The Z Gang Discover Fanfiction
One random day at a Capsule Corp party Bulma decided to get on her computer. This is what she found.
"Hey guys! Come here I found a website with stories about us, how cool!" yelled Bulma.
The Z gang made their way to the computer room.
"What was that Bulma?" asked Goku.
"Just sit down, lets read them!"
After reading the first 4 stories everyone was either laughing, angry, or just plain shocked.
"What the hell?" exclaimed Bulma. " In most of these stories I'm either a ditz, a slut, a bad ass, or a big baby whos always crying! I don't act like that at all."
"And in ALL of these stories I'm an overbearing psyco bitch! I don't act like that, DO I?" screamed Chichi.
Everyone's sweat dropped.
"WELL DO I!"
"Um, no of course not" everyone mumbled.
"Why did they make me so stupid? And I care about other things besides food you know." Pouted Goku.
"Actually, I think they nailed you Goku." Laughed Bulma.
"Why am I such an asshole!" screamed Yamcha. "I never beat, raped, or cheated on Bulma! I LOVED her if anything I'm the one who was wronged!"
Everyone rolled their eyes and ignored Yamcha, this wasn't the first time that he went on about how Vegeta stole Bulma from him.
"Why the hell did they make me so emotional? I wouldn't say half the shit they make me say in these stories!" said Vegeta.
"Since when are Chichi, 18, and I the snobby rich girls? And exactly when did we become best friends?" said Bulma.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Screamed Vegeta. "WHY THE HELL AM I FORNICATING WITH KAKEROT? WHO EVER WROTE THIS SHALL SUFFER A PAINFUL DEATH!"
"Why am I so perky? I'm not the head cheerleader type." said 18.
"Hey guys what's going on?" Said Trunks while walking in the room with Goten.
He takes a minute and reads the story currently on the screen.
"WHAT THE?" Screamed Trunks. "WHY THE HELL AM I HAVING SEX WITH PAN? SHES LESS THAN HALF MY FUCKING AGE!"
Goten and Gohan instantly got mad about this and started yelling at Trunks like he actually did have sex with pan. Vegeta started reading more of the story.
"WHY THE HELL IS KAKEROTS BRAT FORNICATING WITH BRA!" yelled Vegeta. In a fit of blind rage he jumped up and started chasing Goten around the house.
"Why do people hate me so much? I'm always the one being beaten up or just the bad guy in general" Pouted Yamcha. "I'M A NICE PERSON"
"I'm not some gigolo who goes around sleeping with every whore, I'm a prince!" yelled Vegeta while walking back to the computer with a very terrified Goten following behind him.
" I WOULD NEVER JUST THROW MYSELF AT VEGETA, AND WHY AM I ALWAYS BEING RAPED AND KIDNAPPED BY EITHER FRIEZA OR OLD BOYFRIENDS!" Screamed Bulma.
Yamcha frowned.
Bulma rolled her eyes. "Not you Yamcha."
"I think we've had enough of this blasphemy! AND FATHER NEVER BEAT MOTHER AND I!" Vegeta raged.
In that instant Vegeta blew up Bulma's computer.
The End
A/N: I hoped you liked it. I know my writing skills aren't the best but I'm only 14, I'm not even in high school yet. Anyways please review