Thank you all for the birthday wishes!

I know most of you don't read my Author's Notes, but this one pertains to future updates. On another note, my mother was just released from hospital after a major operation, so I've been running around being a nurse inbetween my own work and haven't had much spare time at all. As such, I haven't seen the latest episode of Merlin - episode... 10 I think? I don't even know anymore. I heard it's quite good. So I felt bad for not updating, so here is an update. This update is also to let you all know that future updates may be a tad more sporadic because of my new, hectic schedule (even more so than before!). Everyone get psyched for The Hobbit in the States. The London premiere was today I believe? Or yesterday? Don't quote me on that one ;)

/edit: sorry! I posted the previous chapter as this one by mistake. It's fixed now, or should be very shortly.

That awkward moment you realize that Merlin was trying to imitate Morgana -SunnySmile2413

That awkward moment when Arthur starts paying all the people of Camelot in clothes.
That awkward moment when he pays Merlin in dresses. - Naisa

That awkward moment when you realise that Dragoon the Great is just an anagram of The Great Dragon with an extra O added. -voldyismyfather

That Awkward Moment when Gwaine ignores Gaius and pulls the sheet down to reveal Gwen.
That Awkward Moment when Gwaine reacts the wrong way because he betted that Gwen would kill Merlin not the other way round.
That Awkward Moment when all the Knights and Gaius had been betting whether or not Merlin and Arthur are lovers.
That Awkward Moment when Gaius is running a betting den in his chambers and Merlin hasn't noticed for the last ten or so years.
That Awkward Moment when Arthur catches Merlin putting the dress on.
That Awkward Moment when Merlin tells Gwen how heavy she weighs
That Awkward Moment when Merlin gets beheaded for treason because he called Gwen fat.
That Awkward Moment when Mordred telepathically asks Merlin 'are we there yet?' constantly throughout the quest.
That Awkward Moment when Mordred and Arthur thought that the Dolma was using Merlin as a sex slave.
That Awkward Moment when Gwen thinks Arthur is having a threesome with Mordred and Leon.
That Awkward Moment when Arthur, Mordred and Leon's excuse for being in the storage room was 'poetry lessons'.
That Awkward Moment when Merlin knocks out Gwen with a silver jug.
That Awkward Moment when the real reason Arthur was out in the woods to see Gwen with Morgana was because he was having a moonlight picnic with Merlin.
That Awkward Moment when it turns out the Old Religion is now Team Morgana.
That Awkward Moment when Mordred keeps following Merlin to reassure him that he's Team Emrys.
That Awkward Moment when Gwen drowns in the lake. -Stephy-Lou Clark-Weasley

That awkward moment when Merlin thinks he doesn't have the strength to keep up the aging spell, and Gaius's solution is to double it with a gender-changeing spell
That awkward moment when apparently Arthur is completely relieved to see Mordred, even though you can't see exactly how he's going to move two huge rocks from up there with just his rope.
That awkward moment when the Queen is evil and brainwashed, and Merlin is searching like mad for a cure, and Gaius just sits here eating an apple and announces that there's no hope
That awkward moment when Mordred epicly saves each and every one of the good guys' lives, including Merlin's, defeats Morgana and Merlin still doesn't trust him
That awkward moment when Arthur finds Dolma familiar when "she" is fifty feet away from him, but when he's just in front of her and can see every detail of her face, he doesn't click
That awkward moment when you realize you had forgotten that Mordred was already lethal as a child
That awkward moment when it becomes official that the writers had getting their ideas from fanfiction
That awkward moment when you expected woman!Merlin to be a beautiful young lady, and it turned out to be an old woman
That awkward moment when Gaius said it would be a woman because it was...the first thing that crossed his mind.
That awkward moment when Merlin trips in the stairs while pushing Gwen on the cart.
That awkward moment when Merlin screws up yet another occasion to bring magic back
That awkward moment when you sense a Morgana/Merlin reveal next episode, but so far this season has brought your hopes up and down so much you don't dare to hope anymore. -Noemix

That awkward moment when Colin Morgan looks really good as an elderly woman and you want more of this.
That awkward moment when you're laughing too much at "Dolma" sassing at Arthur...and then mentally add a Mean Girls quote (Four for you! You go girl!) - georgieporgiepuddingandpie

That awkward moment when Arthur questions the 'funny feeling' Merlin has, but not when he falls down a cliff and comes out virtually unharmed.
That awkward moment when Dolma seems to blush at the fact that Arthur thinks she looks familiar.
That awkward moment when you can't help but (only a tinsy-winsy bit) hate Merlin for treating Mordered so badly; maybe it's that treatment that makes Mordered turn against Camelot!?
That awkward moment when the aging spell gets somehow stuck and Merlin requires Mordered to turn him back into a man.
That awkward moment when the line above can be taken the wrong way (and it was completely UNintentional...) -Katerina Riley

That awkward moment when you wonder if the Raven messages aren't the medieval version of twitter. - Emma

That awkward moment when you realize Arthur will be dead in 3 episodes.
That awkward moment when Mordred walks in on Merlin and Gaius' conversation about him.
That awkward moment when you've come to the conclusion that there will be no reveal or that it will come right as Arthur dies.
That awkward moment when Merlin is the reason Mordred goes over to the dark side. -ARoomFullOfMonkeys

Awkward Moments for Episode after "With All My Heart" (which I can't recall the name of - kindness of strangers, maybe?) I haven't proofread any of these so as to avoid spoilers.

That awkward moment when the Great Dragon didn't come.
That awkward moment when Morgana found Merlin up on the roof.
That awkward moment when Merlin did actually have to relieve himself.
That awkward moment where you actually thought Finna was evil for half the episode then changed your mind.
That awkward moment when Merlin will most likely turn Morderd against Camelot because he still doesn't trust him.
That awkward moment when there are onlylike 3 episodes left and you have no idea if they will ever do a magic reveal. - Guest

That awkward moment when after watching the preview you think Mordred and Merlin are going to make a "Arthur killed our girlfriends" club, in the next episode. -Miss Wolf

That awkward moment when suddenly everyone uses Crow Mail.
That awkward moment when you're really starting to believe there will be no magic reveal.
That awkward moment when the old, magic woman ISN'T a love interest for Gaius.
That awkward moment when Merlin is never in Camelot anymore, he's too busy running around in forests.
That awkward moment when Merlin has never heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy... despite what happened with Morgana. -Alex and Perry

Submit your awkward moments below for the episode that aired last Saturday, 8 December. ;)