Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or Harry Potter related merchandise (whatever that means)

A/N: I was staring at my permission slip to a field trip then I noticed that it said Mother and Father and I thought well what if I had two dads two dads named Sirius and Remus...heh heh

"Sirius! Remus!"

Harry ran into the house. Sirius looked up from under the kitchen table and while attempting to, he banged his head.

"Ouch! Harry!"

Harry gave a James like grin and Sirius had to smile back. Remus then came from the bathroom a towel over his shoulder. He folded his arms over his chest as he saw Sirius under the table.

"What are you doing?" He raised an eyebrow at Sirius, who was now rubbing his head and obviously avoiding his flea bath.

"Nothing. Certainly not avoiding my flea bath."

"Uh-huh." Remus said sarcastically then saw Harry. "Hi Harry."

"Remus I have a permission slip for a trip to the museum. Can I go?"

"Yeah…duh." Sirius rolled his eyes. Remus ignored him and Harry handed him the slip. He read it quickly a frown growing on his face.

"What?" Harry squeaked afraid that he wouldn't let him go.

"Oh come on Rem, he's ten!" Sirius protested voicing Harry's fears.

"No it's not that." Remus cut him off. "It's just that here it says Mother- Phone number, Father- Phone number."

Harry grew sad his parents were dead.

"No Harry, I'm sorry that's not what I meant. It's just that it doesn't say guardians." Remus flustered.

Sirius crawled from under the table and looked at the slip.

"Oh…"

"Yeah…"

"I call Dad!"

"No way am I being the mother- again."

"Too bad I called it first, huh Harry?"

Harry nodded cheerfully.

Remus pouted. "That's not fair!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

The following day:

Harry proudly went up to his teacher and handed in his permission slip. The teacher merely gaped.

We the parents of: Harry James Potter hereby give: Prongslet permission to attend the: Museum of Natural Historyand we accept full liability of: Harry James Potter

Date: October 10, 1989

Father: Sirius O. Black Phone number: (402)915-5814

Mother Father #2: Remus J. Lupin Phone number: N/A

A/N: Is it wrong that shows mention the fact that women or men may be lesbian or gay because my brother thought so but ooohh I went off on him!

Ps. The phone number is real! Call me and I will answer *wink wink*