Don't ask how I thought of this. Anyways.. just random shit.. Doesn't everyone hate auto corrects? Either way, this was to help get over my crack writer's block. Dx Enjoy!
AutoCorrect
Don't you just love it?
To: Arthur
From: Eames
oi, bladder, whens the meeting?
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
...bladder?
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
...balls. i meant bugger.
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
In the next hour, tell Yusuf alright? Cobb says you need to stop by the store and pick up Ariadne another penis.
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
Gotcha. And when the hell did Ariadne become a douche?
*doom
*dude. fucking auto correct.
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
I meant pen, not penis. Pervert.
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T: Yusuf
F: Eames
Meeting in an hour, being your chinese.
T: Eames
F: Yusuf
Uh..?
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T: Yusuf
F: Eames
queens bloody bloomers. i meant chemicals.
how the fuck did it auto correct that?
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T: Eames
F: Yusuf
Alright then ... Just finishing up playing with anal.
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T: Yusuf
F: Eames
.. well thats something i could have gone on without knowing.
thanks, ascot
*asshole.
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T: Eames
F: Yusuf
I meant Allina! My cast duh
*cat.
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
We still on for dismal?
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
... What?
Do you mean dinner?
Because if you do then yell.
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
.. okay honestly I don't know what the hell my phone was doing. I typed in dinner.
Why would I yell?
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
I'm jacking off.
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
...?
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T:Cobb
F: Eames
Sorry, mate. That was for Arthur.
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
TMI.
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
Oh fucking bugger on a stick.
*I'm heading off.
This damn phone will be the ass of me.
*End.
Godfammit.
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T: Yusuf
F: Ariadne
Did you make the seduction?
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T: Ariadne
F: Yusuf
..uhm no not yet.
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T: Yusuf
F: Ariadne
*Sedation.
Damn, now I know what Eames was nuttering about.
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T: Yusuf
F: Ariadne
Shit. *muttering.
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T: Arthur
F: Saito
Got a job for you. Water my implants.
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T: Saito
F: Arthur
.. uh.. No thanks?
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T: Arthur
F: Saito
*Plants.
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T: Ariadne
F: Eames
arthur told me you were going to hickey.
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T: Eames
F: Ariadne
WHAT THE FUCK?
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T: Ariadne
F: Eames
oh pooh. i meant Mickey's. the fancy resturant? yeah.
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T: Ariadne
F: Eames
just wanted to let you know to give him the pill if your going to do it.
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T: Eames
F: Ariadne
...
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T: Ariadne
F: Eames
fuck me with a stick. i meant
*give him the bill if your going through with it.
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
Arthur got neutered. Bring the buns.
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
hahaha isofnoweinfofnoefn-
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
Shit. I meant *Arthur got Nutella.
Honestly? Damn phones.
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T: Yusuf
F: Arthur
Where are you? Meeting started a few minutes ago. Cobb's flipped.
*pissed.
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T: Arthur
F: Yusuf
Sorry for the wait, my cat ate a dick, she's trying to hack it up.
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T: Yusuf
F: Arthur
...
Just hurry up.
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T: Arthur
F: Yusuf
I MEANT STICK! ARGH.
... Hello?
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
darling, have you seen my thong?
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
What in the high hell did you try to spell for that one?
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
what do you mean?
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
you wanted to know where your thong was.
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
.. yes darling. have you seen it?
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
... Ew.
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
I knocked up Eames for you.
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
Uh.. thanks?
WAIT. We're DATING. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING EAMES?
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
Sorry, love. typo.
*I knocked Eames upside the head for you.
Honestly I hate these phones.
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T: Eames
F: Saito
Is your punctuation very fertile?
Got a job for you.
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T: Saito
F: Eames
I honestly can't say anything to that, darling.
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T: Arthur
F: Cobb
Miles wants to know which color fag I should buy for James.
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T: Cobb
F: Arthur
I don't know how to answer that.
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T: Arthur
F: Cobb
..
*Bag.
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Duck.
*Fuck.
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
oi, guess what? just won twenty fucks from Cobb for kissing him in Call of Duty.
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
.. how nice.
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
*bucks
*killing
bloody god damned son of a fitch-
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T: Ariadne
F: Cobb
Did you want rapes?
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T: Cobb
F: Ariadne
.. not thanks.
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T: Ariadne
F: Cobb
GRAPES.*
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T: Cobb
F: Ariadne
Ohh. Yeah sounds yeast.
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T: Ariadne
F: Cobb
...? I hope you mean great.
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
party at Yusuf's tonight, you should cum.
...LOL...
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
Are breasts alright?
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
...
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
CHICKEN Breasts you idiot. I just got home. Want me to put some on for us for dinner?
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
do you have an extra suit i can borrow? mine are being laundered.
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
i was shaking my dick, and the thing exploded on my shirt.
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
See, Eames this is why when we're at clubs, you keep it in your pants.
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
mother of god! i meant drink!
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
Cobb wants me to babyshit. Come over and help? ;)
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
.. no thanks.
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T:Ariadne
F: Arthur
SHITSHITSHIT.
Babysit*
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
oi, can you pick up some asprin on the way to work?
got drunk last night and fell asleep in the bra.
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
Lmao.. Sure, Mr. Eames.
Is it the one that goes with your thong?
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
Fuck you, Arthur..
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T: Cobb
F: Ariadne
I swear to god I have the worst iBoner ever..
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T: Ariadne
F: Cobb
Good for you, Ariadne.
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T: Cobb
F: Ariadne
BAH SHIT.
iPHONE*******
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T: Cobb
F: Saito
I really crave your penis right now..
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T: Saito
F: Cobb
Uhh.. how can I help?
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T: Cobb
F: Saito
God damn fucking phone.
I crave your presence*
And it was for Lisa.
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T: Yusuf
F: Ariadne
Hey, can you get us some slutpies on your way back?
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.
Wait.
LMFAO.
Slurpies* Thanksxx
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T: Ariadne
F: Cobb
Just saw the hoe Mal died in. ;(
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T: Cobb
F: Ariadne
...I hope you mean hotel.
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T: Yusuf
F: Eames
fag football at Cobbs this weekend. coming?
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T: Eames
F: Yusuf
..I think I'll pass.. thanks.
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T: Yusuf
F: Eames
god save the queen! i meant flag! FLAG!
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
You were still grump when I left this morning, you okay?
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
Yeah, just a case of the Manboobs.. you know?
I'll see you at work, love.
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T: Arthur
F: Ariadne
No, Arthur I don't know...
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T: Ariadne
F: Arthur
WHAT THE SHIT. I MEANT MONDAY'S ARIADNE.
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
Just bought some pussies from the Girl Scouts in town. Want in?
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
I don't know what to say to you anymore, Eames..
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T: Cobb
F: Eames
bloody hell! i meant cookies, dammit! what the felll is with this damned fone?
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T: Eames
F: Cobb
Sure you did Eames.. sure you did...
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
Robert Fischer just facefucked me.
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T: Eames
F: Arthur
How nice of him...
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T: Arthur
F: Eames
shit shit shit
this fucking assed blooody-
I MEANT FACEBOOKED.
damn.
this phone is going in the flapper.
i mean crapper.
ARGH.
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END.
Sorry that was really random, I got bored. xD Autocorrect really is hilarious though, I don't know how many times these types of things have happened to me, roflmao. Hope you enjoyed. Review? Thanks.