AN: OFF HIATUS! YAY! YAY! Please submit your truths/dares! BUT PLEASE PELASE PLEASE don't submit more than 5 dares/truths per review. It just got a little hectic when I had like 20 truths/dares in one PM or review! BTW, this episode/chapter will have roughly half of the truth/dares that have already been submitted and the next episode/chapter will have the rest!

The lights flashed, the cameras whirred, I grabbed a mirror, checked my eyeliner, and then put on my big fake smile as the cameras turned on.

"AND WE. ARE. BACK! Yes, it IS official, the hottest show in all of Panem is off hiatus and back and better than ever!" I beamed as I did a little happy dance.

"It's been forever, but our phone line is blowing up! So, let' see what we have!" I dashed over to the phone which was ringing, the ringtone now changed to Friday.

Annie decided that. I rolled my eyes remembering how she had begged me to change it from "I'm on a Boat." It probably wasn't the best idea considering we did have a few District 4 tributes residing here, but who cares, Andy Samberg's a boss.

A sexy boss….

Oh, and if you're wondering where exactly "here" is. It's an attic. Well, you could call it a flat, a loft, a penthouse, a chill zone, a torture chamber, a zombie apocalypse hide out, a nuclear bombshelter…But I call it the attic.

I grabbed the phone off the hook:

"DJ Lizzy from the Hunger Games Truth or Dare! What shall we make our trib—I mean contes—I mean GUESTS do?" I asked, watching the panic in Katniss' eyes.

"Hey! It's HopeYouLikeIWorkedHard, I have a few things for our torture subjects to do! First off, a truth for Cinna: Are you a pyromaniac? Then for Haymitch, get Effie pregnant. Also, dare Katniss to tell Gale she loves him, in front Peeta. Lastly, a truth for Peeta: how did he seduce Cato into joining the Careers?" the caller exclaimed with pure excitement.

"THANK YOU MA'AM!" I hung up, and ran over to Cinna.

"Oh Cinna! HopeYouLikeIWorkedHard has a truth for you!"

"Oh great. What it is?" Cinna replied with no energy whatsoever. He probably didn't get enough sleep. I had noticed that Portia was also tired. I mentally confirmed the rumors that they were indeed getting it on all night…

"Are you a pyromaniac?" I asked.

"Yes. Yes. I am." Then he waved the cameras away and I was left with no choice but to leave him alone.

"GOD! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE GARFIELD ON A MONDAY, CINNA!" I shrieked after him.

I looked around for Haymitch and found him in a corner, cuddling with a teddy bear. Drunk as fuck.

"Haymitch…?" I trailed off waiting for him to respond.

"What?" he snapped in his drunken haze.

"Please go get Effie pregnant. And make sure you kiss her. I've had A LOT of pre-show texts daring you two to kiss." (AN: so many people dared that so I had to put it all together, it'd get boring to repeat it)

"Fine..." he hobbled off to an unsuspecting. I snapped my fingers, clicked my heels, and hit a button, a trap door opened and left them in the room I had put in specifically for sexy dares.

As I strolled over to Katniss, I saw Peeta on YouTube. Again. Gale was leaning over his shoulder as they cracked up.

"Who are you watching?" I wondered.

"Holy Musical B man!" Gale said.

"ZOMG YOU GOT MORE AWESOME!" I screeched as I pushed them both aside and sat in the chair.

As Brolden and Joe san To Be a Man, I sang to every word. Oblivious to the fact that Katniss was standing next me, waiting for her dare.

"So much hotness…And totally awesomeness…" I sighed as I fell into my "Starkid Boy" trance.

"LIZ! Come on!" Katniss whined.

"Fine, fine. Your dare: go tell Gale you love him, in front of Peeta," I said.

Katniss strolled over to Gale, turned him around, and exclaimed:

"I LOVE YOU!" Peeta shoved Gale away, and I didn't bother listening to the horrid argument that followed.

I pulled Peeta away.

"How did you seduce Cato to let you join the Careers?" I asked.

"With my attractiveness, obviously…" he winked, then went back to arguing with Gale.

The phone started ringing again and I ran over to it, and grabbed it.

"YO, whatcho dare muthafucka?" I asked, trying to be gangster.

"Hey it's Team Cato. I dare Glimmer to switch places with Katniss for two days! By the way, I loveeeeeee skiing, and ZOMG TORIN YATER-WALLACE!" I hung up, knowing that she would continue to rant about skiers unless I stopped her.

"Did someone say Glimmer?" she beamed me a pearly white smile.

"Yes. You're trading places with Katniss for two days!" I passed her Katniss' clothes and forced her into a tube leading to a simulation of District 12.

"HAVE FUN!" I yelled as she was sent down.

The phone rang again and I groaned as ran over to it.

Don't these people know how hard it is to run in heels?

"Hey, DJ Lizzy F here, what's your truth or dare?"

"Hiya, it's thislittlemockingjay97 I dare Peeta to pretend to be gay for Gale for the next 5 minutes! Love you Peeta!"

"Thanks for your dare!" I hung up the phone and pulled Peeta away from Gale again.

"Peeta! I know you're gonna hate me for this, but…Your dare is to be gay for Gale." I prepared to defend myself, but watched as Peeta strolled over to Gale and batted his eyelashes at him. Clearly flirting with him, Peeta seemed to be having way too much fun with this dare.

I grabbed the phone again as Friday went off for what felt like the millionth times.

"Dare. Truth. What do you want?" I asked.

"Hi it's Mystique Madjik! I dare Prim to try and eat Katniss' Brain!
Peeta, your truth: CAN YOU CONTINUE TO BE WITH KATNISS SO I CAN HAVE GALE TO MYSELF! And Katniss your truth is: if Peeta was still hijacked would you have chosen Gale?" the caller finished and I hung it up.

Prim was conveniently hobbling towards me, I grabbed her by her undead arm, pulled Katniss out of her depression corner. I ran away before the feasting began. I heard Katniss' screams but ignored her.

I pulled Peeta away from flirting with Gale and asked him:

"Will you continue being with Katniss?"

"YES!"

"KATNISS GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" I belted as loud as I could. Her body was mangled and torn, but I tore her away from her zombie sister. I snapped and a cage fell over Prim, I reached into my pocket and sprinkled magic dust over Katniss. She returned to normal and I gave her a friendly pat on the back to put her back into a good mind set.

"If Peeta was still hijacked would you have chosen gale?" I questioned softly, trying not to startle her.

"I don't know…Maybe…But…I don't know…" I sent her to the relaxing room, but I wasn't content with her answer.

My phone buzzed in my pocket and I pulled it out to only hear my text tone

"Did you get my text? Well you didn't text me back!" came Joe's voice, imitating Umbridge.

Someone had texted me truths and dares.

Sender: Tylee4ever

Message:

Cinna: Do you love Katniss?

Foxface: Will you be my best friend?

Peeta: Propose to Foxface

Cato:Tell Clove you love her.

Clove:Name your knife Stabby McStabbington

Will you be my other best friend?

Glimmer:Will you be my other best friend?

Effie: Will you be my other best friend?

Gale:Run around yelling "I'm a pretty pretty princess!"

Clove and Cato were making out in a corner where they were sure no one saw them. I gestured towards the camera for them to follow me. I creeped forward, then loudly exclaimed,

"CATO! Tell Clove you love her!" They broke their kiss, and Cato half-heartedly mumbled,

"I love you."

"Now Clove, does your knife have a name?"

"No… she pulled the knife out and kissed the handle.

"Well can you name it Stabby McStabbington?" I asked.

"Yes! I will!"

"Also, will you be Tylee4ever's best friend?"

"No." Her happiness faded and she ran to the YouTube table and pulled up a Jenna Marbles video.

"Sorry Tylee4ever," I said apologetically to the camera.

Cinna and Foxface were talking in the middle of the room, so I took the time to surprise Cinna by shouting from behind him.

"HEY DO YOU LOVE KATNISS?"

"Nope. But she's cool," he replied.

"And Foxface, will you be Tylee4ever's best friend?" I bit my lip, hoping that she would say yes. Poor Tylee couldn't be denied friendship from more than one dead tribute.

"I've never met her, but…sure! Why not!" she waved to the camera, "Hey Tylee I'm your new best friend!" Foxy's attitude was strangely positive, which left me wondering if she was up to something.

I beamed at the camera.

"Glimmer's off in our District 12 simulator, so she can't confirm whether she'll be your best friend. But I bet she will…"

I searched the room for Peeta. He wasn't with Gale or Katniss. He wasn't at the YouTube chair, Clove would have killed him if he was. Finally, I spotted him standing next to Portia. Poor Peeta had had so many horrid dares, and now he would have propose to Foxface. She'll probably slap him…

"Peeta!" I called, scurrying over to him.

"What?" he groaned.

"I know, I know, your dare is to propose to Foxface." His eyes became even duller than they were, but he marched over to Foxface. I tossed him the box containing a ring, he caught it, then grabbed Foxy's hand.

"Jenna Fox (AN: HER NAME IS NOW JENNA! I read a book about a girl named Jenna Fox, so I thought it would fit, but she'll be referred to as Foxy), I love you. You're beautiful, sweet, kind, gentle, everything I want. Will you marry me?" Peeta asked, trying to be endearing. But the look in his eyes made me believe it.

"YES! Peeta I've been waiting all this time! Yes!" Foxy wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him.

Oh crap.

"And that is the dramatic conclusion to today's episode of Hunger Games Truth or Dare! Tune in next time to see what dramatic shit goes down!" I waved good bye to the cameras and the red light went off.

AN: Yay! Finally done with part 1 of 2 of the "catch up with your dareathon!" Review and submit sil vout plait!