A/N: Actually I'm taking a writing hiatus, and Flynn-FletcherCest is not really my type. But suddenly my two muses got the best of me. Get well soon, you two. I don't own P&F, they belong to Dan Povenmire and Jeff Marsh.

The Diary Entry # 1 - Introduction

I am Ferb Fletcher. Yes, I am Candace and Phineas Flynn's stepbrother. My dad and their mom are currently married, which makes their mom also my mom.

I am now Fifteen years of age. I am also known for being quiet and as a 'man of action' (as Phin describes it), which means I don't really talk that much. But now there is an add-on to that. I am quite the womanizer. I think it all starts when they see me and my features which will make me think I'm hot, then I'll try to speak and most likely die from my British Accent, will be revived again and invite me for a drink or something.

I've dated a lot of girls from the past few days. One of my recent girlfriends is Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, the girl I dreamed to be with when I was ten due to love at first sight. She's five years my senior, which means she's in college right now. I broke up with her and she didn't seem to mind because she already had someone to replace me. His name is Johnny, I think?

The thing is, I only go with them (the girls who randomly ask me to go out with a drink with them) so I can have an excuse to my parents. Besides, I have my reasons to drink myself to death.

It's most likely because my best friend, Isabella Garcia-Shappiro, has something I don't.

She has that someone whom I loved the most.

She has Phineas Flynn.

She and Phineas are dating each other. And I, Ferb Fletcher, is just a poor, hapless soul. I try my best to forget my envy towards her, by drinking too much alcohol. But even after six bottles of Vodka or whatever beverage it is, you name it, I'm still sober.

So, I just allow them to take me out to wherever they wanted to, then it begins. You know what I mean. But still, even though I have this pleasure in front of me, I can't perish the thought of them together. I just...can't.

I have feelings toward my stepbrother. I mean, everyone does but this...this is quite different. It's like I'm gay for Phineas or something, I don't know.

He and Izzy started to date each other few years ago (If I remember correctly, 'twas five years ago), when we returned to Danville after we traveled all over the world during the summer solstice. To be honest, I did NOT like the times we've crash landed.

When she stated that Phineas was too oblivious to her feelings, I wanted to say to her that 'It's not true. He's just like that to you because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Phineas only likes you as a friend, Isabella. And I hope you can cope with that' but I didn't. I felt pitiful and offered her my handkerchief instead. I knew how she felt that time. It's like we were on the same boat.

But I was wrong about him. When we've finally returned, what everyone said about him and Izzy were right. They were the perfect couple, and always will be. And I was hopeless, I can't do anything about him and their blossoming relationship.

Or...can't I?

So, yeah. It was kind of an unsuccessful attempt of Flynn-FletcherCest, isn't it? Anyways, thanks for reading it whether you review it or not. The decision's yours.

Second Chapter: Entry # 2 - Twist of Fate