A/N: Hey guys, this is my first fanfiction. I apologize in advance for any mistakes. Thanks for reading!
Title: BleachBook
Summary: What happens when Ichigo introduces Facebook to the Gotei 13 Court Guards? A wholllllle lotta trouble, that's what. And when did he get that many friends, anyways? [HitsuMatsu, ByaChiru, IshiNemu, IchiHime, RenRukia, ChadIsane, KyourakuNanao]
Word Count: 5,424
Rating: Ehhh, maybe a high T for some sexual innuendos and suggestive themes :)
Pairings: Heavy HitsuMatsu, ByaChiru, RenRukia, IchiHime, IshiNemu, ChadIsane, mild KyourakuNanao...I think that's all.
Warnings: After Winter War, doesn't include anything about the Vizards and/or anime fillers. I was too lazy. Haha, sorry. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE PAIRINGS. ALSO, YACHIRU IS AN ADULT IN THIS FANFICTION, SO PLEASE DON'T THINK OF BYAKUYA AS A PEDO. lol.
Disclaimer: Bleach isn't mine, it's Kubo Tite's and is published under Viz Entertainment's Shounen Jump. This piece of fanfic will not be used for profit anywhere, anytime.
So yeah, read and, hopefully, enjoy!
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki is gonna propose to Inoue tonite ;) Wish me luck!
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Renji Awesomecakes Abarai Finally! Dude, I thought you were gonna wait forever!
IceDragon Hitsugaya Huh. Congrats. Just don't get her pregnant before you guys are married; she'll be a nightmare. When I got Matsumoto pregnant before our marriage, all the old farts in the Central 46 and Yamamoto were 'scandalized.' -78 people like this-
Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Toshiroooo~ don't be mean! My due date's in a week, and you wouldn't want me to get sad and have a difficult pregnancy, hmm? -13 people likes this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya ...no, sweetie...
Retsu Unohana Congratulations, Kurosaki-kun. I know Orihime-san will be thrilled. -1 person likes this-
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Thanks Shiro and Unohana-taichou.
IceDragon Hitsugaya It's 'Hitsugaya-taichou,' you IDIOT. And are you insulting me?
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Who, me?
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Inoue Orihime Eeeek! I'm engaged to Ichigo now! And I think I might be pregnant :D BEST WEEK EVER!
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Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki WAIT WHAAAAAAAAA? PREGNANT? WHEN? WHAT.
IceDragon Hitsugaya Now you too, Kurosaki, shall be tortured by the wrath of a pregnant woman! -29 people like this-
Inoue Orihime ? I don't get it, Toshiro-kun. Ah, Ichigo-kun, can you pick up some peanut butter, spinach, M&Ms, yogurt, apples, potato chips, and celery at the market? I'm in the mood for some of my famous Chocolate Spinach Crunchy Fruit-Peanut Salad. And I'll be sure to make PLENTY for you to eat, Ichigo-kun. I hope you eat EVERY DROP, okay? -8 people like this-
Zaraki DemonSlayer Kenpachi She's got you whipped, ya fucker.
Ishida Uryuu Hmph. You should've known better than to act all surprised at Orihime's pregnancy. Girls just hate it when you don't notice things. Just like how Nemu hated it when I didn't pay attention to her new hairstyle...Let me just tell you, angry females get a lot worse when they come equipped with dozens of weapon-like modifications. -35 people like this-
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki …..Ouch. -7 people like this-
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Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto It's twins! I hope you guys welcome little Yue and Haruki!
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Ise Nanao Oh my gosh! What do they look like?
Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto My little girl Yue has her father's teal eyes and my blonde hair, and my cute boy Haruki has my blue eyes and his father's pure white hair. It was worth getting all fat and ugly for 9 months! -47 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya Let's hope they don't have your work ethics… -30 people like this-
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Oooh! Babies! Byakushi and I are working on making babies! -77 people like this-
Zaraki Demonslayer Kenpachi WHAT. -4 people like this-
Byakuya Kuchiki What we do in our…spare time…is none of your business.
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Yeah, besides...Yachiru's already taller than Hinamori. That was one hell of a growth spurt.
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Whenever we're not busy we go to his place and…practice making babies! :D and he's already proposed to me with this nice big pink diamond ring! -18 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya TMI...
Ikkaku Deathgod Madarame Wow. Who would've thought that our tiny little fukutaichou would get engaged before me? Good job, Kuchiki-taichou. Good luck getting past Kenpachi-taichou though...
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Kira Izuru is in a relationship with Momo Peaches Hinamori.
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Shuhei 69 Hisagi About time... -74 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya CALL ME HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU! And congrats, Momo. You deserve to be happy. Kira, if you don't treat her well, don't be surprised to wake up frozen one morning. -61 people like this-
Shunsui SakeGod Kyouraku Yep, what Shiro-kun said. Now who wants some sake, eh?
Ise Nanao Ignore my idiot captain, please. By the way, congratulations, guys. -6 people like this-
Momo Peaches Hinamori thank you, everyone! -29 people like this-
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Shunsui SakeGod Kyouraku Who wants go drinking tonight? My treat!
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Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Hell YES! It's been OVER 9 months since I tasted delicious sake...
IceDragon Hitsugaya Oh no you don't. Now get back to the office and watch over Yue and Haruki. Or else you get to do the paperwork while I play with the kids. -91 people like this-
Ikkaku Deathgod Madarame I'm so there. Save me a spot and a few rounds.
Yumichika BEAUTIFUL Ayasegawa Ah, you shouldn't drink! It's bad for your skin. Very unbeautiful!
Shuhei 69 Hisagi Hey, I'd take having fun over being 'beautiful' any day.
Yumichika BEAUTIFUL Ayasegawa This is why you guys do not have girlfriends. Too busy being unbeautiful and flipping through pages of Playboy hoping to stumble across a half-naked blonde... -33 people like this-
Shuhei 69 Hisagi Hey, that was a LOW BLOW!
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Juushiro Ukitake it's almost Halloween, boys and girls! Who wants candyyyy?
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Yachiru Candy Kusajishi ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! -1 person likes this-
Juushiro Ukitake Of course, Yachiru. What about you, Shiro-kun?
IceDragon Hitsugaya DON'T. CALL. ME. SHIRO. KUN. AND I DON'T LIKE CANDY, DAMMIT.
Juushiro Ukitake Ahahahaha, of course, of course, Shiro-kun. I'm currently sending over a messenger to give you a few bags of candy! -27 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya …I give up.
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Ise Nanao SWA meeting this afternoon. Soi-Fon taichou, please capture and take photographs of Kuchiki-taichou, Hitsugaya-taichou, Ukitake-taichou, and any other hot guys. We need to make a new calendar. ;)
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Soi-Fon CatLuver Yes. I have done as requested. Photos will be sent to you via Hell Butterfly. And I've heard bondage is quite..popular, and so have taken photos of a tied up Uryuu-kun, Kurosaki-kun, Kuchiki-taichou, and Hitsugaya-taichou, since they kept resisting. -3 people like this-
Yoruichi GoddessOfFlash Good job, Soi-Fon. The profits are just gonna roll in. -1 person likes this-
Soi-Fon CatLuver AH! The great Yoruichi-sama has praised me! I must give thanks to the cat gods for this miraculous happening!
Ise Nanao THE NEW CALENDAR IS OUT! Only 2,500 kan each! Such a good deal! And if you buy 3 calendars, the fourth is half-price! That's right, get the fourth calendar for only 1,250 kan! AMAZING DEALS! Hurry up and buy it! Limited copies! First 100 customers get a special exclusive mini-calendar…FREE! -1000000 people like this-
Fangirl-Of-Hitsugaya EEEEEEK! NO WAYYYY! OMG! I gotta buy it!
Fangirl_Of_Byakuya UH, I'M GONNA BUY IT FIRST! DUH!
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Byakuya Kuchiki is engaged to Yachiru Candy Kusajishi.
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Rukia Kuchiki Congrats, Nii-sama! My wedding with Renji is in 1 month. Hopefully, we'll be back from our honeymoon before your wedding.
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi YAYYYY! Wedding = cake! And I get presents!
Retsu Unohana Congratulations, it seems like so many people have been getting married lately! Zaraki-taichou fainted when he read this, so I would get ready for a fight if I were you, Kuchiki-taichou. Fourth division medics will be on standby. -23 people like this-
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Ken-chan is gonna play with Byakushi? Yayyy! Can I watch?
Sado 'Chad' Yasutora Oh, you must be the captain that Ichigo said 'has a stick up his ass.' Nice to meet you, and congrats. -99 people like this-
Byakuya Kuchiki So that's how the insolent worm thinks of me? Please excuse me, I have to make a trip to the living world. -39 people like this-
Zaraki DemonSlayer Kenpachi HOW DARE YOU, YOU STUPID STIFF NOBLE? IM GONNA KILL YOU…
Isane NOFISHCAKESALLOWED Kotetsu Ah, all 4th Division members, please report to Sokyoku Hill. Zaraki-taichou and Byakuya-taichou are going to have a small…squabble…there.
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Zaraki DemonSlayer Kenpachi if I gotta be in the hospital, can I NOT be in the room next to the stick in his ass noble? Honestly… =_=
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Retsu Unohana Oh, what's this? Did I just hear a complaint? -7 people like this-
Zaraki DemonSlayer Kenpachi Of course not, ma'am! -46 people like this-
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki LOL NOW WHOS THE WHIPPED ONE? OWNED BY A LADY! -3 people like this-
Zaraki DemonSlayer Kenpachi You are so dead, asswipe.
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi YAY! Another Kenny-chan fight! -4 people like this-
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Isane NOFISHCAKESALLOWED Kotetsu is in a relationship with Sado 'Chad' Yasutora.
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Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki WHAT. When did this happen? Chad, dude, why didn't you tell me…
Sado 'Chad' Yasutora Sorry... -32 people like this-
Inoue Orihime Ah! Congrats, Chad-kun and Isane-chan! Best wishes to you! And Ichigo, can u get me some brussel sprouts, carrots, tofu, chocolate sauce, and papaya juice for dinner? I'm having these strange cravings… -9 people like this-
Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Awwww you look so CUTE together! congratsss! And Shunsui, you owe me 500 kan from our bet. I TOLD you they were gonna get together by the end of this year. Don't underestimate a femaile's intuition! ;D -53 people like this-
Shunsui SakeGod Kyouraku Dang :( how bout I buy you a jug of sake instead? I'm a bit low on cash right now…
Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Deal!
Kiyone ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotetsu Congrats, big sis! I wanna meet him!
Isane NOFISHCAKESALLOWED Kotetsu Thanks! Kiyone, I'll bring him around your Division this weekend... -44 people like this-
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Ishida Uryuu Nemu, wanna go to the human world this weekend? There's a new amusement park in Karakura Town…
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Nemu Kurotsuchi Okay, I'll get to your house by 9 A.M. on Saturday.
Mayuri Genius Kurotsuchi Hmph. Nemu, why must you insist on going out with that little speck of no-good Quincy dust? If you want someone to be with so bad, I can create one for you... -1 person likes this-
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Lol. Quincy dust. xD -25 people like this-
Nemu Kurotsuchi Sir, it is because he makes my heart feel fluttery when I am with him, and heavier when we are apart. When I see him with another female, my chest is tight. When I investigated this strange phenomenon. Matsumoto-fukutaichou told me it's called 'love.' But I do not completely understand…Is love the moaning noises I heard from behind the doors of the 10th Division's office when I went to deliver paperwork to them? -92 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya YOU HEARD THAT? -6 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya I mean, ahem, that is complete nonsense. We weren't doing anything.
Zaraki DemonSlayer Kenpachi Damn! The shrimp's getting laid more often than me! Well, shit. -107 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya I am NOT a shrimp! I'm nearly 6 feet tall now!
Renji Awesomecakes Abarai LOLOLOL BUSTED! -2 people like this-
Shuhei 69 Hisagi Every single man in Soul Society (And even some married men) wish they were in your place, Hitsugaya… -19 people like this-
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IceDragon Hitsugaya - Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Matsumoto! I told you someone would hear us. And, of course, it was Nemu! Dammit, next time we're gonna keep it in our pants till we get home.
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Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki GOD! THE IMAGES! Can someone pour some BLEACH into my brain? Ew, reading this is worse than watching XXX cosplay threesome porn. Not that I've ever watched that. Or anything. -73 people like this-
Renji Awesomecakes Abarai Ichigo watches XXX Cosplay threesome porn! Hey, Inoue, did you hear that? -2 people like this-
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Hey hey hey! Big booby and Shiro-kun, can you keep it in your pants? Yesterday we heard Big booby scream funny during training. -105 people like this-
Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Oopsie Daisy! Sorry, Toshiro, haha. I got a bit carried away. Yesterday you were so rough, I can barely stand… -29 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya MATSUMOTO! In these situations, just deny everything they say.
Inoue Orihime Hey, now that you mention it, I heard some weird grunts and moaning sounds from the roof that time they stayed at my place, but I didn't pay much attention… and Ichigo, as punishment, we're gonna eat my Vanilla Milkshake Broccoli Chicken Supreme tonight! -51 people like this-
Shuhei 69 Hisagi Damn! Keep it down, lol! Or else your kids are gonna get a bit of Sex Ed before they're two! -10 people like this-
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Sajin Komamura just bought three adorable kitties! Fluffykins, Angelcakes, and Sweetypie!
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Iba Manliness Tetsuzaemon Sir, are you sure you want KITTIES? I mean…aren't you a…wolf? And don't wolves…EAT kitties? -15 people like this-
Sajin Komamura Quiet! Kitties are extremely cute! And wolves respect kitties! Don't say such foolishness! Angelcakes was looking at the computer just now and SAW WHAT YOU TYPED! Now she'll have NIGHTMARES!
Soi-Fon CatLuver I APPROVE! I can't wait to see Sweetypie! She must look exactly like Lady Yoruichi! I'm so jealoussss!
Rukia Kuchiki Kittens huh? -11 people like this-
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Juushiro Ukitake It's my birthdayyyyyyyy! Come to the 13th division barracks at 7 P.M. for my birthdayyyyy partayyyy! :)))) And bring presents! Don't worry, I have candy!
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Kiyone ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotetsu HAI, SIR! I SHALL GET YOU THE GREATEST GIFT IN THE WHOLE OF SOUL SOCIETY! -13 people like this-
Sentarou No,ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotsubaki BOOGER GIRL, I SHALL BE THE ONE TO GET HIM THE BEST GIFT! :( -13 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya -_- do I HAVE to come? Cant I just drop off your present and leave?
Juushiro Ukitake Sorry, Shiro-kun! You must attend! Or else I will be veryyy sad. :'o
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Kiyone ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotetsu HA! Ukitake-taichou-sama liked my gift best!
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Ise Nanao We, the SWA, fully support you, Kiyone-san. -35 people like this-
Sentarou No,ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotsubuki Whaddaya mean 'he liked yours best'? We got him the same damn thing, you copy-cat booger girl. GO AWAY! And I have the SMA behind me!
Kiyone ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotetsu Hmph! Well, the set of mittens I gave him were teal-blue. Everyone knows he likes teal blue!
Sentarou No,ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotsubuki LIES! He loved the sky-blue mittens I gave him! So HA! And we, the proud SMA, aren't scared of some WOMEN!
Iba Manliness Tetsuzaemon Errr, actually...Have fun standing up to a taichou and a bunch of fukutaichous alone, Sentarou. We'll visit your grave. -60 people like this-
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Don't worry, monkey-dude! If you gimme 10 bags of Konpeito Candy, I won't kill you! Now Glasses-chan, on the other hand… -8 people like this-
Ise Nanao Hmph! Why waste my time killing trash? I'll leave the job to Soi-Fon…
Soi-Fon CatLuver sure. Been a while since I practiced my new shunpo-attacks. This shall be fun. And it will help spread my name to Lady Yoruichi! -33 people like this-
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IceDragon Hitsugaya is swamped in paperwork. Get back here, MATSUMOTO!
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Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Sorry, sweetie. :D I'm just…taking care of the twins. Not drinkin' or anything… Hehe. -26 people like this-
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Renji Awesomecakes Abarai is married to Rukia Kuchiki. Hell yeah! We're off to our honeymoon in Vegas, baby!
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Byakuya Kuchiki If she comes back with a single scratch on her, you're going to be sliced to ribbons. Literally. -4 people like this-
Inoue Orihime Eeek! It's so EXCITING being the Maid of Honor! I can't wait for our wedding in 2 months, right, Ichigo sweetie?
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Yeah. Do me a favor, hire a chef to make the food. You shouldn't…exert yourself over making food, you know, dear? -7 people like this-
Inoue Orihime You don't like my Tofu Caramel Shrimp Cheesecake Delight, Ichigo...? I feel sad...
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki I love it! Yum yum yum! haha...
Inoue Orihime Awww, I love you so much, Ichigo! As a reward, I'll make it tonight...and even add some kimchi for extra seasoning!
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Shit. -66 people like this-
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Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Help! Inoue is going bridezilla over wedding stuff. Ungh…we still have a month and a half, you know…
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Ikkaku Deathgod Madarame Heh. Pathetic. -62 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya I can understand how you feel…Matsumoto was like that up until 30 minutes before the wedding…
Byakuya Kuchiki Yachiru is perfectly fine over everything I choose. She just insists on choosing the cake. Be prepared to die eating Quintuple Brownie Fudge Dream Marshmallow Cream Chocolate Tiramisu Cake. The Kuchiki family is not liable for any heart attacks caused by an excess of chocolate. -44 people like this-
Zaraki Demonslayer Kenpachi That's my girl! -39 people like this-
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Retsu Unohana Attention all 4th Division members! Yachiru blew the 11th Barracks up again in an attempt to create a 10 foot high cake. She and the cake survived the explosion, but I fear the rest of the members may not have fared as well. Please rush to the 11th Division barracks. Thank you.
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Ikkaku Deathgod Madarame Ugh…so THAT was the reason everything came blowing apart. I thought the 12th Division tried to atomic bomb us AGAIN. -34 people like this-
Mayuri Genius Kurotsuchi Slanderous lies! That was PURELY an accident. I did NOT mean to blow up your barracks, you barbarian. I was just testing a new C-4 and your foolish fukutaichou ran into me, causing me to throw it into your Division. Purely incidental. -24 people like this-
Yumichika BEAUTIFUL Ayasegawa Wahhhhhhhhhh! My make-up and beauty supplies were BLOWN UP AGAIN! How could you, GOD?
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Oops! Sorry Baldy and Peacock-Brow! Heheh! :D and aren't we shinigami? How do we even HAVE a god?
Ikkaku Deathgod Madarame Woah! Yachiru's being SMART! -11 people like this-
Byakuya Kuchiki I would thank you not to make those comments against my fiancée, Madarame.
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi YAY! Byakushi's DEFENDING ME! Oops, gotta run! I think Kenny-chan's a bit…mad.
Zaraki Demonslayer Kenpachi WHERE IS THAT PINK HAIRED DEMON? I don't give a damn 'bout the damage to our barracks, but she scratched my favorite Samurai practice sword! It's the one that I kill the new recruits with! -32 people like this-
Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto Your budget is way over this month, Zaraki-taichou. You're going to have to either sleep on the ground until next month or pay for the repairs out of your own pocket.
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Mayuri Genius Kurotsuchi Nemu! How dare you accept the Quincy's engagement ring! You little…little FOOL! ARGH! I didn't program you this way!
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Ise Nanao Congrats Nemu! I knew you guys would get engaged soon! -76 people like this-
Nemu Kurotsuchi Ah, thank you, Nanao-san. And father, he has showed me 'love.' So I think I love him. Please allow me to do the one thing I want the most. -89 people like this-
Ishida Uryuu Kurotsuchi-taichou, you should stop binding her and let her go free, just this time. Please. I love her. -90 people like this-
Shunsui Sakegod Kyouraku Ahh, young love! Mayuri, you should let her. It's not often that you find a love like that, you know. -78 people like this-
IceDragon Hitsugaya I never thought I'd say this, but Kyouraku is right. Let her be happy for once. -99 people like this-
Yoruichi GoddessOfFlash Hey Mayuri, Kisuke and I think you should let her be with her love. ;) Be nice for once, and maybe Santa will bring you a new lab. -83 people like this-
Kisuke Urahara Listen to Yoruichi! -43 people like this-
Soi-Fon CatLuver I support Lady Yoruichi. Though Kiskue Urahara can rot in hell. -67 people like this-
Ichigo Strawberry Kurosaki Dude, leave Nemu and Ishida alone. Or else I'll come up and beat some sense into ya. Got that? -88 people like this-
Rangiku Hotstuff Matsumoto Awww, true love. *Sigh* It's like me and Toshiro all over again! Hey, Mayuri-taichou, can't you let her have her way? Puh-lease? I'll buy you some sake! -82 people like this-
Inoue Orihime Ah, Kurotsuchi-san, please let Nemu-chan be happy! -90 people like this-
Juushiro Ukitake Loosen up, Mayuri! I'll give you candy! -86 people like this-
Kiyone ilikeukitake-taichoubest I support Ukitake-taichou! -50 people like this-
Sentarou No,ilikeukitake-taichoubest Kotsubaki Me too! I support him the most! -50 people like his-
Zaraki Demonslayer Kenpachi Heh. Let her be happy, Mayuri, like I did with Yachiru. Can't keep 'em forever, ya know? -97 people like this-
Yachiru Candy Kusajishi Ken-chan's right! Look at me and Byakushi! Clown-face, you better let her be with Glasses! Or else I'll ransack your lab! -98 people like this-
Byakuya Kuchiki Hm. Maybe this one time, you should break the rules and allow a Shinigami to be with a human Quincy. It is love, after all. -94 people like this-
Rukia Kuchiki Listen to Nii-sama! Respect true love! Chappy says so! -85 people like this-
Renji Awesomecakes Abarai Yep, I agree with everyone that posted^. Let her go. Can't keep her locked up forever, can ya? Wait, maybe you can…? -80 people like this-
Retsu Unohana Kurotsuchi-taichou, I believe you shouldn't be so firm. Listen to her and Uryuu before making a decision. -93 people like this-
Isane NOFISHCAKESALLOWED Kotetsu Unohana-taichou's correct. Hear them out before being so harsh in your judgment. -91 people like this-
Izuru Kira Uhhh, listen to everyone, Kurotsuchi. They all want Nemu-san to be free. Maybe, just this once, you can allow her to do something? -83 people like this-
Momo Peaches Hinamori Yep! Be nice! And congrats, Nemu! -79 people like this-
Ikkaku Deathgod Madarame Hell, stop being a stiff and get that pole outta yo' ass. Damn, you're one of the strictest dudes. Besides Kuchiki-taichou. And I better get running to save myself from Senbonzakura… -96 people like this-
Yumichika BEAUTIFUL Ayasegawa Being so mean is not beautiful! It will cause wrinkles! Smiling helps, you know! If you let Nemu be with Uryuu-kun, she will smile and blossom into something beautiful! Ah, the beauty of it all dazzles me!-82 people like this-
Sajin Komamura Hey, stop being so crude with your fukutaichou. Get a kitten, they'll help you get nicer! (and no, you may not dissect the kittens.) -95 people like this-
Iba Manliness Tetsuzaemon What my captain said, minus the 'kittens' part. -87 people like this-
Shuhei 69 Hisagi Yo! The Quincy dude's pretty nice, he'll treat Nemu-fukutaichou well, ya know? One of the quiet, nerdy types… -88 people like this-
Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto I believe it's perfectly fine if your fukutaichou prefers someone of the…human variety. Just be discreet about it, yes?-95 people like this-
Mayuri Genius Kurotsuchi FINE! IF IT MATTERS SO MUCH TO YOU INGRATES, I DON'T CARE! GO AHEAD YOU FOOLISH, DEFECTIVE MATERIAL. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT INSUFFERABLE QUINCY, AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE HIM! HAPPY? -130 people like this-
A/N: I'ma end it here for now! Review!
EDIT: 7/10/12
My God, my writing really sucked back then... What was I thinking... I edited a lot of this today, so I hope it's a little better. Please review...
~HauntedMoonlight~