Harry Potter vs. Twilight
A Poem
By AerisEvans7711
Dear Potter
Who isn't a Otter
Is up against a vampire
This brings great dishonor
To the world of Harry Potter
Not only does this vampire glitter
But his girlfriend is kinda bitter
This vampire is stalkerish
Which doesn't seem awkwarderish
To bitterish Bella Swan
(I made up my own words!)
Harry has Ginny Weasley
Who can beat Bella Swan easily
With a flick of her wand
She'll send Bella to infinity and beyond
Then you have Alice
Who lives in what seems like a palace
Who can look into the future
Now isn't that some creepy creature
Now Hermione Granger
Poor Alice your in danger
Because Miss. Granger knows every spell
And will send you to a bidding farewell
Ron you have a challenge
To beat Jasper who causes a lot of damage
Can you manage?
Of course you can!
Because you have a plan
To punch Jasper in the face
Who fell with not so much grace
When Emmett comes Neville will follow
And he'll send Emmett to a world called the Congos
Rosalie and Luna will fight
Though Rosalie will try with all her might
Luna will just feed her to the Theastrels
Even Voldy will have a part
Because he has no heart
For sparkling monsters that are suppose to be demons
Now who will Jacob Black face?
None other then Draco Malfoy will show him his place
Both have good looks
But Draco wins and sends Jacob back to the books
Dumbledore and Snape can beat
Any Vampire who tries to cheat
But the Weasley twins will shine
After they hurt a Vampire's spine
With a nasty Bludger attack
So here you go dear reader
As Harry Potter is the leader
And wipes Edward Cullen off the face of the Earth
You sit and ponder
and sometimes wander
Who is better?
Can't you see?
Harry Potter is the best
For those who don't think that we don't regret
Because who likes sparkly vampires
Over spell books and owls?
So don't say Harry Potter is crap against Twilight
Cause as of right now it's not a mystery
That Harry Potter became a part of my history