A/N: I've been busy lately, but demand has been high, so just uploading half of Act 1 Scene 2! Hope you enjoy! ~Scarfy
A VERY POTTER MUSICAL – FACEBOOK EDITION
ACT 1 SCENE 2
Ginny Weasley: WTF where is my effing brother?
Comment: Molly Weasley: GAH WHICH ONE?
(Fred Weasley, George Weasley and 92 others like this)
Comment: Ginny Weasley: Ronald Effing Weasley!
Comment: Ginny Weasley: NVM found him!
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Ginny Weasley posted on Ronald Weasley's wall
WTF YOU DUMB BROTHER TAKE ME TO MADAM MALKIN'S FOR MY ROBE FITTING NOW.
(Harry Potter likes this.
Comment: Ronald Weasley: WTF I'm supposed to be the one who's bullying you!
Comment: Ginny Weasley: Well guess what, you little shit, I'm sick of that script. Now back the hell down before I rip your head off!
(Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and 1205 others like this)
Comment: Molly Weasley: Way to go, Ginny!
Comment: Ronald Weasley: Mom… o.O
(Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley and 1209 others like this. )
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Harry Potter posted on Ginny Weasley's wall
Who are you?
Comment: Ronald Weasley: Oh, that's dumb li-
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Ginny Weasley sent Ronald Weasley a scary-as-hell warning look.
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Ronald Weasley posted on Harry Potter's wall
Oh, that's my amazing, awesome little sister, Ginny Weasley!
(Ginny Weasley likes this.)
Comment: Ginny Weasley: Much, much better.
Comment: Ronald Weasley: /nervous laugh/
Comment: Ginny Weasley: OH HI! You're Harry Potter! Sup, dude?
Comment: Harry Potter: Cool! So, Ginny then, not some creepy name like Ginevra?
Comment: Ginny Weasley: Read the Facebook name, bro.
Comment: Ronald Weasley: And there I was thinking Ginny would be fawning over Harry… o.O
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Ginny Weasley sent Ronald Weasley another scarier-than-hell warning look.
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Ronald Weasley is backing the hell off Ginny Weasley, who is somehow scarier than Umbridge now.
Comment: Harry Potter: Who's Umbridge?
Comment: Ronald Weasley: That bitc- OH WAIT YEAH. Sorry. Was breaking the 4th wall.
Comment: Harry Potter: Oh. Cool story, bro.
Comment: Ronald Weasley: -.-
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Hermione Granger: Does anyone else hear music?
Comment: Ronald Weasley: It's official. Herman has gone crazy. It was always to be expected.
(Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley and 1204 others like this)
Comment: Harry Potter: No… wait… I hear it too!
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Cho Chang: Cho Chang, domo arigato, Cho Chang, gong hay fat choy chang, happy happy new year, Cho Chang!
(Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory and 562 other horny boys like this.
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Harry Potter: Holy shit, looking at Cho Chang now and….
(Ronald Weasley, Cedric Diggory and 561 other horny boys empathise.
Comment: Ronald Weasley: You are so in love with her.
Comment: Ginny Weasley: D:
Comment: Ronald Weasley: What?
Comment: Ginny Weasley: /bat bogey hex/
Comment: Hermione Granger: I'm going to ignore the violence happening around me. Why doesn't he just tell her?
Comment: Ronald Weasley: /sigh/
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Ronald Weasley like "You never tell a girl you like her – it makes you look like an idiot!" –Remus Lupin
(Remus Lupin likes this. )
Comment: Harry Potter: WTF who is Remus Lupin and why did he write that quote AND like your status?
Comment: Ronald Weasley: He's from AVPS, dude!
Comment: Harry Potter: Huh?
Comment: Ronald Weasley: OH YEAH I FORGOT! Even though AVPS happened in the time frame of last year, it isn't created until 2 years later! Remus Lupin, sorry bro, gonna have to delete you, danger of warping the time-space continuum and all that.
Remus Lupin: Sure, wtv dude.
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Ronald Weasley and Remus Lupin are no longer friends.
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Ginny Weasley posted on Lavender Brown's wall.
Konichiwa Cho Chang, it's nice to meet you, my name is Ginny Weasley!
Comment: Lavender Brown: Bitch I ain't Cho Chang! Can't you read the name?
Comment: Ginny Weasley: Oh yeah, must have seen the profile pic wrongly. Sorry.
Comment: Lavender Brown: RACIST BASTARD.
Comment: Ginny Weasley: OH YEAH? You're gonna be a clingy bitch to my brother Ron in 4 years, so if you want tips then, you better stay on my good side.
Comment: Lavender Brown: Ron? EW. But wait, if I get tgt with him in the future, he must turn out pretty good, I guess…. Deal.
Comment: Ginny Weasley: Duh.
Comment: Ronald Weasley: WTF?
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Cho Chang added Most quoted line of a one-line character ever and Badass Asian to her achievements.
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Ginny Weasley added Almost being racist, but then resolving the situation LIKE A BOSS to her achievements.
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Harry Potter: Effing JERK Cedric Dig-
Comment: Harry Potter: WTF HE JUST PUSHED PAST ME! BASTARD!
(Ron Weasley likes this. )
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Cedric Diggory: Through all these touching lyrics, I'm basically saying you're hot and I want to bang you!
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and 561 other understanding boys like this.
Comment: Cedric Diggory: WTF I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! WHO HACKED MY FACEBOOK? CHO DEAR, DON'T BE UPSET, I LOVE YOU!
(Harry Potter and Ron Weasley like this. )
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Harry Potter is at Madam Malkin's getting robes with Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley and Ginny Weasley.
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Goyle posted on Neville Longbottom's wall
INDIAN BURN HEX!
Comment: Neville Longbottom: SHIT! You'll regret this, Goyle… One day I'll be a badass motherducker in like the 8th movie of a series or something and I'll own your ass.
(J.K.R. likes this)
Comment: Neville Longbottom: Oh hey, JKR! You're that writer chick, right? Cool!
Comment: Harry Potter: Not cool, Goyle.
Comment: Neville Longbottom: SERIOUSLY? NOT COOL, GOYLE? THAT'S ALL YOU COULD SAY? YOU DEFEATED THE EFFING DARK LORD, MAN!
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Goyle sent Harry Potter his now-broken pair of glasses.
Comment: Harry Potter: Shit.
Comment: Hermione Granger: FINALLY MY UNLIMITED INTELLIGENCE COMES INTO USE. Occulus Reparo!
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Hermione Granger sent Harry Potter his new repaired pair of glasses.
Comment: Hermione Granger: Oh, and get a life, you two freaks.
(Ron Weasley and Harry Potter like this. )