Author's note: Okay here's another one, my friends are bugging me so here you go. I hope it's not too disappointing. Oh and by the way someone requested that I do one with Cat woman, so maybe she will appear in here too. Oh and I do not own Batman, blah blah blah, All rights belong to the owners of DC comics. Of course this is not going to be the last you see of Joker, he'll be back.
Any suggestions?

HARLEY!

Joker laughed maniacally while Batman shoved him into the Bat-mobile. Batman gave a quick nod to the police who jumped into their cruisers towards the next emergency. Quietly he slid into the driver's seat of his car and started to drive down the street towards Arkham. He shifted uneasily in his chair, certain Joker had another trick up his sleeve. He was never caught easily before and he wasn't going to start now. As the car got closer to Arkham Joker's expression changed. He began to shift around trying to look behind the car at the bridge they had just crossed. He shifted in his seat to get a better view, then began to frantically tug at his handcuffs slamming his hands onto the window.

"Roll down the window!" Joker demanded.

"No." Batman said calmly. Joker continued to slam his tethered hands against the window

"HARLEY! Where are you!" He started to scream hysterically. Batman continued to drive down the road as Joker screamed for his girlfriend. By the time they arrived at Arkham's front doors, there were doctors waiting with sedatives for their most dangerous patient. Once Batman opened the doors the doctors grabbed the thrashing clown and stabbed him with the needles containing sedatives.

"Did you get Harley?" Commissioner Gordan asked peering into the Bat-mobile.

"No, for once she was the one to escape. I think Joker had planned for Harley to bust him out, he only started to freak out once we were getting close to here. He started to scream her name." Batman said looking across Gotham's skyline. "Harley didn't show, I don't think she ever planned to. I think she's the one who convinced her though." Batman pointed towards a figure off in the distance onto of one of the buildings, she gave a quick salute and ran away.

"Who was that?" Commissioner Gordan asked still squinting at where the figure had disappeared.

"Just one of Harley's friends, Poison Ivy."

"Harley, I'm back! He's locked up in the looney bin, and he DOES NOT look pleased!" Ivy said with a giggle, she threw her green coat onto the couch and walked towards the bedroom. "I know you're in here somewhere. Stop hiding I'm not in the mood for games, I'm tired." She opened the door to the bedroom that her and Harley shared, in their bed was Harley passed out in her red nightgown that was just slightly too short. Her blonde hair was curled and lying on the bed like waves under the young girl's head. Ivy gave a giggle and looked at her clock, it was already 4 am. Ivy walked up to the bed and moved over the covers. She picked up Harley and slid her sleeping body under the blanket and tucked her in, quickly kissing her on the forehead. She tossed her long red hair over her shoulder and looked at the young girl who slept innocently in her bed.

After a few seconds Ivy slowly wandered over to the dresser to pick out something to wear to bed. She grabbed a green nightgown out of the second drawer and reached to the back of her costume she grabbing onto the zipper. Sleepily she began to unzip the green garment. Once the zipper had reached the bottom and pair of warm hands were placed on her shoulders. At first Ivy jumped but then she settled down as the arm enclosed her in a hug.

Ivy spun around to face the tired eyed Harley giggling as Harley tried to keep balanced, leaning mostly on Ivy. Harley caught herself just before she fell, and looked into Ivy's eyes which were a light shade of green. Harley suddenly leaned in and kissed Ivy, who stood there shocked. Ivy quickly pushed Harley away, looking at her with a confused expression on her face.

"What are you doing Harl!" Ivy said in a demanding tone once she regained control of her thoughts.

"I-I, I was just... I" Harley stammered before bursting to tears and falling to the ground. Ivy who was still stunned from the kiss knelled down beside her friend and pulled her into a hug.

"Calm down Harley." Ivy cooed "everything is okay."

"I really must be crazy Red... I can't believe I just did that. I'm so sorry, I wasn't thinking." Harley looked up at Ivy with tear filled eyes. Ivy couldn't respond she just sat there staring into Harley's blue eyes, continuing to hug her.

"Harley, sweetie you're tired. Come on let's get you to bed." Ivy finally responded. She stood up bringing the crying girl up with her. She walked Harley to the edge of the bed and moved the blankets over so that Harley could slip under them. She wiped away the young girl's tear then preceded to finish changing near the dresser. By the time Ivy had finished putting on her nightgown Harley was in a deep sleep again. "What was that anyways?" Ivy asked herself. She had never expected the innocent girl to kiss her. She slowly brought her hand up to her lips swiping her finger over them unconsciously. Then she slipped under the covers next to the girl and fell to sleep.

Author's note: Am I too confusing, well I tried my best to include something interesting in here. Hopefully I didn't fail too miserably.