Author's Note: I wanted to give dialogue only a try. Enjoy! :D

Disclaimer: iCarly © Dan Schneider

"Sam?"

"Ugh…what, Fredlumps?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"You just did."

"Haha, very funny."

"So is your face."

"Okay, you know what, Sam, I—"

"JUST ask me your stupid question already so I can go back to eating my enchilada in peace."

"All right, but…you gotta swear you won't laugh."

"Oooh, I like where this is going…"

"Sam."

"Fine, I swear. Now spit it out."

"Okay. Do you…uh…"

"Do I what, Benson?"

"H-Hold on, just give me a sec! Do you think…um…"

"Do I think what?"

"Do you think I'm sexy?"

"GLUILGKLGGILGKGKLG."

"Oh my God, Sam! Are you choking?"

"YES I'M CHOKING! Whoa. Okay. Oh my God. All right…I think I'm better now."

"You sure?"

"Yeah. Mww'I'm gw'ood."

"And you go right back to eating."

"Sh'o?"

"…So…"

"So what?"

"Don't make me ask it again!"

"Trust me, I won't. I don't think I can handle hearing that question again without hacking up my left lung."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means…well, was that a totally serious question?"

"Yes, it was a totally serious question! Why wouldn't it be?"

"Because why would you ever ask me something like that?"

"Well, we've been dating for almost three months now…"

"And your point?"

"I just want to know if you find me physically attractive or not."

"All right, look. I'm only gonna say this once, and then we're never gonna bring it up ever again."

"Okay…"

"Okay?"

"Okay."

"Yes."

"Yes what?"

"You know yes what. Don't make me say it."

"Oh…Oh! Ohhhh."

"Stop ohhh-ing. It's creeping me out. And wipe that flippin' smirk off your face!"

"You really think I'm sexy?"

"No. I take it back."

"Uh-uh. You already said it."

"Technically, I didn't."

"But you, don't you?"

"I don't."

"You do."

"I don't."

"You do."

"I know."

"HA! Wait…really?"

"Oh my God, dude. Just c'mere so we can make out already."

"Oka—MMMPH!"