Ed Edd n Eddy

Future Shock-ED

Chapter 1

After the defeat of Eddy's Brother, the Kids of the cul-de-sac finally accepted the 3 Eds. As they left the amusement park, Johnny and his best friend, Plank was left to groan in pain. 30 minutes later, they were back in the Melon-Cave, plotting revenge against the cul-de-sac, particularly the Eds. This was the beginning of the Gourd's tyranny.

"Don't worry, Timber, we shall soon exact revenge on the entire CUL-DE-SAC!" the Gourd laughed insanely.

"Err, Johnny, you shouldn't put that gourd on your head." said Plank in Johnny's head.

"Why not?" said Johnny. But it was too late, the gourd took over Johnny's mind and his touch turned Plank into Timber the dark shard.

Meanwhile, back at a time where the Eds had failed to scam Johnny with their poorly built rides, he had crashed into Edd's house.

"Oh Dear! My Room!" screamed Double D, when the Eds got to his room and found Johnny under a pile debris from the ceiling.

"That was great, Eddy!" said Johnny. "Plank liked the bit with the debris falling on us!"

"Uh, yeah, and ya wanna do that again?" Eddy yelled, greedily rubbing his hands.

"No!" shouted Double D. "Eddy, your keratinous ride has severely damaged my room! Look at my ant farm, it's…"

"Smash!" said Ed, as another piece of debris hit Double D on the head, knocking him out. Ed looked down and saw that Double D didn't look well. "Uh, Eddy, I think Double D is hurt…" he said.

"Okay, let's take care of poor ol' Sockhead!" shouted Eddy, before turning to Johnny. "Uh, Johnny, could you, err, fix DD's room?" he asked.

"Ok, me and Plank are black belts in carpentry!" Johnny shouted, as Ed and Eddy, carried Double D to Ed's house.

Eddy, though, was too busy looking at the 75 cents that he got from his scam.

"We should be able to get some jawbreakers now!" he said, looking into his jar. He turned around to find that Ed, who was carrying Double D, had stopped. "Hey Lumpy, what's wrong?"

"Oh, nothing Eddy, I must be seeing things!" said Ed, running over to Eddy. "Race ya to my house!"

"Ok!" yelled Eddy, as the pair ran to Ed's house, as fast as they could. They pushed, shoved, and tripped each other to get there first, and when they reached the lawn, Ed dropped Double D and the two Eds crashed into the door. They fell over and watched as Sarah opened the door, and eyed the jar that Eddy had dropped. The moment Eddy jumped for it; she snatched it and ran indoors. Eddy landed on his face and ran to the door, gritting his teeth.

"Gimme back my money, Sarah!" he shouted banging on the door insanely.

"Make me, fishface!" Sarah shouted from the window, before she threw an empty jar at him. It hit him in the face and knocked him into the road. He grabbed Ed by the neck and used him as a battering ram.

"Want mustard, Eddy?" laughed Ed, as Eddy charged for the door.

"Shut up, Monobrow!" shouted Eddy, as he smashed into the door. "Sarah, I'll do this all day unless you gimme my cash!" He ran back to the road with Ed, and got ready to charge again.

"Gimme gimme never gets!" yelled Sarah, before Eddy hit the door again, this time with more force. In the chaos, Double D woke up, and saw his two friends attacking the door over and over.

"Gentlemen, calm down!" he yelled over the din, but no avail. The pair soon broke the door down and they ran inside, only to get thrown back out by Sarah who quickly fixed the door.

"Keep out, fishface!" she shouted.

"One day, you'll be sorry!" Eddy yelled, but Sarah wouldn't listen.

"There's no point in reasoning with Sarah…" sighed Double D. He turned to his friends, as they headed for the lane. "Wait for me, friends!" he shouted as he ran to catch up with them.

At the lane, the three Eds sat down and leaned on the fence.

"We had enough money for three jawbreakers, and then that brat snatched it." said Eddy, banging his face against the wall.

"We can always try Rolf!" said Ed.

"Good idea, Lumpy, let's try Stretch!" said Eddy, as they ran for Rolf's farm. When they got to the turning circle of the cul-de-sac, they stopped dead in their tracks as they saw a strange light appear. It turned into a shape of cylinder with a dome on top.

"What is that?" wondered Double D. The glow faded away to reveal a silver machine with yellow and black stripes around the dome. There were green gems that glowed a green light put around the base. The dome opened up and the three Eds found something unexpected. It was a female in her 20s; she had blond hair, and wore a black superhero suit with purple highlights on it.

"Who is that?" said Eddy, with his eyes going loopy. "Whoever she is, she's a babe!" he shouted, running for the visitor, only to smash his face into the machine, because he slipped on a banana peel. The figure revealed her face, and the Eds' jaws dropped.

"That woman resembles Nazz!" said Double D.

"That's because I am Nazz, from the year 2033!" the figure said, as the sun shone on her.

"Wait, if you're Nazz, who is the Nazz that lives in the cul-de-sac?" asked Ed.

"That Nazz is me, just a lot younger." The future Nazz said.

"You mean you are from the future? Happy Day! Are there any robots and aliens and space outlaws there?" yelled Ed, before Eddy bonked him on the head.

"Yes, that's why I am here…" future Nazz said. "Here for you."

"What?" asked Double D.

"The future is in trouble, and me and my team need your help." replied Future Nazz.

"So you want us to come to the future with you?" asked Double D. "Won't that cause a paradox or something?"

"No, that only happens in the movies. (Insert Eddsworld joke in here!) Now jump in the time machine, if anyone else sees me I'm in trouble!" Future Nazz replied. Ed instantly got up and ran towards the machine, but Eddy held him back.

"Hold it, Lumpy, what's in it for us, Nazz?" he said greedily.

"There are risks in the future that could kill us, and why do you need us anyway?" said Double D. Kevin and Rolf were heading their way over to the lane, Future Nazz saw them and panicked.

"I'll explain on the way, now come on!" she shouted, as her arms extended out and her hands grew huge, scooping up the Eds and putting them in the machine with her. The dome shut and the three Eds, Nazz, and the time machine disappeared and in a flash, with no trace, except for Eddy's jar.

Meanwhile in the In-Between, the Eds were questioning Future Nazz.

"Just tell me and my friends why you need us!" said Double D.

"Yeah!" shouted Eddy. Ed didn't say anything; he was excited to go see the future.

"Well I…" murmured Future Nazz. Forced into submission by the two Eds, she had to tell them. "The reason why my team needs you is because your future selves have been captured by the villainous Gourd."

"What?" Eddy snickered.

"It's true, you're the only Ed, Edd, n Eddy we have now. He captured them because they were the ones he attacked in 2009, who got him in trouble with us. He now was quiet and shifty, but wasn't until we went to Lemon Brook College, that he got his revenge, in an unintended way…"

"Huh?" said Ed, turning to Nazz. "Uh, I have a question, your arms stretched out like some mutant alien's tentacles, where did you learn to do that?" That question buzzed in Nazz's ears, she turned away from the Eds, and turned back to them.

"I'll show you." she said, as she typed in a new year into the control panel. Then she flipped out a headset. "Kevin, the Eds want to know everything, I'm taking them to 2019 so they can learn what's happened."

"Roger that, let 'em learn how we got our powers!" a male voice said from the headset.

"Nazz, out." said Nazz, and she turned it off.

"Who was that, Nazz?" asked Double D.

"You'll see, in 2019." Nazz said to them, as the time machine disappeared with them inside, transporting them, to the Lemon Brook College, 2019.