Thalia is immediately tasered, which has no effect on her at all. She is subsequently pepper-sprayed and shoved back into her cell. MORE advil later, Doctor Smith is ready for another wacko.

Dr Smith: Hello

Leo: Hi

Smith: You seem nice. All your friends have been utter weirdos

Leo: DID YOU JUST DIS MY FRIENDS?

Smith: No, no I was just-

Smith is interrupted by his pants catching on fire. Leo cackles as the guards race to put it out.

The advil bottle is only a quarter full as the next patient is brought in.

Dr Smith (weakly): Hello

Piper: *growls as she squirms in her handcuffs*

Smith: Um... so what would you like to talk about?

Piper: Would you like to let me go?

Smith: (mesmerized) Of course. GUARDS! We are done here.

Another loon is dragged in.

Smith: *silent*

Jason: I made a poem

Smith: *groans*

Jason: Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're an idiot, I really hate you! *electrocutes Smith and is dragged out laughing*

RIP Dr. Hans Smith. He died of an advil overdose and shock from an electrocution. After the subjects are shipped off to Europe for further treatment, his replacement will be Dr. Greta Zeinmurch. She has a renowned history of curing psychopaths, sociopaths, and maniacs, along with a history of interrogations on war prisoners from WW II. Tuesday will be her 86th birthday.


Ahahahaha I couldn't resist! Well, anyhoo, I'm back now, so NEVERFEAR! MORE CHAPTERS ARE NEAR!