It's been a hell of a long time, I know. I apologize. It's just I have this thing called a life now; you guys should try it out. It's pretty great!

If I owned Avan Jogia, I would be in jail because slavery is illegal.

Enjoy; or try not to pull your eyes out.

(24)

"We've got a great show for you tonight…Kanye West is here! So stick around and-" Jade pressed a button and Robbie faded once more from Beck's life.

"Hey, I was watching that!" Beck fumbled for the remote tangled in the covers, but Jade grabbed it first and dangled it just out of his reach.

"You can watch it later," She slipped off her dress, grinning at Beck.

"But Robbie's hosting Saturday Night Fucking Live and I want to watch it live!" He whined.

"Jesus Christ, Beck, you haven't seen Robbie in what? Six years?" Jade rolled her eyes and wrapped her arms around Beck's neck. "You're not friends anymore, get over it," She kissed a trail up his neck.

"Don't you see? I can't," He pushed her away. "He was the best friend that I've ever had and I fucked things up and I'll never be able to forgive myself and-"

Jade tuned him out. She barely saw Beck anymore but when she did, he wouldn't shut up about Robbie fucking Shapiro. He obviously hadn't come out and said anything, but Jade wasn't stupid, she knew. She should've known, she should have broken up with him ages ago, but she couldn't do it. There were other guys, of course, but they were temporary, and Beck was forever. And lately more than ever she realized how horribly things were going and if she didn't do something drastic, it'd all be over like that.

So Jade West took a deep breath and closed her eyes. The words slipped out from her mouth like a curse word, "I'm pregnant."