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"snuff the girl" asoue parody

Violet- hope cladwell

Fiona- little Becky

Fernald- hot blades Harry

Scene: in board the queequeg, violet tied to a chair

Fernald- look at her there all bound up gagged and tied with her head full of hair and her heart full of pride! Well boys, I've had enough of each arrogant curl! Bing bang boom! Let's get tough, play it rough, snuff that girl!

Charles- snuff the girl? But killing people is wrong!

Fiona- then why does it feel so right? Look at us here in a submarine on the lam, being chased by Olaf, what a rip! What a sham! You know Olaf will be here busting heads mighty quick.

fernald- but we'll beat them to the punch when we snuff out thar chick!

Fiona- we tried doin' what we should!

Fernald- wasn't glad!

Fiona- then we learned that feelin' good,

Fernald- means doin' bad!

Fiona+fernald- nuts they fall close so they say to VFD! Looky here, here's an acorn from Baudelaire, oh I see! I say she is the nut and of course, we're they squirrel! She is what we saved for winter so let's snuff that girl! This is the end roll the dice place your bets! In this miserable world, that's as good as it gets! So let's live it up, eat the puttanesca and the pearl, and let's get this mutiny pumpin'! Really get it jumpin' yeah let's snuff that... Snuff that girl!