Chapter 3: A week without sex
Monday
"Grimm if you touch me one more fucking time I'm going to punch you in your fucking face" Ichigo said as he walked into the 'classroom'. Last night was the worst night of his life. He's gone without sex before but there wasn't a shirtless man walking around all the time when he did. Since there was no sex they couldn't sleep in the same bed because the urge to fuck was too strong, so Ichigo ended up sleeping in the chair next to the bed. Ichigo didn't even kiss Grimmjow good night because he didn't want them to get kicked out.
"But I didn't even touch you" Ichigo has been yelling at him all morning
"I know, I'm sorry. This no 'sex thing' is really getting to me"
"I know babe" he leaned in to kiss him
He put his hand up to stop the kiss "That will only make things worse"
"Nnoi, maybe if we hold hands while we walk to class it would take some of the pressure off the 'no sex' thing" Shiro suggested
"That's why I'm with you, cuz you smart"
"Thanks Nnoi you've been saying that a lot lately"
"Yep cuz you smart"
"Nnoi whats wrong with you"
"Nothing smarty pa.. um ba... um.."
"Nnoi"
"OK, I'm trying no to think about sex and the only thing about you that hasn't lead to sex is your smarts, Oh damn, I just remembered our first time started cuz you were teaching me something, which shows your smarts" he sighed "I'm tired. All this thinkin' made my head hurt I don't see how you do it all the time"
"It's ok Nnoi, you tried your best. You still wanna hold hands?"
"Yea, maybe that will make me feel better" Shiro held his hand out and Nnoitra grabbed it and linked their fingers.
"Nnoi, looking at my ass isn't goin' to help anything"
"You right"
"Renji, put a fucking shirt on" Byakuya yelled "If you don't put a shirt on in the next five seconds ima fuck you weather you like it or not"
"Babe, I just got out the shower"
"You know what, ima go to class cuz if I stay here we gone get kicked out"
"Whatever"
Byakuya couldn't believe he was acting this way, he has never cursed at Renji no matter how angry he was at him. It all started lats night. Renji took his shirt off to go to bed, like always, and Byakuya walked over to his side of the bed to kiss him, like always, they kissed and kissed and the kiss got deeper, like always, but this time Renji stopped saying "Babe, I think we should stop"
"Since when?"
"Since I care about our relationship, don't you"
Byakuya stared at Renji before whispering 'I hate you' and walking back to his side of the bed to go to sleep.
"Love you too" Renji mumbled
When Byakuya got to the 'classroom' he noticed Nnoitra, Shiro, Ichigo, and Grimmjow were already there.
"Where's Renji" Ichigo asked
"He was walking around with his shirt off and he just got out the shower, I had to leave"
"I get it
"Shinji, stop skippin'" Starrk yelled and Starrk doesn't yell "Why are you so damn happy. You fingered yourself this morning, didn't you"
"Of course I did, Starrky" he bit his lip knowing that drives Starrk nuts
"Keep walking to class ima go make me a sandwich" he was suddenly hungry
"K, Starrky"
"Shinji"
"Yea, babe"
"Never mind"
"K"
Shinji has been doing that since last night. He's been wearing the tightest jeans and wearing his shirts low cut so you can see his tan chest. Last night was the worst for Starrk. Lats night Shinji wore one of Starrk's shirts and some really little boy shorts. Starrk was so tempted to touch he had to sleep on the floor. The only thing Starrk can do to replaced the sex is eat. Every time he gets horny he gets a sandwich.
"Good morning, boys" Kisuke said as he walked into the room
"Fuck you" they all said in unison
"So how was everybody's first night with out sex" Yoruichi asked
"I hate Renji" Byakuya said, Renji wasn't even bothered by it he just shook his head
"I can't complement Shiro cuz everything about him is sexy" Nnoitra said
"Its ok, Nnoi" Shiro kissed his cheek "I still love you"
"That just makes me want to fuck you"
"Ichi's been yelling at me since last night"
"I'm sorry babe its just that last night it all set in after you got out the shower"
"Shinji won't stop being sexy" Starrk said eating a sandwich and a family bag of chips
"Starrk" Kisuke said "Why do you have two sandwiches and a family bag of chips"
"Well if I ain't eating hot blonde I'm eating something"
"Ok" Kisuke said "I wanna talk about your first times together, we'll start with Byakuya and Renji. Byakuya what made you want to sleep with Renji after knowing him for only one day"
"I'll start from the beginning, I arrived at the Kuchiki Hotel two days before the wedding, I didn't meet anyone I just went to bed. I woke up the next morning at six, I always wake up at six you get more things done that way, I get in the shower and get out a hour later and I look out my window and I noticed that I'm not the only person who gets up at six. I saw Renji getting out of the pool, hair down, abs glistening from the sunlight, long, tan legs wrapped around my..."
"Byakuya!" Kisuke yelled
"What" he responded coming out of his daydream "What were we talkin bout again"
"Why you had sex with Renji after one day knowing him"
"Right, OK, So I saw him get out of the pool and I realized I was starring so I decided to get dressed and go to the small diner and get some breakfast. He was there his hair was wet and he still had his shirt off but he had pants on. I remember him coming up to me and saying 'you must be Byakuya' and I said "and you must be Renji'. Then he said 'yea' and said something else but I was to focused on his abs to pay his face any attention. I guess I agreed to sit down cuz that's what we were doing. Then I noticed he was getting cold cuz his nipples were getting hard so I gave him my jacket and I was able to pay a lot more attention. Some how we got on the topic of music and he told me he sings and I told him I play the piano and somehow we were singing in the ballroom where the piano was. I think that's when I fell in love with him"
"That was kinda romantic but what made you want to have sex with him on his wedding day? Didn't you at least think he was in love with your sister?"
"That's the part I don't get, usually I am very protective of my sister and her feelings but I couldn't sleep the night before and that morning I made up my mind. I wanted Renji, and I always get what I want"
"Good job, class dismissed " Kisuke said writing something in a notebook
"Whoa, that's it, you didn't even go through all the couples" Renji said "I wanna hear everyone's story cuz we came in late, Byakuya" he turned to him with an accusing stare
"It was not my fault, no one told you to touch me when it was time to board the plane" Byakuya said
"And no one told you to ride me in the bathroom of the plane station we could've fucked on the plane" Byakuya hit him in the stomach "ow, what the fuck B"
"You know I don't fuck on planes"
"Whatever" he leaned over to kiss him, Byakuya moved his face "Kissing will only get us kicked out"
"I never said you couldn't kiss" Kisuke said
"Kissing leads to sex" Byakuya answered
"Told you Grimm"
Tuesday
"Good morning lovers, how was your morning" Yoruichi asked
"Ichi hit me" Grimmjow whined
"I've had ten sandwiches since yesterday" Starrk said eating a sandwich
"I've been jackin' off in the shower since last night" Byakuya said
"I fingered myself this morning, its not the same" Shinji said
"My dick cried last night" Nnoi said
"That's not good" Kisuke said "but lets move on. Nnoitra, why did you wanna sleep with Shiro?"
"Because his jeans were really tight and his ass was really round"
"That's it"
"I guess I'll tell the whole story. I actually like Shiro his freshmen year"
"How? We had no classes together" Shiro asked
"Just cuz you had your hood up and we had no classes together doesn't mean I couldn't see that incredibly round ass of yours, so when you popped up in my chemistry class I was more than happy. When it was time to pick lab partners I asked the teacher if I could have Shiro, I knew he was smart, he could get me A's and I wanted to tap that ass"
"Wait, you only asked to be my lab partner for your own benefit" Shiro said
"No, that was my original plan. Then I saw you outside of school playin' your guitar in the park. Your hood was down and you were happy, then I wondered how I could put that smile on your face" Shiro smiled "That right there is what made me wanna know the real Shiro"
"But what I wanna know is why you didn't sleep with me at that party" Shiro asked
"Cuz I don't like drunk slutty, boys...ok I don't like drunk, slutty Shiro...ok I didn't want to sleep with you because I knew if I did, things would get awkward between us and I didn't want that"
"So when did you two finally have sex" Yoruichi asked
"Well, we were at my apartment and Shiro was teachin' me something and we turned at the same time and we kissed, grabbed his face into my hands and kissed him again and then we had sex and we been fucking ever since"
"So at first you just wanted to fuck Shiro and then you wanted to be with him for real" Kisuke asked as he wrote something in his notebook
"Yea, basically"
"Ok, class dismissed"
"Good, I need another sandwich" Starrk mumbled
"Nnoi, hands to yourself" Shiro said when he got up from his seat, he just knew Nnoi was reaching for his ass
"Damn" Nnoitra whispered
Wednesday
"Good morning happy couples" Kisuke said as he walked in the room
"Fuck you, I hate Grimm" Ichigo said
"I hate you, too" Grimmjow replied
"Fuck you" Byakuya said
"Starrky won't talk to me" Shinji said sadly
"I couldn't sleep last night" Shiro said sadly
"I had to sleep outside because the urge to fuck him is too strong" Nnoi said
"Renji, you don't seem that hurt about this" Yoruichi noticed
'Well, unlike my boyfriend, I think the 'no sex' thing will be good for my relationship" Renji replied
Byakuya turned toward Renji "You are so fucking weird"
"So you wouldn't mind if I told you you couldn't have sex the rest of the trip" she asked
"I would be quite devastated and I would get us kicked out cuz as soon as this is over I'm fuckin' his brains out"
"Oh goody" Byakuya said smiling for the first time all week
"Now, lets get down to business, Starrk what made you wait so long before telling Shinji you wanted him" Kisuke asked
"Well, when Shinji walked into my office I could tell he was into me. He took a quick peek into my office and I saw his face when he saw me. He fixed his hair and looked at his ass in the mirror before walking in. He tried to seduce me with soft touches but that no longer worked on me. After we talked I had to see him dance, you know to see if he was good, so on our way to the pole I walked behind him, he tried to shake his ass as he walked, he did a good job I've seen worse. When he started stripping I was hypnotized, he was so good and he looked like sex personified and the way he moved his hips I wondered how he would move on my dick. I'm gettin' hard just thinkin bout it"
"Well Starrk, it looks like you wanted to fuck Shinji when you met him, what made you wait?"
"One reason is, I wanted to see how far and how long he would go. The other reason is Shinji was different than all the other guys that flirt with me. When he 'helped' he actually helped. I could tell he was a smart blonde and liked to help others and over the course of three months I began to like him but I guess over the three months I had him waiting he got tired. I know this cuz he barged into me office and he says 'Starrk Coyote' and I go 'yes blondie' 'I'm sick of flirting with you and you not noticing. I mean look at me who wouldn't wanna fuck me' and I go 'Well blondie, I had no idea' 'What the fuck you mean you had no idea, everyone knows I like you' and then I said it 'Really, well all you had to do was ask, blondie' the way he looked at me was scary. I didn't know know if he was gonna hit me or flip the desk over. Instead he crawled on my desk, grabbed my shirt and kissed me. That just put me over and I fucked him"
"Best sex of my life" Shinji whispered
"Starrk you didn't want to sleep with Shinji when you first saw him?" Yoruichi asked
"No, I by that time I was over the flirtatious blonde thing. Actually I was over blondes all together, but Shinji was different"
"So after yall had sex what happen next" She asked
"I claimed that ass, then we went to my house hand in hand and made love all day"
"Best day of my life" Shinji whispered again
"Ok, class dismissed" Kisuke said writing in his notebook
Thursday
"Grimm, shut the fuck up I am so sick of you talkin' to me, shut up. I don't wanna hear your voice unless your screaming my name" Ichigo yelled as he walked in to the classroom that morning. He has never gone this long with out having sex with Grimmjow and its really effecting him. "I'm so sorry"
"Its ok" Grimmjow said sadly
"I wanna kiss you so badly"
"Why won't you"
"Cuz if I kiss you I won't be able to control myself"
"Really?" Kisuke asked
"Yes" Ichigo answered
"At least you care enough about your relationship to have control" Yoruichi said
"Thanks"
Kisuke shook his head slightly before moving on "Grimmjow when you and Ichigo had sex on the plane what were you thinking"
"This sexy ass orange haired man I was sittin' next to, is nasty"
"Really, how do think Ichigo felt"
"Obviously good enough to fuck me"
"Grimm seriously"
"Sorry, the plane was very unexpected. We were being very ass-hole-ish towards each other. He spilled my soda and I knocked his peanuts on the floor. Till this day I still don't understand how it all happened, but I'm happy it did" he smiled
"How long after the plane sex did you begin working at Ichigo's job" Yoruichi asked
"Um about six months" Grimmjow answered
"And how long was it before you two began to have sex"
"Hour and a half"
"Yea Grimm tell them about how after a hour and a half you snatched me in a closet and fucked me" Ichigo said smiling just thinking about it
"Gladly"
Shaking his head for the second time Kisuke went on "Grimm how did you feel when you found out that you and Ichigo would be working together"
"Happy, horny, totally turned on, excited"
"Why did you wait so long to make it official"
"I don't know, ask Ichi"
"Ichigo would you like to explain"
"Sure, Me and Byakuya..." Ichigo started
"Byakuya and I" Byakuya corrected
"Why do you always do that" Renji and Ichigo said in unison
"I can't help it"
"Whatever, Byakuya and I had just broke up and I didn't and I didn't want to jump into a new relationship"
"Question" Byakuya said "Did you guys have sex on the plane when you were still with me"
"Yea but you were fucking Renji" Ichigo said
"I just wanted to know"
"yea whatever"
Kisuke sighed heavily before dismissing the class.
Friday
"Hello happy couples" Kisuke and Yoruichi said at the same time, most of them groaned, others cursed namely,Starrk, Ichigo, Nnoitra, and Byakuya, "Don't be so mean, sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship"
"Shut up, don't say that, don't ever say that" Shinji cried
"You guys should really be ashamed of yourselves sex shouldn't run your run your lives" Kisuke tried to explain
"I'm sorry if I think with me dick, but I've been waiting for someone to blow my brains out for a long time. I finally get it and now you wanna take it away from me, that's just not fair" Grimmjow said
"What's not fair is you people take your relationships for granted. Most people can't even find love and here you are complaining about sex. It is quite ridiculous that after all the love and tenderness that you share, you complain about sex. Out of all the couple I have helped, you guys ,by far, are the worst" Kisuke said
"Ouch, why so harsh" Renji said "I'm not even complaining about sex"
"Shut up, Renji" Byakuya snapped
"I need a break" Kisuke said getting up and walking out the door
"See what you did" Yoruichi yelled "Now he's gonna quit"
"I didn't mean to make him angry. Now that I think about it, I still love Grimm without the sex" Ichigo admitted before kissing Grimmjow on the cheek, Grimmjow smiled instantly
"You kissed me"
"Yup and I don't have the urge to sleep with you"
"I didn't want to leave Starrky after we had sex the first time" Shinji said " and I stayed because I actually liked him"
"I liked Blondie before I fucked him" Starrk said "and I love him after"
"I love you, too"
"I guess I don't hate Renji as much as I say I do" Byakuya kissed Renji's cheek "I love you, Renji"
"I love you, too"
"Shiro your the best boyfriend I've ever had and I loved you before we had sex and I'll love you for the rest of my life" Nnoitra said
"Aww Nnoi, I love you too" Shiro kissed his cheek repeatedly
"Alright, alright, your making it worse"
"I'm sorry"
"It's ok"
Yoruichi smiled
"What the fuck are you smiling for" Grimmjow asked rudely
She kept smiling and pulled a phone out of her pocket, she touched the screen and called someone "It worked"
"What worked? What are you talkin' bout?" Byakuya asked
"Well I thought that if I got angry and walked out of the room and Yoruichi said I would quit, it might make you realize what this lesson is about" Kisuke said from the doorway
"Since we figured it out...never mind" Grimmjow started
"Since we figured it out can we have sex now" Byakuya said what Grimmjow was thinking
"No!" Kisuke said throwing his hands up and shaking his head
"Aww" everyone groaned
"Anyway" kisuke walked back to his seat "I have something for you" he pulled a box out of nowhere
"What is that" Nnoitra asked
"These" kisuke pulled them out of the box "are dolls that look just like you"
"Ooo let me see mine" Grimmjow said "Damn I look good" he said when he got his doll
"Hold on"Ichigo said "There is something wrong with Grimm's doll"
"What" Kisuke asked
"Its missin' ego" he laughed
"Hahahaha your so funny" Grimmjow rolled his eyes "Ass"
"Takes one to love one, babe"
"Byakuya, why Renji's shirt off" Yoruichi asked
"Because I'm hoping its like voodoo, so when I take this Renji's shirt off the real Renji's shirt will come off." he sighed "It doesn't work, but they are identical. I'll just look at this Renji and pretend its the real one"
"Babe" Renji started
"Yes, Renji" Byakuya answered staring at the fake Renji's body
"Do you even look at my face?"
"No, your torso just says things occasionally" He shook his head slightly "Renji did you say something?"
Renji threw his hands in the air "I give up"
"On what"
"Nothing"
"Starrky doesn't have a pillow attached to his head" Shinji pointed out
"And Shinji doesn't have a phone in his back pocket" Starrk said
"Look Nnoi" Shiro said "Your doll is taller than everyone elses, just like in real life"
"Oh my god, Shiro, they got your ass down to a tee, look at it, its like a perfect circle"
"Alright boys...Byakuya put Renji's shirt back on" Yoruichi snapped
"Ok" he said sadly
"Alright boys, we're gonna do something like role play. We want you to use these dolls to portray what happens when we're not there, Shiro, Nnoi you go first"
"Ok" Shiro answered "This is what Nnoi sound like anywhere 'Damn, Shiro, look at that ass, whatchu be doin to get yo ass like that' and this is what its like when I'm in another room and he's watching tv 'Shiro I dropped the remote and I think it rolled under the tv and since I'm to big to get it, could you' I know he kicks it under there cuz remotes don't roll, but I get it anyway. The tv is on a short stand so I have to get on my hands and knees and all I hear is 'yea..damn...damn...all that ass' sometimes I think he doesn't even know I have a face"
"I know exactly how you feel" Renji looked at Byakuya
"Renji would you like to go next" Yoruichi asked
"Sure. This is what goes on in our house 'Renji the grass it getting kinda high could you cut it, and its kinda hot I think you should do it your shirt off' and 'Renji you should cook dinner with you shirt off, that way you'll ready for dessert' and here's the worst one 'Renji you can't sleep with your shirt on its too hot for that"
"Nnoitra, Byakuya, do you even care about your boyfriends' feelings"
"Yea" Nnoitra said "When he's happy he shakes it for me"
"Yea I care about Renji's feelings, when he's happy there is a better chance of his shirt coming off"
Kisuke sighed and shook his head, this is going to be his hardest group ever "Ichigo, Grimm would you like to go next"
"Sure" Ichigo said "Grimm has a big ass ego so damn near everything has to be about him. Everytime he looks in the mirror he says 'Damn you look good if it wasn't for Ichigo I'd fuck. Your ass ain't as nice as his but you certainly look better, don't tell him I said that' and when he's not in the mirror he sings 'Strawberry, I feel like fuckin' and 'Strawberry, guess what, I feel like fuckin' I feel like I don't have a say in when we have sex"
"What" Grimmjow yelled "You have no say? Gimme that damn doll, this is you 'Grimm, I'm so horny and I feel like doin something with my mouth' Ouch why'd you hit me"
"I've never said that"
"Yea ya did, you probably don't remember cuz you were drunk when you said it"
"Whatever"
"Shinji how does it work at your home" Kisuke asked
"Gladly, lets hope someone sees Starrk being horny other than me. Starrk takes many naps and he wants sex before sleep and after sleep and here's what it sounds like 'Blondie, I'm bout to go to sleep, come fuck me' 'Blondie, I'm awake now, lets fuck' he always has sex on the brain"
"Me!" Starrk said "What about 'Starrky 'hair flip' I feel like having sex with the man I love' and what about 'Starrky 'hair flip, straddles legs' I've been waiting all day just to see you, and guess what, I'm horny' he whispers in my ear. That's how it is in my house"
"Whatever, Starrk"
Shaking his head Kisuke dismissed class
Saturday
"Hello boy" Kisuke said with no enthusiasm when he and Yoruichi walked into the room
"Where's your cheer" Nnoitra asked
"Its Saturday, I don't need any cheer. Over the past few days I've been taking notes and I realized something. You all think with your dick"
"What!" Renji exclaimed "I wasn't even thinkin' about fucking him when I walked up to him"
"Renji, who did you dream of that night" Kisuke asked calmly
"..."
"You were thinking with your dick, maybe it wasn't on purpose but you were. Byakuya your weren't attracted to Renji's personality, you were attracted to the person who came out of that pool, weren't you"
Byakuya sat quietly before nodding "Yes I was attracted to Renji's body first but after spending the day with him I realized that he is more than just a body and sometimes I forget that. I love you Renji and I know I don't show it all the time but I do"
Kisuke smiled before moving on "Nnoi you wanted Shiro for his ass and then you wanted to get to know him, right"
"Right" Nnoi answered
"Then why do you treat him like he's just a piece of meat"
"...I don't mean it, I say what I think a lot and a lot of the times I don't think before I say things. I'm sorry Shiro, I do know you have feelings and I know I over look them and while we're here I'll work on it"
Kisuke smiled again "Starrk and Shinji the both of you are guilty of thinking with your dick. When your first met Starrk you had nothing on your mind but to fuck him, right" Shinji nodded "and when you finally got to sleep with him you felt..."
"I felt...I felt..."
"You felt incomplete, you thought all you wanted from Starrk was sex and when you finally got it your heart took over and you realized you wanted more, luckily the same thing happened to Starrk"
"Damn, your good" Shinji said "Starrk I love you and sex isn't the only thing in our relationship, I often forget that but from now on I'll try to fix that"
"Shinji" Starrk said "I love you too and some times I do put sex before everything else including you and your feelings and I'm sorry"
Kisuke smiled yet again "Grimm, Ichigo, you two were probably the worst couple to participate in the 'no sex' week, Ichigo what is up with you and sex you were acting like you didn't love Grimmjow"
"I know, I couldn't help it. Its like sex is the main thing I can't fuck up and when I don't have it I act like I hate the world and the person who cares the most. I'm sorry Grimm, I love you and I want you to know that I will try my hardest to work on not having sex with you when ever I want"
"Ichigo I love you, I often think of you as my sex buddy but I know your more to me then that and while we're here I will focus on thinking about me and you"
Kisuke smiled again "I'm so proud of you guys, I thought you would have failed by now and guess what"
"What" they all said
"The curse has been lifted, you can have sex now"
Starrk picked Shinji up, threw him over his shoulder and walked out the door. Byakuya pulled Renji into a soul searing kiss and then whispered 'you ready' Renji grabbed his hand and dragged him to their room. Ichigo tackled Grimmjow to the ground and kissed him with everything he had. Nnoitra pulled Shiro into his lap and kissed him until he couldn't breathe.
After everyone left the room and Kisuke and Yoruichi heard several loud moans they looked at each other and laughed "Their gonna need a lot of assprin" Yoruichi said
Sorry this took so long, I hope this makes up for the wait.