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a big brother hetalia fanfiction.

so i've been reading around storys like the relationship statues: it's complicated. which gave me the idea of stuff like this. like facebook/big brother. so i have this crazy idea that 12 of the people from hetalia will show in Big Brother [APH] and well, i know who's gonna win ;] and who's gonna lose :D. so in all honesty when you see harry potter, he's just the talk show host and that's it... and well, arthur will reason he is 'bloody fucking real!' so you better believe!

anyways, yes. some countrys are genderbended. mostly just the ones from the new world. although alfred makes a much better male ;]. plus i need him as the over protective brother. okay. so how does this big brother thing work? well, of course, i will have to explan it a bit.

WHISPERING: BLAH BLAH BLAH

NORMAL: BLAH BLAH BLAH

HOUSE SPEAKERS: BLAH BLAH BLAH

and thats it! enjoy ;]. oh btw, they might be a bit occ, but come on, ain't we all when it comes to making money? and mattie is amazing, not because she's my country or anything, but you know. ;]. you know how many times i wanted to put 'who' but felt back? ANYWAYS. GB means genderbended. if you see that beside the girls/guys names. you know why now lol.

SUMMARY

the countries have gotten this weird idea that they need to play big brother. so when 10 nations, one ex-nation and a wanna-be nation all show up at the door, they are more shocked at who the host is, then the twists that lay before them. what with having to become pairs, to normally nice nations turning bad, this season of big brother is unlike any else! it's Big Brother [AHP] Addition. Viewing in different languages and nations across the world.

but there is a twist in the love affairs. while one would normally think that big brother has many love affairs, and they usually are strangers walking through the door together, but when it comes down to who's family, and who's your foe, it's all got to come from the brain not the heart. follow the lives of matilda 'mattie' williams, natasha 'tash' alfroskaya and ludwig beilschmidt as they struggle through the game, their alliance, and the love of each life.

...CHARACTERS...

GIRLS

1. francoise 'franny' bonnefoy(FRANCE).GB

2. feliciana vargas(NORTH ITALY). GB

3. lia 'romana' vargas(SOUTH ITALY). GB

4. matilda 'mattie' williams(CANADA).GB

5. natalia 'natasha' alfroskaya(BELARUS).

6. penny kirkland(SEALAND). GB

GUYS

1. alfred 'al' f. jones(AMERICA).

2. antonio carriedo(SPAIN).

3. arthur 'artie' kirkland(ENGLAND).

4. gilbert 'the awesome' beilschmidt(PRUSSIA).

5. ivan braginski(RUSSIA).

6. ludwig beilschmidt(GERMANY).

7. yao wang(CHINA).

8. kiku honda(JAPAN).

PAIRED

1. FRANCOISE 'FRANCE' BONNEFOY - YAO 'CHINA' WANG

2. NATASHA 'BELARUS' ALFROSKAYA - LUDWING 'GERMANY' BEILSCHMIDT

3. ANTONIO 'SPAIN' CARRIEDO - MATTIE ' CANADA' WILLIAMS

4. PENNY 'SEALAND' KIRKLAND - FELICIANA 'N. ITALY' VARGASNATASHA

5. ALFRED 'AMERICA' JONES - LIA 'S. ITALY' VARGAS

6. KIKU 'JAPAN' HONDA - IVAN 'RUSSIA' BRAGINSKI

7. ARTHUR 'ENGLAND' KIRKLAND - GILBERT 'PRUSSIA' BEILSCHMIDT

1ST CHAPTER ALLIANCES

THE CRUSADERS: LUDWIG 'LUDDIE' BEILSCHMIDT ... MATILDA 'MATTIE' WILLIAMS ... NATASHA 'TASH' ALFROSKAYA

TALON THUNDER: ALFRED 'ALFIE' JONES ... ARTHUR 'ARTIE' KIRKLAND ... MATILDA 'MATTIE' WILLIAMS ... FRANCOISE 'FRANNY' BONNEFOY (FACE)

LATER ONE, CAUSE WE KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN ANYWAYS ;]

BAD TOUCH TRIO: GILBERT 'GIL/AWESOME' BEILSCHMIDT ... ANTONIO 'AUNTIE' CARRIEDO ... FRANCOISE 'FRANNY' BONNEFOY

okay so you see the pairs... you see the characters... you see the allances that show up in the first chapter. you may notice that the three main characters are in different alliances as we go through the game. this is them just 'proving' that they ain't in it together. and yes... the four, mattie, alfred, arthur and francoise did join together before the show to become talon thunder ... it's just, you know, alfred's idea... :] bu arthur will be loyal, while francoise might be the one to make the big betrayal and go join the 'bad touch trio' ;] but i'm gonna put it up there (even though it won't happen for a few chapters) cause it's gonna happen, and well, it needs to be up there. and because the countries still love me. some one is the saboteur! i will never tell.. ;] it's someone you least expect... or are expecting, you never know!

now since i DON'T want to post the actual story until i get some chapter dones ;] here is the information... and a small paragraph that will show up somewhere in the next chapter!

mattie looked into the eyes of the girl before her, and slightly shy smile turned into something more dangerous. but the girl was holding up, and if anything, judging from the big ass bananas they were holding on to, the girl either had to drop, or risk losing to the one who could hold on to her teddy bear the longest. all the while, shouts of

"THAT'S MY GIRL!" (from antonio)

and

"HOLD ON AL-RIGHT MATTIE!" (from arthur)

and last the hissing from the girl to just drop dead. mattie smirked.

"if you join my alliance, i'll help you get your brother... i'll help you marry him."

and that was mattie's first mistake.