A/N: It's been months since the last time I updated this fic. Lol. So as Promise here's the next chapter. Hope you like it guys.. And review perhaps.. I know some of you are thinking why this fic is funny and not angst like the title is.. well, we are still in the early chapters so that's why.. Don't worry folks, angst or mystery would come next... xD

Ps. Kaname sometimes amuses me to no end.

Kaname's POV

Zero and I turn to the owner of the voice.

I know him right away, his name is Kaito Takamiya.

I always saw him every time the vampire council and the hunter association have a meeting. If my memory is correct, he was always at the side of that Touga guy.

Why is he here? Last time I check, he was on a hunt with a few hunters in Paris and it was just 3 days ago.

I frowned at him but I stay silent.

My frown turns into gritting when Zero moves to hug the guy.

What the hell? I mean what the hell man.

I was waiting for him to do that to me. The first time that he met me instead being happy that I, Kaname Kuran, the prince of vampires, one of the richest, smartest and good looking men in the world was in front of him, he was frowning at me but this hunter here that I'm sure who is not rich as me, definitely not smart as me and most of all, he was not good looking as I am, not even a half.

How on earth that Zero hugs him and not me. I mean, yeah it's my fault that Zero doesn't remember our relationship from the past but I only did that for my beloved safety.

Sometimes, I wish that I leave a small part of memory between me and my Zero-tan so that he can hug me too.

I didn't even realize that I'm growling with jealousy when that stupid hunter with no style brings Zero tighter into his stupid arms.

Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

That's sexual harassment you know, I can sue you or fed you to my wolves.

I got big fat wolves at the back of my mansion. I'm sure they love to eat fresh meat of a hunter.

I couldn't handle anymore so I give a warning cough. Signaling both of them that I'm still here, waiting for them to stop their mushy mushy and focus that I'm still standing before them with a bag of cheese on my right arm.

I mean how far will I go for the one that I love? What a pathetic question. I always do everything and anything for the safety and the happiness of my beloved.

That's what I thought in the past and that's what I think now. My feelings will never change even a millennium would past. I'm pretty sure Zero was the one that I loved and will continue to love for eternity.

I let out a successful yet small sigh when Zero releases the guy from the hug but that damn Kaito's right hand was still attached on Zero's hip.

If we weren't on a crowded place, I already rip that pervert's arm away from my beloved. It would be too troublesome of having many witnesses.

I should not be caught on the act. That's one of my rules of being a pureblood.

I smile gleefully when Zero removes that hand and walks towards me.

Success.

My beloved give me a small sheepish smile that in return my heart skip a bit. Ah, only my Zero can smile like that and look so adorable.

I really want to take him now, show to this Kaito guy that this lavender haired angel is mine and I already state my claim years ago.

"Kaname-senpai. This is Kaito Takamiya, one of the professors in Cross Academy" Zero nodded at him while Kaito walk towards us and offer his right hand for me to shake it.

Aghh. The vermin got guts to offer a hand for me to shake it. How dare he? But if I won't shake it, Zero would be disappointed in me and how can I resist if my beloved was staring at me with his big and shiny amethyst eyes.

Those eyes, I never get tired to gaze at those eyes even it is 24/7.

With a forced smile, I shake that unworthy hand and said "Pleasure to meet you Kaito-san" I couldn't help but squeezed it not too gently.

I swear I can hear him hiss and can break his bones if I want to but It is totally unnecessary especially on the presence of Zero.

On Zero's behalf, I guess I can tolerate him.

"Three days ago, I hear you're in Paris for a hunt. Kaito-san" I releases hand.

I can't help but notice that he puts his right hand on his pocket.

It hurts right?

I can't also help but feel gratification of what I did. I know that it was a childish thing to do but when It comes to Zero, I don't care if it childish or selfish. No one dares to mess what is mine.

"Well, I'm here aren't I?" he answered sarcastically and bring his arms to loop around Zero.

"Ne? Kaname-sama, can I borrow Zero for a moment?" he smirks at me while Zero just blinks confusedly.

I narrowed my eyes but I stayed quiet.

"Don't worry I won't bite Zero that much" those words give me a full of red signal.

If you want war, I give it to you if that's what you want.

To be continue?

Review? Hope you like it.. xD

Ps. Precious Gem is next.