KK: Time for the final entry of 'Shattered Dimensions Aftermath'.
Noir: 'Bout time.
KK: And to help us, we've got two special guests.
Noir: What?
Deadpool: Hey, am I getting paid for this.
Ultimate Deadpool: Yeah, I want to get paid two!
Noir: …You've got to be kidding me.
KK: Ladies and gents, Deadpool of the Amazing Universe, also known as the Marvel Mainstream, and Ultimate Deadpool.
Deadpool: *looks at U. Deadpool* Whose this handsome guy?
U. Deadpool: Right back at you!
Deadpool: hey, doesn't Nolan North voice you?
U. Deadpool: Yup!
Deadpool: Me too! Though John Kassir voiced me beforehand.
U. Deadpool: Wasn't he the dad on Rocket Power?
Deadpool: Yup!
Noir: …What the hell are they talking about?
KK: Deadpool stuff. Anyway, let's get started! Onward to the Ultimate Universe!
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"Hurry up with those bags, you idiot!"
"Ah shut up! If you'd actually help we could get the hell out of here!"
The sounds of alarms rang through the air as two costumed villains were in the middle of robbing a bank. Unfortunately for them though, they weren't really respectable villains like their counterparts in the Amazing Universe and we're about to see why with the arrival of everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
"Well, well, if it isn't my old friends Herman and Fred. Can't stay out of trouble, can you guys?"
"Spider-Man!"
Herman and Fred, also known as Shocker and Boomerang respectively, barely had any chance to do anything as the now red and blue clad teen superhero tied them up with webbing and hanging them from the ceiling.
"Now you two behave and wait for the police to arrive so they can take you to your comfy cells back at jail."
Shocker and Boomerang yelled out curses as Spider-Man swung away on his web line. The young hero made his way back home where he was originally heading to before he had to take on the would be villains. Quickly changing out of his costume, Peter Parker walked the rest of the way. He didn't get far as a body collided into him and made him almost loose his balance. He looked over his shoulder to see who it was and smiled at the familiar girl.
"Hey, Petey!" greeted the girl, known as Kitty Pryde.
"Hey, Kitty. How have you been? We haven't talked in a while."
"I should be asking you the same thing! I saw you take on Deadpool on TV!"
"Y-You saw that?"
"Yeah! I didn't think he'd come back from the dead, let alone make a TV show. What happened to him and since when could he make clones of himself? Also, why were you wearing the Black Suit again?"
"I have no idea why he went insane, but as to how he got cloning powers, he got that from the Tablet of Order and Chaos."
"The what?"
Peter explained to Kitty about how he met three other Spider-Men from different universes and how the four of them had to retrieve fragments that had unlimited power and who he had to fight to get those fragments back. Kitty shivered at thought of Peter having to fight a monster like Carnage. Peter then explained how he was given the Black Suit again from an elderly woman known as Madame Web, who was the one to call the Spider-Men together.
"That's pretty much it," said Peter.
"I'm just glad you're okay," said Kitty as she hugged the boy.
"It'll take more then that to take me down," stated Peter with a grin. "Hey, Kitty? I was wondering if you wanted to catch a movie with me later?"
Kitty let out a few giggles at how nervous he was. "I'd love to, Petey."
"Great!" exclaimed Pete. "I'll pick you up tonight?"
"Okay. See tonight, Petey!"
Bidding each other good-bye, the two teens went their separate ways, looking forward to tonight.
FIN
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KK: …I feel as if this one could've been better and longer.
Noir: Do you have something against Mary Jane being with Spider-Man or something?
U. Deadpool: If anything, Marvel would be the one against Mary Jane being with Spider-Man.
Deadpool: Yeah! In the Amazing Universe, they have Mephisto "annul" Spider-Man and Mary Jane's marriage; Mary Jane doesn't exist in the 2099 Universe…
U. Deadpool: And in the Ultimate Universe, Mary Jane is the Demogoblin, while little Spider-Man is with Kitty Pryde of the X-Men!
KK: The Deadpools speak the truth. You should be careful, Noir, as Marvel might do something to your universe's Mary Jane.
Noir: …Son of a bitch.
KK: So ends this little fic. We hope you all enjoyed reading it.
Deadpool and U. Deadpool: We know we did!
KK: So long!