Crazee Canadia: YOOO SUUUP PEOPLE?

Pi: Hey guys! Pi with Crazee Canadia! We're writing a collab together! Excitement! Well hope you enjoy the story!

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One second, she had the cabinet opened and was staring at all of the options of pasta boxes in there. The next, she was screaming bloody murder as the boxes all came crashing down on her, as if they all hated her for some odd reason.

Miku hit the floor with her arms over her head while boxes of pasta continued to fall, "Help, help, someone help! THEY'RE TRYING TO EAT ME ALIVE MAKE THEM STOP!"

"What is it Miku? What's wrong! Who's trying to eat you!" Rin was in the kitchen is a heartbeat, holding a tennis racquet like it was a sword. Upon seeing at Miku was just covered in pasta boxes, she lowered her arms while glaring at the teallette. "Miku, honestly… that's the tenth time this month this has happened."

All of the pasta boxes now had stopped attacking Miku, and they all sat on top of her in a huge pile – her leg was the only thing that could prove she was under there.

With a heavy sigh, Rin turned back to the TV room and called to the other Vocaloids (who call cowered under the tables and couch from hearing Miku scream, the babies), "Hey guys, Miku's fine, she's just buried under all the pasta Len bought last month!"

Len poked his head out from under a couch, "OK!" He paused, "I'm stuck!" His eyes widened as he heard Kaito's snicker come from behind him.

Miku now proceeded to climb her way out of the boxes, pulling her leg under with her before her head popped out of the top, a box of pasta balancing between her pigtails. Her face was red, gasping for air before she said, "Rin! Gettheseboxesawayfrommenow!"

The blonde walked over to the pile of boxes before proceeding to swing at them with the racquet, sending them all flying against the wall, where the vibrations from the wall slowly made the dishes sitting on a nearby shelf jump closer to the edge.

"Hey guys, I heard Miku –" Neru walked in just in time for her head to break the fall for one of the plates, standing as still as a board as the shards fell from her hair.

Rin stood there for a moment before shoving the racquet into Miku's hand, looking away and whistling while the other Vocaloid tried to figure out how sports equipment got into her hand.

Then, it was a flying mix of yellow and teal as Neru started brutally attacking Miku with her cell phone – Rin being thrown at the door to the hall to slam into Len – who had gotten out from under the couch thanks to Kaito being… uh, Kaito – and both hit the other wall hard.

Haku merely walked past the twins into the kitchen, just giving the fighting Vocaloids a glance before opening the fridge for some sake – seeing that there was only one can left. She snatched it up before turning around, screaming "WE NEED TO GET TO THE STORE ASAP YOU NUTBURGERS!"

"What was that?" Meiko shouted from the doorway to the kitchen, "I can't hear you over Miku and Neru!"

Meanwhile, Miku and Neru where making cat sounds as they punched each other, pulled each other's hair, and Miku chewed on Neru's leg.

"Whoo! Catfight!" Kaito screamed, jumping up on the table to watch while lapping at an ice cream bar with "expertise".

The next five minutes in the kitchen started to look more like Miku and Neru where doing "Geddan" at the same time, so Len brought in his magical radio and started playing the song of the meme while Rin banged her head against the wall at his sudden moment of random.

Meiko suddenly decided to go outside, only to fall down a hole once she did – screaming loudly enough for the others inside to hear her and stop what they were doing.

Neru and Miku stood still for a moment before Neru pushed her to the floor, "Stop playing tennis with pasta in the kitchen!"

"I wasn't!" Miku spat back.

"I saw the racquet in your hand!"

"Rin put it there!"

"Oh, blame the little innocent girl why don't you!" Rin yelled from the hallway.

"Is no one worried about Meiko?" Kaito asked, pointing the Popsicle stick he had towards the door.

"No, she's always falling down holes." Haku replied calmly, "She'll come limping home sooner or later."

Shaking, Neru pulled a shard of plate glass that was in her hair before throwing it to the side, "I'm watching you…" she narrowed her eyes at Miku. "…I'm keeping a real close eye on you."

With that, she stormed out of the room, Miku looking after her. When she was sure she was out of earshot, she turned to the others and said, "It's that time of month for her, isn't it?"

Haku and Rin nodded while Katio and Len cocked their heads at Miku in confusion. "What do you mean by that?" Len asked.

The girls all laughed nervously before turning their attention to other things, Kaito then decided to walk outside to go inspect the hole that Meiko fell down while Len skipped off to the computer.

Miku stood in front of the pile of pasta boxes, rubbing her head from where Neru had pulled her hair a lot. Feeling some of the strands loose, she quickly shook her head back and forth almost to the point where she about turned into a Mikucopter and somehow used her Vocaloid magic to fix her pigtails.

Quickly, she found a pot to boil the pasta in (about having another kitchen attack happen), filled it with water and set it to boiling while she scooped up boxes of pasta to put away. While she did, teal strands of super long hair somehow floated towards the pot of water, falling in and getting trapped in the pot. It stayed there, boiling with the water and being nearly invisible to Miku as she poured in various pasta types.

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"Dinner is~ served!" Miku kicked the door open to the dining room, happily holding a tray filled with small plates of pasta.

At this time, the other Vocaloids were entering the room, Rin and Len sighed in relief that Miku didn't somehow mess up the pasta like she'd done a few times before. Kaito was smuggling in a small cup of ice cream, which was obvious because of another bulge in his pants. Haku merely stumbled in and plopped down at the first chair, laying her head on the table while muttering something about more sake.

Neru was the next to enter, seemingly calm as her fingers flew over her cell phone keypad texting someone. Without looking up she slid into a chair, a band-aid could be seen over where the glass of the plate was in her head earlier.

Finally, after everyone else was seated and Miku laid down the first plate of pasta in front of Kaito, Meiko burst into the room. "Man, that was weird!" she shouted, "First everyone is watching Miku and Neru fight, next I'm falling down a hole, then I get attacked by Hatchune!"

Everyone blinked at her as she stood there; starting at dirt smeared across her face and other signs she had been in a fight. Meiko blinked back before she said, "So… what's for supper?"

"Pasta!" Miku chimed, resuming putting down plates.

So after Meiko sat down and plates had been passed out, everyone was talking like normal to each other as if this was any other day in the household. Miku sat down in front of her plate with a smile on her face, positive that this was going to be her best meal yet! (Because we all know that - from a certain Italian from another famous series – pasta is the best thing ever.)

Miku pulled a leek out from thin air and cut it with her fork, sprinkling it on top of the pasta sauce. Just as she was about to take a bite, however, she saw thin teal glistening back at her.

She stared at the odd color for a moment before looking at her left pigtail. Then back at the pasta. Then back at her pigtail. Back and forth. Back and forth. Forth and back. So, in other words, she noticed that the pasta had some color in it that matched her hair.

Miku's eyes widened as she realized it – her hair was in the pasta. She looked up at everyone else, seeing teal sparkling back at her like it was laughing. No, scratch that, she heard it laughing!

How did her hair get into the pasta! Miku was about to stand up and make a weird excuse to collect everyone's plates and order out, she didn't want the others getting Rapunzel syndrome –

"Hey, Miku, this is good." Len said, plate already half gone. "It's like there's something in there that makes it taste…" he took another bite, making Miku cringe."…I don't know exactly. It doesn't taste like bland old pasta and sauce…"

"Really?" Rin – who hadn't even touched hers – drove her fork into her pasta and shoved some into her mouth. Everyone watched her as she slowly took in the taste, the bow on her head twitching in approval before she nodded. "Isf douf tasfe goo!" She spoke though the food.

"Are you serious?" Kaito – who was about to dump ice cream onto his pasta - took a huge forkful and ate it (because he's used to using his whole mouth). His eyes closed, and he sat there looking like a hamster who was enjoying its food.

Meiko and Neru wasted no time trying it as well, Neru's eyes lighting up as she pulled the fork out of her mouth. She then looked at Miku before returning her attention to eating, actually ignoring her cell phone vibrating for once.

Meiko was doing the same as Kaito, only taking smaller bites. She poked Haku on the shoulder, "Hey, wake up and taste this!"

Haku groaned lifting her head up and seeing her plate in front of her. She grabbed some with her hand and sloppily ate it, swallowing it before slamming her head back down. A few seconds later, her head shot up again, "Whoa, I thought you guys were being sarcastic! My headache is gone!" she blabbered before she proceeded to eat more pasta – with her hands.

Miku's shoulders relaxed from built up tension, seeing everyone else literally swallowing the pasta whole. She looked down at hers, leeks slowly starting to sink into the sauce and teal hair. Picking up her fork, Miku slowly gathered some pasta onto it. She stared at the fork for a minute before shoving it into her mouth – and her eyes lit up.

Amazing! There was no other word to describe it! The usual taste of pasta and sauce was mixed in with another taste, indescribable! Her pigtails were fluttering in delight!

…but since when did her hair taste so good?

"Miku? Hello? Earth to Miku!" Rin waved her hand in front of Miku's face, finally bopping her nose. "Hey! Miku!"

"What, what, what?" Miku hooted, having somehow started chewing her pasta while she was thinking, and then swallowed it.

The other Vocaloids were looking at her, all quiet before Neru piped up, "Is there anymore?"

"Anymore what? Oh." Miku looked down for what felt like the umpteenth time that evening. "Uh, yeah! Hang on." She jumped up and ran into the kitchen, skidding to a halt in front of the pot she used to boil.

There was more pasta, and her hair.

Miku quickly started feeling for bald spots on her head, she even ran to the bathroom to double check. After confirming she wasn't walking around with a spot of scalp showing, she quickly made up more plates and took them to the dining room.

"OK guys, sorry to keep you waiting but –" she was interrupted by the sound of everyone scrambling to get back in their chairs, all of them looking at each other from across the table – Haku still with sauce on her face.

Miku looked and saw that her pasta was halfway gone.

"Well? What was the hold up?" Kaito asked, ignoring his ice cream slowly heating up on the table.

"N-nothing!" Miku laughed, setting the tray of plates in the middle of the table, "Now, that is the last of it –"

No one heard her over the scrambling of plate grabbing and fork usage. "Y'know Miku," Neru said through a mouthful, "You should cook this again tomorrow, get rid of all that pasta in the cabinets."

Everyone nodded and mumbled in agreement, while Miku nervously laughed – grabbing her precious hair nervously.

Crazee: Ugh, I think I failed to make this somewhat funny…

Pi: hey guys! The next chapter may not be up till Augsut or September because I have other stuff I have to update and I'm going off for three days at the end of the month for more band stuff! I'll be jumping around on the stories! I have 3 collabs going now, but this one and the Hetalia one are on my higher priority list! You don't have to check them out but... haha just kidding. If you are interested please do check them out and make sure you find the people I'm collabing with in my favorite authors and make sure you stalk them good! (I have a lot of favorite authors so I suggest clicking ctrl and f at the same time then something should pop up somewhere and just type the name in!) Um… That is mostly all! Feedback is always appreciated, especially constructive criticism! Okay well everyone have a good day!