HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL READERS! GUESS WHAT! I'M STILL ALIVE!

And let me tell you something: The rest of this fanfiction exists! Yes, it's in a binder tucked away on a shelf on my room. That binder is covered in sweet, sweet duct tape and actually has a few fanfics in it. I wrote the whole thing between high school and college. And finally, at 25 years old, FINALLY I'm going to type it all out and get it to you gorgeous, patient people.

But not on this website. The user interface is kind of meh.

If any of you are still here, please go to archiveofourown . org, where the first few chapters will be cross-posted as-is and the rest will be all polished up and posted in. My username there is wegotdis.

Also, here is my email address so you can hold my ass to it: notanotheraddress666

I'm gonna try and get it all in there before I start grad school, at which point I will once again disappear.

LOVE YOU ALL!