Disclaimer: I do not own supernatural.

When you see a teddy bear, you know not to wish for it to become real.

When you meet someone name ruby you yell "DON'T GIVE ME DEMON BLOOD!"

When you mix reality with porn.

When you know which supernatural character mixes reality with porn.

When you see a cat you scream like a girl.

When you always call your sibling bitch and they call you jerk.

When you kiss someone passionately it makes you feel clean.

When your children's names are Dean, Sam, Castiel, Bobby, and Gabriel.

When you use an Ouija board to call spirits.

When you know what j2 means.

When you ask a friend what j2 means.

When you know who Sam and Dean are named after.