Hello everyone! It has been a while, no? ;)
So sorry for not updating anything, but I've been so busy doing things, that I've had no time to update. _
Instead, I have these small funny dialogues that my friend Jenday has so kindly let me post.
I take no credit in these dialogues; they all contain Jenday logic in them!
- BioGreen
LOGIC 1
(See Tsubasa painting his nails with bobby pinned hair).
Natsume: ...Ando, what the hell are you doing?
Tsubasa: I'm releasing my inner female hormones. Problem?
Natsume: Huh?
Tsubasa: ...Don't bother me Natsume-kun. I'm on my period.
Natsume: Natsume-kun?
Tsubasa: I wonder if I should eat this strawberry cake or not. I'm on a diet.
Aw, my nail broke.
Shoot! Itazura na Kiss starts in ten minutes.
OHEMGEE! Natsume-kun, did you see that guy's ABS?
Oh no, Mikan-chan texted me again.
Natsume-kun, do you want a bite of this cake? Say aah~
My nails haven't dried yet.
I need to straighten my hair again; this rainy season is making it frizzy.
NOOOO! TT-TT Kaname-kun broke up with me~!
Wah! There's a sale on eyeliner at the department store today!
...Eh? Natsume-kun, where are you going? You're going to leave a beautiful girl here all alone?
Natsume-kun?
...COME BACK HERE, HYUUGA! I HAVEN'T FINISHED ANNOYING YOU YET!
LOGIC 2
Gakuen Alice Cultural Fest
Sumire: Whew. HOW MANY CUSTOMERS ARE COMING INTO THIS FREAKING CAFE? -Rage-
Student A: It's fine Shouda. You can take a break now.
Sumire: REALLY? YAY! -Takes off maid outfit, then sees puppet outside classroom-
Puppet: -wave-
Sumire: Huh? -Walks to puppet- -Meets face-to-face with a witch mask-
Mikan: Ohai there. -Waves puppet-
Sumire: What do you want? -o-
Mikan: Come with me. -Grabs arm-
Sumire: Huh? Where are we going?
Mikan: Somewhere. -Goes into the Haunted house, pushes Sumire in and shuts door-
Sumire: MIKAN? -Looks around, Sees Koko crouched in a corner- ...Koko-kun?
Koko: ...Su...mire...?
Sumire: Is something wrong? -doki-
Koko: -grabs Sumire-
Sumire: KOKO-KUN? ...Are you scared...of ghosts...?
Koko: ...
Sumire: Koko-kun?
Koko: ...Zzz...
Sumire: (HE FELL ASLEEP) -doki- -pulls out phone-
Brr...Brrr... Hello?
Sumire: Kitsuneme, can you help me...?
Kitsuneme: Huh?
LOGIC 3
-GA Cultural Festival-
-Snack Vendor-
Tsubasa: Yo! Is there any Takoyaki left?
Student A: Yeah! -Gives-
Tsubasa: THIS IS MOCHI DUMBASS! ARE YOU EVEN JAPANESE?
Hotaru: Yoo~
Tsubasa: Oh, 'sup. Here, free dumpling.
Hotaru: Thanks. You have a camcorder right? Can I borrow it?
Tsubasa: Yeah, why?
Hotaru: ...I'M GOING TO VIDEOTAPE A SISSY SOBBING IN A CORNER OF OUR HAUNTED MANSION. Can I have it?
Tsubasa: (I shouldn't have asked.) -gives-
LOGIC 4
Koko: The thing about Natsume is that I can't tell if he's serious or not.
Ruka: What do you mean?
Koko: Yesterday I heard a rumor that he rejected this girl, so I went to ask him about it.
Ruka: What'd he say?
Koko: He said that girl was his mom.
Ruka: ...
Koko: His mom is dead.
Ruka: ...
/
Koko: -knocks on door-
Yuu: Yes...? Ah, Koko.
Koko: Do you remember Natsume's room number? I let him borrow a CD yesterday.
Yuu: Uh... I think it was "xxx"... (Didn't know what to put)
Koko: Okay thanks.
/
Koko: -knocks on door-
...
Koko: -knocks on door-
...
Koko: OPEN UP, YOU BASTARD!
Natsume: -Opens door half-asleep with one earphone in ear-
Koko: Oh god, you look drunk. Where's my CD?
Natsume: -mumbles something and gives CD-
Koko: ...Thanks.
...
Koko: WAIT, WHY ARE YOU DRUNK?
Natsume: Who knows?
Jinno: WHO'S DRUNK? YOU GUYS KNOW THERE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ALCOHOL ON CAMPUS!
Koko: ...You say that, but you had a 12 pack in your room once.
Jinno: That was for Health class.
LOGIC 5
Narumi: ... WHERE IS KOKO?
Yuu: He's in the infirmary, sensei~
Narumi: INFIRMARY MY ASS! Natsume-kun~ FETCH.
Natsume: ...(Grumble)
/
Koko: What was it that you needed, Narumi-sensei?
Narumi: I want you to ask Tsubasa-kun's class what they're doing for the Festival.
Koko: Why not ask the class next door? It's closer and-
Narumi: WHAT WAS THAT? YOU WANTED TO SEE YOUR SECRET CRUSH? I TOUGHT SO! DON'T TALK BACK!
Koko: TT_TT I don't even have a secret crush next door... -leaves-
/
Koko: Misaki-senpei~ what is your class doing for the Festival?
Misaki: Huh? Oh, we're doing Rupunzel.
Koko: Oh, really? Narumi-sensei wanted your class and our class to do a Festival event together.
Misaki: Okay, I just need to ask my Sensei.
/
Narumi: Okaay~ so we have both classes here in the gym, right~?
Class: Yesss~
Narumi: OKAY! COMMENCE VOTING OF CHARACTERS BEGIN!
Rapunzel: Mikan: 7 Ruka: 23 Tsubasa: 24
Tsubasa: Ehhh... =o=; Well, I won't mind if the prince is Misaki~
PMikance: Koko: 5 Ruka: 9 Natsume: 40
Natsume: =o= ...FML.
Tsubasa: Oh my wonderful Prince~ -Grabs arm-
Fangirls: KYAAAH~!
Natsume: ...After this is over, I'm going to tear your long and luscious hair and burn it.
LOGIC 6
Mikan: (Sitting at desk reading a magazine when all of a sudden chokes on spit)
Ruka: What happened, Mikan?
Mikan: ...
Ruka: ?
Mikan: OH. MY. GOD. LOOK AT THIS! (Shows ad of Natsume modeling)
Ruka: WHOA. NATSUME MODELS!
Ruka: Natsume. What. Is. This? (Shows ad)
Natsume: (Face goes pale)
Koko: BAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAH! HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD US THIS?
Natsume: ... Because of your idiotic reaction.
Mikan: Gosh, I would love to see this in pers—
Natsume: NO
(At Natsume's modeling company)
Koko: MUAHHAHAHAHAHA I reallllly wanna see how he does this.
Hotaru: -Brings a super high tech camera-
Mikan: Who cares! CHARGE~!
Sumire: WAAAAHHH SO MANY PRETTY CLOTHES
Koko: Duh, it's a modeling company.
Ruka: I'll go ask where Natsume is.
Ruka: Well, we're here.
Koko: We can't let him see us. Be quiet.
Everyone: (sneaks)
Natsume: ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE... (Menacing aura)
Everyone: EEEEKKK!
Ruka: ...We just wanted to see you model, isn't it fine :D ?
Natsume: No, it's no-
Natsume's manager: OH MY! ARE YOU NATSUME-KUN'S FRIENDS! PLEASE TAKE A SEAT!
Natsume: Manager-san... THESE PEOPLE, I DON'T KNOW THE-
Koko: (Host mode) Hello there, pretty manager-san. I'm sorry we imposed on you. (Hairflip) We just wanted to see our, HYUUGA NATSUME work today. Is that okay?
Manager: ...OF COURSE IT IS! PLEASE WATCH CAREFULLY~!
Natsume: ...Oi...
Ruka: Natsume's actually pretty good at this.
Manager: Say... Now that I see you kids up close...
Ruka: Eh?
Manger: ...WOULD YOU ALL LIKE TO TRY MODELING? (Eye gleam)
Hotaru: (Mad dash, held back by Mikan)
Mikan: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE MISSY!
Hotaru: (...FML)
Everyone: (Dressed up in nice clothes)
Hotaru: (...WHY AM I DOING THIS...)
Koko: I look 80 times better. (Pose)
Sumire: You look like a rusted trashcan.
Mikan: This is so awesome!
Sumire: ...It's comfortable, and really flashy...
Ruka: I think it looks fine.
Manager: ...YOU TWO! YOU LOOK GOOD TOGETHER. LET'S START THE PHOTOSHOOT!
Sumire: (I LOVE YOU MANAGER SAN!)
Well, that's all the dialogue my buddy Jenday made! Hope you enjoyed it!