come crashing down on him.

" 'ee what I... 'aid?" Kisuke's muffled voice came from under the pile amassed as high as the ceiling.

Gin pops Kisuke's snack out of the microwave and pours it into a bowl. Hat 'n Clogs' hand rises slowly out the hill of bucket hats and Gin sets the bowl in it. He pulls it under the pile with him and the conspicious sound of munching can be heard.

That's about when I get a fist in the face from Aizen for subjecting him to extreme abuse.

Yamamoto then hits him over the head with his cane and Gin jumps in to knee him in the groin, and I go over to make peace, and somehow get dragged into it again.

Urahara climbs out of the mountain of hats and leaves to give one to Fades to Black with his bowl of popcorn in hand.

After everything's all said and done, I'm sitting on the couch with a bloody everything and Gin's using Aizen's back as a trampoline, which issues the continuous sound of bones cracking and snapping. Yamamoto merely spectates, not even flinching at the stomach-turning noises. I groan, nauseated, and go get an ice pack while the destruction continues.

Tahlia Ookuzi: "I have one dare and one dare alone. Every single person in the room who has just heard this dare must do it: KISS EVERY PERSON AROUND YOU INCLUDING (MY OC) SAKIA."

Saki begins panicking over kissing Kisuke (as he is married) while I turn to weed out all those who heard the dare being announced.

"First we're kicking each other's asses and now we're kissing and making up?" I say.

Aizen, rather regrettably, didn't hear it. One of his eardrums had been busted when Yamamoto gave him a giant whammy in the side of the head with his cane. His other ear had filled up with flood, and to top that off he was momentarily unconscious.

Gin just grins and looks at Yamamoto through narrowed eyes, but the Old Man lifts his cane with intent to murder and he leans away. I shriek as I turn and end up face-to-face with Kisuke, who is all puckered up and rearing to go. "NO WAY!" I yell.

He persists with the expression, and I finally grumble under my breath and lean in to peck him on the cheek.

Swooning, he goes over to glomp Sakia and begin smooching with her.

A foot away from me, Gin moves in on Yama again with a wide grin splitting his face.

The general retaliates immediately with a death-glare, thwarting Gin again.

Gin sighed, and went over to molest somebody else...Sakia, maybe. He didn't dare try to hone in on me. He knew better.

Kisuke was just finishing up chatting with Sakia about something related to body heat, so Gin decided to swoop in for the kill.

That was about when Kisukelover flew out of fucking nowhere and tackled Kisuke, driving him to the ground. And then the reader promptly began molesting Kisuke thoroughly, which includes kissing him and petting him and declaring ownership of him.

Kisukes coughs softly as the molestation goes on. "Um...aren't we getting a bit too friendly?" he asks, and I just start laughing. But then pain lances down my side where I'd broken a couple of ribs and I start hacking instead. I curse Yama for hitting me with his damn cane.

Nearby, Gin has briefly abandoned thoughts of molesting Sakia and has gagged and hogtied Aizen as per ZangetsuJake's request.

He's now suspended from the ceiling and looks much like a demented disco ball with bloody sequins and sparkle glued to his body. He twirls helplessly and unconsciously (lucky for him or he'd been in twice the pain) while Kisuke begins shaking his ass to a tune from the Bee Gees.

He struts around the room as Gin records his work on camcorder of the now partially nude, bare-chested Aizen who is in a pair of humiliating Hello Kitty boxers. Going unsuspected by the audience in the room, a clone of Gin creeps out from behind the couch and twirls his finger, creating a swirly, rainbow portal. He hops in and goes to frolick with ZangetsuJakes into parts unknown...which is just about the most random thing that has happened yet in this Q&A.

As for the responses on YouTube the video of piñata-Aizen got, these were some of the few:

Zommari Leroux: I can't...bear to watch...It's just...too unspeakable.

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: How do you get blow jobs on this thing?

Ichigo Kurosaki: This isn't PornTube, you jackoff.

Lillinette Gingerback: Aizen used to take arrows to the knee, but now he just takes balls to the face.

Nnoitora Jiruga: ANYONE WHO TALKS ABOUT ARROWS TO THE KNEE AGAIN WILL GET THEIR FUCKING THROAT TORN OUT.

Tesla: I used to get my throat torn out all the time, but now I just take arrows to the knee.

Nnoitora Jirgua: TESLA? YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING JOKING ME!

Neliel Tu Odelshvank: Kony 2012!

Nnoitora Jiruga: Go die in a hole, Nel.

Kevvy Talks: I like taking arrows to the knee.

Nnoitora Jiruga: GODDAMMIT!
Coyote Starrk: You know, you should support this Kony thing. It seems pretty serious.

Neliel Tu Odelshvank: I changed my mind. No more Kony.

Nnoitora Jiruga: oh thank god...

Neliel Tu Odelshvank: I WANNA TAKE ARROWS TO THE KNEE! YAY!

Nnoitora Jiruga: *slams head into keyboard*

" 'Converting people to taking arrows to the knee, one user at a time' should be YouTube's logo or something," I say.

the ultimate kh fan: (insert psychopathic look here)

Kevvy inserts her own psychopathic look. "Right back at ya."

"Gin: Dude, you are beast, man."

Gin just smiles.

"I dare you to tell Rangiku how much you love her before french kissing her."

"I already did," Gin says, propping his elbow up on the arm rest of the couch and cradling his chin in his palm. He flips the channel on the T.V. to one of a video he took during his wedding with Rangiku, which basically shows him shoving his tongue very intimately into her mouth while she tries to tear his hair out.

"She told me my behavior was inexcusable," he sighs. "But she did give me a very nice hickey!" He beams, pulling his collar down to show the savage claw mark traveling down his neck all the way to his collar bone.

"Um..." Everyone looks at it skeptically, now sure how to tell Gin that the wound was made out of hatred, not passion...though we were all sure he was aware of that and he was playing around.

"Aizen: I dare you to kiss Momo full on the lips and quite letting everyone beat yo ass up!"

We all swivel to look at Aizen, who is still hanging limp from the ceiling.

"It's not that he's allowing it to happen, he's just unable to defend himself. Aizen is the strongest character I've had here yet and I couldn't have him destroying this dimension trying to escape," I explain.

"Therefore, I incapacitated him and disabled his powers. So, as you can see, he's very incapable of helping himself. Also, I thought the Bleach world and many readers would like to vent their rage on him, so...yeah. That's why."

Momo immerges on the scene and begins chewing Aizen's face off. Gargled screams erupt from him and he begins flailing, but to no avail. It wasn't exactly a kiss, but it could possibly be defined as a kiss of savagry.

the ultimate kh fan gave her next to last dare, which involved spin the bottle and kicking Yamamoto with steel-toed boots. Meanwhile, I snapped by fingers, causing a series of events completely unrelated to my dimension.

Byakuya was trying to fall asleep. He had a lot on his mind, so it was reasonable to be restless, yet... Maybe it was because Rukia was at such a distance from him.

She was in the world of the living with that hoodlum, Kurosaki. God only knows what incarnal thoughts a teenager like him dreamt up. Deflowering women, possibly. But if he thought he was good enough for one of the prestigious Kuchiki, he was dead wro-

A black, abysmal hole opened up in the ceiling, spitting out two figures of varying size onto Byakuya's mid-section and effectively driving all the wind out of his lungs in one swift whoosh.

He puts his hands under him and tried to sit up while he made out the faces of Ichigo and Rukia...who were on top of each other...and on top of him.

And Kurosaki had his pants around his ankles. Byakuya felt a blood vessel in his forehead pop and he instantly drew his zanpaku-to from beside his bed and chanted its name, causing cherry blossoms to explode from the hilt and throw Ichigo through the wall.

It was too bad, really. It all happened so fast, Ichigo never had the chance to explain that he'd been suddenly teleported into the Kuchiki estate while he'd been in the bathroom, trying to take a dump. But after that, he'd definitely been planning to jump Rukia.

The spin the bottle had gone seriously wrong. Soi Fon is now in the closet trying to hump Yoruichi, so I decide to take it upon myself to create an instantaneous explosion of forbidden kido seeing as how Yamamoto is infinitely reluctant to do it himself.

He withers under the pressure of the flames from his bankai's ultimate attacks and everyone invited to the spin the bottle session runs over in steel-toed boots with spikes adorning the front to kick him in the nuts. While the ultimate kh fan laughs demonically.

"Why do you people want to torture Yama?!" I cry. "He was busting a cap in Juha Bach-who-wasn't-really-Juha-Bach's ass until he died a valiant death! Cut him some slack, guys."

Neko Ichigo walks up to me out of nowhere, pointy, folds of flesh protruding from his head that are covered in a fine layer of fur. His tail flicks into view, the same tone as his hair color, but with darker stripes.

He hisses irritably at Kisuke, who comes too close, and walks over to me.

"Change me back, this instant!" he declares. I whip out my old switch cane and he ducks as I swing it inches from his face. Shirosaki dives out of a wide portal in the ceiling and slams into Ichigo, causing them both to crumple to the floor.

The albino mirror-image of himself recovers quicker than he does and grabs Ichigo by the front of his shirt, sealing his lips over his counterpart's. Ichigo squeals, struggling, and I walk past the flailing entangled bodies.

"Well, this chapter was longer than intended, but I hope I covered everything I've fallen behind on," I say. "Until next time, readers!" Nearby, Ichigo goes into heat and begins humping Shirosaki's leg.

Yamamoto, now all healed, roasts a barbecue for Everything Fades to Black and the rest of us with the raw energy flowing from his blade. I take a seat at the table, Kisuke burps softly from indulging in a soda earlier, and Gin sits down on a whoopie cushion, causing a massive fart to rip through the room. Shirosaki starts laughing his ass off.

To be continued...

Next chapter, Kisuke (of course), Aizen, Aaroniero, Nnoitora and Grimmjow will be here, so feel free to do anything to them. Yamamoto's temporarily away on business, but he'll be back. Aizen is going on for another chapter because I'm very sadistic and I like the creative ways you all use to torture him. :)

The arrow to the knee thing in the YouTube section above was very spontaneous.

It came at me out of nowhere. It was inspired by a fueled rant my brother had with me about the "arrow to the knee" craze that was spreading on YouTube.

He mentioned the line Lillinette uses, and it was so funny, I had to put it down.

MaxInu23 and Mollipop595, I hope you liked your dares and I'm sorry I couldn't put your reviews up there. I was pressed for time. :)

I hope you all liked the back-to-back chapters, and for any dares that were recent, they will be on the following chapter.