Deep in the forest, in the land of children's dreams, is a large, expensive cottage.

In this cottage lives a boy named Matt, who lives with his father L.

Matt wears a long red cloak that L had made for him, and because of this, is called "Little Red Riding Matt".

One day L learned that Matt's grandfather, Watari, had fallen ill.

So L got together some of his best cakes and gave them to Matt to deliver.

"Make sure you go right there and back." L told Matt as he kissed his cakes good-bye. "…And don't talk to strangers."

"Why?" Matt blinked.

"Someone might steal the cakes."

Matt left home wearing his trademark hood.

"I will not talk to strangers." Matt reminded himself as he skipped through the woods.

"…I probably should have told him that there are also pedo wolves in the forest, as well." L thought to himself after Matt left.

As Matt walked, the woodland animals surrounded him.

"Well, I know you're not strangers!" Matt pointed the obvious. "Well, everyone who's not a stranger, I'm going to my grandpa's house because he's sick!"

"Your grandpa's house?" Said a white wolf from behind.

"Yeah!" Matt turned around and gasped. "...Wait, you're a STRANGER!" He thought about L's warning.

"Hello little child, I am Near the albino wolf!" Near smiled.

"Oh. 'Kay. I'm Little Red Riding Matt! Guess you're not a stranger now!"

"Yeah, sure."

"Do you wanna come with me?" Matt blinked innocently.

"No, thank-you." Near grinned.

He knew a different way.

And so Matt continued walking and Near ran off to meet him.

"Hey, Grandpa!" Matt waved when he went into the house.

Though, what appeared to be Watari in bed was actually just Near in Watari's clothes.

"Come in, little child!" Near smiled.

Matt nodded and set down the cakes on the table.

He skipped over to Near and sat down beside him.

Matt then noticed something.

"Hey, Grandpa… What big ears you have!"

"Ooh, the better to hear you with, little child!" Near answered with a smile.

"Hey Grandpa… What big eyes you have!"

"Ooh, the better to see you with, little child!" Near's smile grew bigger.

"Hey Grandpa…" Matt's eyes widened when he saw Near's teeth. "…Why do you look so fat?"

"WHAT?" Near got up from the bed enraged. "Why, I should eat you with the such big teeth I have!"

"Ahh!" Matt fell back with a high girly scream.

Matt quickly got out of the way before Near could pounce on him.

Matt was very fast and the two characters began to run around in circles.

This happened for five hours until a woodsman burst into the room, full blasting huge machine guns.

"WHAHAHAHA!" He laughed.

"Oh no, it's Mello!" Near gasped. "Run, little boy, ruuun!"

Near then jumped out of the window and ran away.

"DANG IT NEAR, I WILL BEAT YOU!" Mello shook his fist out the window.

"MY HERO!" Matt glomped Mello from the back, suddenly.

"WHAAH!" Mello pushed Matt off. "I don't even know you, I just followed the high girly scream!"

"Wait, so, where's my grandpa?"

"Uhh…"

And with that in mind, they heard a sound coming from the closet.

"Hello? Mr. Visitor, sir? May I come out now? I find myself having to go to the washroom… Hello?"

"…Eh, he'll be fine."

And then with that, Matt left with Mello and they walked off into the sunset hand-in-hand, killing everything in their way.

And from that day fourth, Matt became Mello's partner in crime and took special interest in albino wolves.

…And no one knows what happened to Watari.

THE END