Disclaimer: Mine!...never mine...*sigh*

A/N- Hey all, for those of you who have read my Vin Angst Fest, 'Tragic Miscommunication', welcome! I'm going for something a little different here, a mix of humour, insight, angst and H/C, so we'll have to see what the muse demands. –Basically a series of 7 short chapters (relatively short ATM- those from 'Tragic' know that I SUCK at keeping my chapters of a manageable length ) and then of course, a nice little ending chapter.

Welcome to the ride...keep your arms and legs in at all times...off we go then...

Chapter 1: The Premise

Travis stared...no, glared, at the innocent piece of paper that was on the desk in front of him.

No good could come of this.

AD Travis,

It has come to the attention of several notable research boards that one of the ATF teams under your supervision is consistently recorded as performing well above par, in comparison to other teams, both intercommunity, state and nationwide.

As a result of the effectiveness of this team, the ATF statutes board has given permission for a series of tests, questionnaires and activities to be conducted by a trained physiatrist, in hopes of using the information gathered to recreate and encourage the same successfulness among other teams.

Dr Miles Weston has been procured, a well respected psychiatrist, who also has the necessary security clearance, and as such, we ask that Team 7 be available over the week beginning the 7th of June.

Flights are booked and paid for in full, and the Maxton Business Resort will accommodate both the team and the scheduled meeting and activities.

Could the following Agents be made aware of the necessity of their presence.

-Agent Christopher Larabee

-Agent Buck Wilmington

-Agent Josiah Sanchez

-Agent Vincent Tanner

-Agent Nathan Jackson

-Agent Ezra Standish

-Agent John Dunne

Regards,

Lars Compton, Board Director

*Orrin...this is non-negotiable. Your men WILL be there.

Orrin threw the letter down in disgust.

Shit.

END.

A/N- On to the fun stuff. Oh by the way...if you review...I write...and aren't you just dying to know exactly how a two bit fanfic writer such as myself plans to turn this clichéd, overdone, completely unoriginal storyline into a work of art!

*Hopefully*

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