Groggily waking up Naruto felt that his head was cold and wet. So it meant he hadn't killed himself. As he weakly opened his eyes his vision started to clear along with his hearing.

"I don't think he's walking up!" a voice said franticly

"I know what to do GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE!" and right then and there the first thing Naruto saw was Luffy hovering over him just before the Ruberman inhaled an ungodly amount of air causing his checks to puff out in expiation, bits of drool drip out of his lips as he puckering them out ready for the oxygen injection.

"Oh, hell no!" Naruto screamed as he formed a halfhearted Rasengan in his hand and punched/slapped Luffy in the check causing the stored air to escape just before he could give Naruto mouth to mouth

"AH! My cheek meat" Luffy yelped as he held his now sore face that now spotted a red swirling mark on his cheek

Naruto rose his feet off the ground and flipped of his back angrily looking at the rest of his on lookers.

"Why didn't you guys try and stop him!" Naruto yelled pointing angrily at them.

Zoro who was leaning against a wall with his arms crossed retorted "Zoro did it, that enough a reason for ya" he said still upset Naruto had sicked their captain on him.

Naruto dropped his scowl a bit "fine but now we're even"

Nami approached Naruto and started inspecting him "are you alright Naruto, still a bit woozy"

Naruto's face light up when the chips where down he knew Nami would be there for him "of course Nami-nee chan I always bounce back" he said his arms behind his head his eye closed giving his fox like face a go.

"Good, well good bye" and then she turned around and walked away

"Wait where are you going?"

Nami didn't stop waling she just threw her hands in the air "ask our brave Captain why I'm leaving!" she shouted back sarcastically

Naruto looked towards Luffy seeing him still holding his bruised face "why is she leaving?"

"It's because of what I slipped out" Vivi answered looking guilty for her slip of the tongue

"What did you say, did you insult her sense of fashion cause she's just a sexy pirate girl and you're an ok looking princes?"

Vivi shock her head "no it was…Hey! What do you mean I'm an ok looking princes" her guilt no replaced by angry girl hostility

Naruto just shrugged "what all I'm saying is if I'd have to choose who I'd ask out for a candle light ramen dinner it be the girl who didn't try and kill my super awesome whale friend Kingsly." Naruto said innocently

"I thought his name was Laboon?" Zoro said

"My Name sounds better" Naruto snapped back

"Enough!" Vivi yelled getting the attention back to her "Nami's leaving out of fear; while you were unconscious I reviled the identity of the Leader of Baroque Works"

"Barok what?" Naruto asked while scratching his still wet head.

"The bad guys we beat up" Zoro supplied

"Oh so who's their leader" Naruto asked Vivi

"It's one of the Shichibukai a guy by the name of Alligator" Zoro said calmly as if saying the time of day.

Vivi shot Zoro an angry glance "You shouldn't being saying that so calmly! If he finds out that we're telling people who he is more of the Millions or officer agents will be after us." Vivi thought for a second before looking back at Zoro "and his name is Crocodile"

"Stop telling people that!" Nami's voice shouted back at them.

Vivi covered her mouth back in fear for saying sensitive information out loud again.

"pff Alligator Crocodile there just the same thing with a different name" Zoro said

"Actually while both alligators and crocodiles are members of the reptilian order Crocodylia an alligator's snout is a bit larger than the crocodile's. Its snout is longer, wider, and more U-shaped. Due to this, an alligator is also able to crush it much better than crocodiles. Also a crocodile's upper jaw line and teeth are almost the same width so the teeth are shown all in the jaw line. They also have much bigger nostrils."

Everyone stopped turned around and looked at Luffy after he had just given them the explanation. The look of pure horror and confusion on their faces would not ever be matched in any of the adventures that they would experience in the near future the fact that Monkey D. Luffy had just said something remotely intelligent was the greatest shock they'd ever feel in their life time.

Luffy was still rubbing his cheek and moving his mouth around when he saw everyone was still looking at him mouth's down to the floor.

"Oh and Alligators taste better so when we get to Vivi's Country I'm not going to eat him."

Naruto's face snapped back to normal "well that didn't last too long" he said flatly.

AN: hey did you guys see the final episode of Breaking Bad…..I did I thought it was pretty cool oh also last year I discovered tv trope dot com so I've been on that site every moment I had access to a computer so that's why I didn't update…that and I'm lazy good night everybody