Prompt: Something funny

"Why didn't you tell me? !"

"Tell you what?" the raven-haired boy said, both smoothly and exasperatedly, without looking up from his work.

"You know what I'm talking about!" The blonde pointed a finger at Kyōya accusingly. "I had to hear it from the twins! Why couldn't you just tell me?" Tamaki pouted. "I'm hurt, Mommy."

Kyōya's grip on the pen tightened. "What in the world are you talking about? !"

"Is this a secret? ! Do you not want the others to know? Is it a secret because YOU LIKE HARUHI? !" The last bit came out as a shout.

By this point, Kyōya thought it best to ignore his pretend husband.

"No wonder you don't mind when I call you Mommy. And when we make out –"

"Keep it down, Tamaki," Mommy scolded.

Tamaki lowered his voice to a whisper. "And when we make out and you take your glasses off, you do look kinda feminine."

Kyōya froze. "Tamaki, did Hikaru and Kaoru tell you that I'm a girl?"

"Yes, of course." The idiot paused. "Aren't you?"

Kyōya just put his head in his hands and sighed. He muttered, "No kisses for you today…"