Hotaru: *Director: Hotaru! Your out of place, that note was flat, and your lines have no feeling! Now fix the problems!* *Bashes Director over head with glaive* Fixed my problem.

Special Sorry Story

Director Andy Action sat in his director's chair ready to begin the first day of filming. He was ready to begin and began to tell about the scene.

"OK Snow," he yelled, using the nick name for Princess Snow Kaguya which was way to hard to say, "your about to send your lovely snow dancers to find the crystal. Light, Camera, and Action!"

The curtain pulled back to reveal Snow in a black, tight-fitting dress that looked like something you would see the wife on the Adams Family wear. Everybody off stage was looking at one another for some explanation.

"Go my hip-hop snow punks, go find my crystal!" Snow yelled. Teenage girls in black leather plants and tube tops flew (they were attached to cables) towards Earth (a stage prop).

"CUT!!!! What are you doing, you all are supposed to be in white dresses! And your line is 'Go my lovely snow dancers, find my crystal!' why are you all dressed in black and why did you call them 'snow punks'?" Andy yelled, turning an odd shade of red.

"Well, I thought that hip-hop punks would appeal more to our teenage audience, as opposed ballet dancers," Snow explained nonchalantly.

"Go change," Andy ordered. "Let's try a different scene." 5 minutes later the set had been transformed into a coffee shop and Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna were all seated in a booth and the cameras were in position.

"Lights, Camera, and Action!"

"Well I guess our-" Michiru began but was cut off by somebody ranting.

"Sir, we're sorry but this girl want ed to talk to you," a security said as he tried to keep the small girl under control.

"HOTARU!!!" all of the senshi yell in astonishment.

"OK, why am I not in this movie? I wasn't in Promise of the Rose either. And Chibi-Usa gets to be in this movie. Why am I not featured in any of the movies?" She screamed at nobody unparticular.

"Um...well...you couldn't really do anything since all of your attacks either blow up the world or kill you," Andy explained.

"I can make a shield!" Hotaru yelled back. Well, they argued for a while until reinforcements came to help the security guard drag Hotaru away.

"I will have my revenge!" She yelled as they dragged her off stage.

"OK let's try this again, Michiru you start. Take 2. Lights, Camera, Action!"

"Well I guess our icy friends haven't come back yet," Michiru said, actually finishing her line this time. Extras ran by screaming their lines as they passed the window. Suddenly black fire shot through the window.

"CUT!!! What is going on ice is supposed to crash through the window not black fire! Who is responsible for this?" Andy yelled throwing his script to the ground.

"Well I think that black fire is allot cooler and more modern than simple ice," Snow explained as she walked up to the director.

"We're filming Hearts in Ice. Not Punks in Black Flames," Andy screamed at her. He turned his attention to the cast and crew, "Lets try another scene, and no modifications this time."

10 minutes later the scene had been changed to Ray's home and all of the Actresses were in their positions.

"OK Minako, you are running in late. Ray your ticked off at her. Lights, Camera, Action!" Andy yelled.

Minako ran on stage. "Sorry I'm late guys," she said as she came up.

"What else is new, your always-" Ray was interrupted by Usagi's screams. Usagi's skirt was on fire and she was running about the stage burning everything in her path. Everybody began to panic and in 5 minutes they had managed to burn down the entire set.

"Lets try ANOTHER scene," Andy said once everything had calmed down and the fire had been put out.

10 minutes later the scene had been charged to a busy street.

"OK Snow dancer's this your first attack. Lights, Camera, Action!" Andy yelled.

"Hey look!" Usagi and Chibi-Usa yelled. They were about to turn and run when it started to rain flower petals and Fiori appeared, looking very confused.

"CUT!!! Fiori, wrong movie," Andy yelled.

"Oh. Sorry everybody," He said and turned and left.

"OK I've had all I can take. We'll start again tomorrow at 6 A.M. So everybody go home." Andy said in defeat.