Okie dokie, here's the next chapter!

I wanted to get it done before my bonfire tonight, hehe. :3 I get to see some of my tennis buddies, so that should be fun…

But then again, it's at the guy who asked me out before lives, so who really knows?

Happy reading!

The Assignment

Chapter 2: I'm sorry, does that make you nervous?

A sinister kid is a kid who

Runs to meet his maker

A drop dead sprint from the day he's born

Straight into his maker's arms

Plip.

Plip.

Plip.

"Gaara," Said Lee nervously to his possibly insane red-haired friend. "I'm pretty sure this qualifies as Chinese water torture."

"No it doesn't." Gaara replied quietly, continuing to slowly squeeze drop after drop of water out of his travel-pipette. "This is an inanimate object."

"Still! You doing fake water torture on a poster of Robert Pattinson is creeping me out!" cried Lee, agitated to the point of momentarily forgetting about the wonders of youth.

Gaara frowned and scrunched his nose in disgust. "No human being should be able to sparkle, it's not natural!" he growled.

"Then get on with it, for god's sake! DIVINE PUNISHMENT!" Lee screamed, taking out his handy flame-thrower and destroying the despised poster. It burst into a fire that emitted a thick purple smoke and swirled rune-like symbols into the air.

Gaara pouted. "You always take all the fun out of things..."

Lee sighed. "I'm merely trying to spare you a future as a criminal, dear friend."

Psychology Survey Assignment
By: Sabaku no Gaara
Survey Question: What is the best way to kill a Twilight poster?

"You know, they eat dog in some countries." said Choji thoughtfully as he chewed on a turkey leg.

"What's that supposed to mean?" snarled Kiba, clutching his beloved pet Akamaru closer to his chest and glaring territorily at the hungry boy sitting next to him.

"Nothing...for now..." Choji's eyes appeared to glint murderously as he stared at the poor puppy, chewing slowly and purposefully on the meat in front of him.

"Stop that, you're scaring him!" said Kiba indignantly.

"Oh, shush, I'm not gonna eat your stupid dog." The larger boy rolled his eyes.

"...So what, now my dog's not good enough for you? ARE YOU TRYING TO START SOMETHING?" growled Kiba angrily.

"FINE, I'LL EAT YOUR DUMB DOG, GIVE IT HERE." cried out Choji exasperatedly.

Sniff. "Why would you eat Akamaru, Choji? I thought we were friends? Whyyyyyyy..." sobbed the dog-owner hysterically. He curled into the fetal position and began rocking himself back and forth rhythmically.

"...Kiba, have you been accidentally taking your sister's estrogen pills again?" asked Choji uncomfortably.

"OH MY GOD *HIC*, LIKE, NO WAY! HOW COULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT TO ME? JERK!" The distraught boy then gave a forceful bitch-slap to Choji's right cheek and stalked off.

Rubbing his cheek and wincing slightly, Choji decided that if he were on a stranded island with Kiba and Akamaru, he'd definitely eat Kiba first.

Psychology Survey Assignment
By: Choji Akamichi
Survey Question: If you were stranded on a deserted island with one other person, would you eat your companion to survive?

"Hey."

"..."

"HEY."

"..."

"HEY, SASSY, YOU GAY BARBIE, LISTEN TO ME!"

"Sakura. Shut up." mumbled Sasuke, his chronic eye-twitch resurfacing for the second time that day.

"Oh good, Sassy-pants is paying attention now!" said Sakura with evident glee as she proceeded to straddle a chair and sit directly across from said pants of Sass.

"Stop being annoying. What do you want? I'm trying to find a question for Kakashi's stupid project." sighed Sasuke, too used to the pink-haired girls random outbursts.

Sakura looked at him seriously and cupped his face in her hands firmly. She then looked him straight in the eye and said-

"What the hell are you doing?" asked Sasuke irritatedly.

"Be quiet for a sec, Sassy, let me say something." said Sakura impatiently.

"Sasuke...I love you."

Silence.

Sasuke could feel his face get increasingly red as his best-friend (category:girl) looked at him searchingly. Was this really happening? After all these years was Sakura actually confessing to him?

Sasuke bit his lip. How should he respond? Did he love her back? Which is not to say her literal back, though now that he thought about it, it was a pretty nice back...

Did he love Sakura?

"I-"

"TIME'S UP!" she yelled enthusiastically, pulling out her signature neon pink notebook and gel pen and beginning to scribble something down madly. "Turned an interesting shade of red, looked to be shocked, and was about to respond before his 30 second reaction time was up. Hmmm...excellent research.. " Sakura giggled.

"W...what just happened?" asked the confused Uchiha dazedly.

"Oh, don't worry about it, Sassy! I was just conducting my first survey for Kaka-chi's class. I humbly thank you for your willing participation!" she grinned, shaking his hand wildly and then skipping off into another classroom, presumably to create more deliciously awkward situations.

Sasuke nodded slowly to himself and gathered his things, shoving them haphazardly into his bag. He then calmy walked over to the door and started to bang his head against it repeatedly.

Psychology Survey Assignment
By: Sasuke Uchiha
Survey Question: In what kind of situation is banging your head against something hard called for?

Sighing and resting his head lightly against the dark wood, Sasuke focused on his ever-dwindling supply of brain cells and not the humiliation he had just experienced because of a stupid psychology project. Just as he was about to move away from the door-

"YOUTH!"Announced Lee happily as he slammed open the door, ignoring the slumped and bleeding body on the floor in front of him and stepping over it gracefully.

"Ahh...it seems my time has come...tell Kakashi...that he's a bastard and I hope his entrails burn..." Whispered Sasuke hoarsely, blood running down his pretty face rapidly.

All of a sudden, a whirlwind started outside. Girls from everywhere were pulled into the vortex, and it made its way quickly inside the classroom through the conveniently open window. It surround the injured Uchiha and then finally settled down into-

THE SASUKE UCHIHA FANCLUB!

"Like, omigod, how horrible!" squeaked one girl with mousy brown hair.

"MY BABY!" screamed another with darkish blonde hair down to her butt.

"Girls, girls, calm yourselves!" said a tall girl with black hair firmly. "It is for this very reason that we exist! NO HARM SHALL COME TO THE UCHIHA PRINCE UNDER OUR WATCH!" she cried, a crazy look in her violet eyes.

"Um...Ren-senpai? He's bleeding out..." said the brunette nervously.

"Oh, quite right, Stacy! FANGIRLS ASSEMBLE!" summoned the obvious leader of the group.

A pack of screaming fangirls ranging from ages 12 to death appeared in the doorway and picked Sasuke up, carrying him in their mob-like group like he was an unconscious stage-diver. They all let out battle cries consisting of love proclamations mixed in with the standard pregnancy calls ("PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR SPERM, OH GREAT ONE!") and took him to the hospital.

Lee watched all of this occur and had his jaw open in shock. Trying to reconcile how on earth any of that was possible, the youthful boy shook his head and decided that some questions were better left unanswered.

Psychology Survey Assignment
By: Rock Lee
Survey Question: What would you do for love/a creepy obsession?

Tenten hummed contently, occasionally singing random bits of the song in her head.

"Humhumhumhumhum, the touch of your hand, humhumhumhumhumhumhum kiss in the sand, I want your love...hmhmhm I want your love..."

"Tenten, stop singing Lady Gaga while covering my hair in flour. It makes me want to punch you." said Neji flatly.

"I WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE, YOU AND MEEEE COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCEEEE!"

"TENTEN, I AM GOING TO RIP THOSE BUNS RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD, SO HELP ME OREOS." screeched Neji as he clawed at the blasé girl manhandling his hair and berating his ears.

"You know, your weird affection for Oreos really needs to stop." commented Tenten mildly, patting the last bits of flour into his hair and then moving her hands down to pinch his sides. "Wouldn't want you getting chubby, Hyuuga." She grinned cheekily at him and winked.

"HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE, CRETIN." Said Neji, pulling himself away from the panda-haired girl with as much grace and poise he could muster while being covered in flour.

"Aww, but you make such a pretty old man, Neji-chan!" teased Tenten.

Psychology Survey Assignment

By: Tenten (I'll give you my last name when you can prove you're not an undercover cop, Kakashi!)

Survey Question: How far can you take teasing before it's deemed "cruel"?

Neji was stuck between being pissed that the girl was making fun of him and flattered that she thought he looked pretty in old age.

…Nah, outrage is more fun.

"REGARDLESS OF MY ATTRACTIVENESS, I MUST NOW TAKE A SHOWER."

"Don't cry when you come out of the shower Neji, you freaked Hinata out last time." The amused grin on Tenten's face was absolutely infuriating. Nothing he did could break that calm.

Except…

Psychology Survey Assignment

By: Neji Hyuuga

Survey Question:

Neji lowered himself to her eye level, kneeling on the ground in front of her and staring directly into her eyes. He leaned forward slowly, never breaking eye contact, and grabbed her wrist with his hand, engulfing it in his large palm. He was surprised at how fragile she was.

Survey Question:

"Tenten…" He breathed, coming ever closer to the girl, who was looking at him resolutely in the eye, determined not to look away before he did. He lifted her wrist to his lips and ghosted a kiss on her pulse, eyes never straying.

Survey Question:

"Neji…?"

What would you do to make someone nervous?

Neji smiled and knocked their foreheads together. "I win." He then turned around and started walking away.

Tenten blinked blankly. What the hell had just happened?

"Well, it s-seems as though my e-esteemed cousin was teasing you because you m-made him dress up like an o-old man." Said Hinata wisely.

"WOBEGPIBIG, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?" asked Tenten, eyes wide, hand on her heart as she gasped in surprise.

"T-the whole time. Did y-you really t-think I'd miss you p-putting flour on his p-precious hair? I think n-not." She said, snorting as condescendingly as she was capable of doing, flipping her short black hair over her shoulder.

"BOO!" cried a voice from directly behind Hinata.

At first, Hinata didn't react. Then she slowly, slowly, fell on the ground, stiff as a board.

"SUCCESS!" cried Ino victoriously, posing like Captain Morgan over the poor girl's prone body.

"WHAT THE FRAK?" yelled Tenten.

"Now, now, Tenten, I was merely testing my survey for Kakashi's class, don't worry your pretty little head about this. I GOT DIS." Ino smiled, flashing her teeth.

Psychology Survey Assignment

By: Ino Yamanaka

Survey Question: Is it possible to scare the shyness out of someone?

"Righhtttttt." Said Tenten disbelievingly.

"Watch!" said Ino, pulling Hinata up by her arm roughly and setting her on her feet.

"SPEAK, I SAY, SPEAK!" she cried maniacally.

"What are you doing?" asked Hinata, wrenching her arm out of the blonde girl's grasp.

"MUAHAHAHA, MY CREATION LIVES! IT LIVESSSSSS!" Ino cackled.

"You scared the stutter out of me!" said Hinata, not sure if she was happy or mad.

"That I did, good buddy, that I did! NOW, TO THE BATMOBILE!" Still laughing like someone with a permanent home in an insane-asylum, Ino ran off to her invisible car. "OH NOES," she gasped, hands going up to her face in a fair imitation of The Scream. "SOMEONE STOLE MY CAR!"

Hinata sighed as Tenten went to aid her ("HOW CAN SOMEONE STEAL YOUR INVISIBLE CAR, THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!") and plopped to the ground, hugging her knees to her chest.

Psychology Survey Assignment

By: Hinata Hyuuga

Survey Question: How do you know if everyone else is insane, or you are?

And chapter 2 done! I really like this story, because I kind of just let my brain do whatever and poop out random plots that are meaningless and funny. A lot more fun than trying to figure out the storyline for my other story, but I digress.

But anyways, I finished this one pretty quick, lol. Even though no one really reviewed.

Later,

Mishiba