I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born - Ralph Waldo Emerson

" If only I could return to infancy..."

Temari let out a chortle. "Why?"

"I was so much smarter back then..."

This time she let out a haughty laugh. "Oh, really? How so?"

"Well first of all, the only troublesome woman I bothered with was my mother. But she fed me and changed my diapers so that was a good deal..."

"Go on..." "And I didn't have to be bothered with physical labor like walking... It was probably one of the stupidest decisions of my life to get up and decide to use my legs..."

"...Your laziness never fails to amaze me..."

"And I didn't know anything... Nothing at all. Ignorance is indeed bliss."

" However odd it is, I see your point. But next time you go into profound thought, I suggest you not indirectly insult your wife."

"... I was just getting ready to say the only regret I would have was not knowing you."

"Suuuuuurrree you were."

He shrugged. "Doesn't matter now, I'm stuck with you now anyway..."

"I'm gonna pretend thats a compliment..."

"Trust me troublesome woman, it is," he mumbled.

R&R if you please...