Cato unwraps the silver fabric that descended from the sky. He now holds in his hands a small, wadded up piece of paper. He carefully unfolds it, as if it could burst into flames with the exhale of a breath. Clear, printed letters cover the whole page. He thinks to himself, what the...
How to Kill a Tribute
Katniss Everdeen
1.) Attempt to stab.
2.) Run away. Cover the wound on your arm where Katniss bit you.
3.) Hide behind a tree. Wait for Katniss to approach.
4.) Realizing the person that walked by you was Thresh, bandage the bruise where he punched you in the face.
5.) Stalk Katniss.
6.) Find ways to boost your self-esteem because Katniss called you a creeper.
7.) Cover yourself in mud and add leaves to the tips of your fingers. Pretend you are a tree.
8.) Run away with your arms flailing when she is about to skin you for your bark.
9.) Dig a hole and get in it. Jump out and attack when Katniss passes.
10.) Remove arrow from eye socket since she thought you were a rabid groundhog.
11.) Climb a ridiculous height in a tree. Fall on Katniss when she is underneath you.
12.) Stay still on the floor until the soreness of falling flat on your face goes away.
13.) Drench yourself in various colors. Lay on the ground and pretend you are a festive Mexican rug. Attack when Katniss is near.
14.) Grunt when she steps on your face.
15.) Ask for a costume from sponsors. Put on Space Unicorn costume. Don't forget your marshmallow laser. Hide dagger in your sleeve. Ask for hug from Katniss.
16.) Repair from where Katniss shot you with your own plastic marshmallow laser.
17.) Ask random bear if he will capture Katniss and bring her back to you. Wait for response.
18.) Avoid getting mauled.
19.) Become desperate. Dress up a tree as Katniss and stab it. Practice evil laugh.
20.) Spend 5 minutes trying to yank dagger out of tree. Give up.
21.) Politely ask Katniss if you can kill her. Wait for pain.
Peeta Mellark
1.) Wait for him to choke on berry.
-Caf
Cato limps back to Clove. She observes the wreck standing in front of her. There's paint up his ear, bite marks on his arm, a makeshift eye patch, claw scratches down his leg, a shoe mark on his face, and countless other things.
"Bad hunting day?"
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