Sonic (The Blue Blur) has just joined facebook.
Basic Info:
-Sex: Male
-Interested in: Women
-Looking For: Friendship
-Relationship Status: Single
About Me: I'm the fastest thing alive and don't you forget it!
Bio:
-Activities: Saving the world, defeating Eggman, hanging with friends, eating chilidogs, running
-Like Pages: Chilidogs are the best food in the world, Eggman is a loser, Water sucks, and 10 other pages.
-Music: My theme songs
-Books: I hate reading
-Movies: Transformers 1, 2 and 3
-Television: Silent Library, Bleach, American idol, Dr. Phil
-Games: Mario, Halo, Call of Duty, Viva Piñata
Sonic (The Blue Blur) is now friends with Knuckles Echidna, Miles (Tails) Prower, Amy Rose, and 150 other people.
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is wondering what this red bubble with numbers on it is
Knuckles Echidna, Amy Rose and 3 other people like this
Comments:
Tails (Miles) Prower: Those are notifications, messages and friends requests…click on it to see what they are.
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says thanks buddy.
Amy Rose likes this
Rouge (Jewel Lover) - Sonic (The Blue Blur): So Big Blue finally got a page?
Tails (Miles) Prower and 10 other people like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says I wanted to see what the big fuss over this was about
Amy Rose likes this
Knuckles Echidna: I don't get it either…
Rouge (Jewel Lover): You don't get anything, lol
Shadow, Sonic (The Blue Blur) and 4 other people like this
Knuckles Echidna: Don't start with me
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is wondering if you two love birds could do that on your own page…
Amy Rose likes this
Knuckles Echidna: WERE NOT LOVE BIRDS!
Amy Rose – Sonic (The Blue Blur): !
Sonic (The Blue Blur): …Says…hi
Amy Rose likes this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is wondering why you keep liking everything he says…
Amy Rose likes this
Espio: Is wondering why you writing in third person…
Shadow, Vector (Money Man) and 8 others like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says what do you mean?
Amy Rose likes this
Espio: You're starting everything you write with 'says' or 'is'…you don't have to do that…
Sonic (The Blue Blur): …Says don't question me!
Amy Rose likes this
Shadow – Sonic (The Blue Blur): Faker
Rouge (Jewel Lover), Charmy Super Hype Bee likes this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is refusing to acknowledge you…faker.
Amy Rose likes this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is really wishing Amy would stop liking everything he says…
Amy Rose likes this
Rouge (Jewel Lover) is now in a relationship with Knuckles Echidna.
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says I knew it…lol
Amy Rose likes this
Knuckles Echidna: QUIT HACKING MY ACCOUNT BAT!
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Lol, awe but Knuxie…
Knuckles has blocked Rouge (Jewel Lover)
Shadow likes this
Rouge (Jewel Lover) is single.
1,259,387 people like this
Shadow likes Guns and Crying over girls names Maria.
Vector (Money Man): Is about to kill Charmy! :-(
Charmy Super Hype Bee: Vector and Vanilla sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Vector (Money Man): GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!
Espio: That's enough, both of you.
Charmy Super Hype Bee and Vector (Money Man) likes this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): *Is hiding from Amy under his bed with his laptop*
Amy Rose: *Is unlocking his door with the key she stole*
Sonic (The Blue Blur): *Is scared and leaps out the window*
Amy Rose: *Sees him and follows quickly*
Sonic (The Blue Blur): *Is running faster but sees a chilidog stand and is forced to stop and get one*
Amy Rose likes this
Amy Rose: *Pulls out hammer and pounds the life out of her soul mate*
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is crying for help but in the end gets dragged away to Amy's house*
Amy Rose likes this
Amy Rose: Is happy! :-D
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is not…:'-(
Amy Rose likes this
Knuckles Echidna: What…the…Futon…
Vector (Money Man) and 29 other people like this
Amy Rose likes Hammers, The Color Pink and 9 other pages.
Eggman Super Genius: Is going to take over the world! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says for you to STOP FRIEND REQUESTING ME!
Amy Rose, Rouge (Jewel Lover) and 3, 481 other people like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says LMS for Truth is…
Amy Rose and 1, 274, 038 other people like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is regretting doing this…
Amy Rose likes this
Knuckles Echidna: Watching the Master Emerald again…
Charmy Super Hype Bee: Oooooooooooo! Can I come and help? Do you have any sugar? How big is the Master Emerald? I can put my foot behind my head! Do you like sugar? I ate a whole bag!
Knuckles Echidna has blocked Charmy Super Hype Bee.
Shadow: Hmph
7, 934, 159 people like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur), Vanilla Rabbit and 34 other people are now friends with Cream and Cheese.
Cream and Cheese: Hi everyone
Amy Rose: Hey Cream!
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Arent you a little too young for this page bunny?
Amy Rose: Not really Rouge, I mean Charmy had a page long before this
Charmy Super Hype Bee: Yep, yep, yep, yep! Y-E-P spells yep! Yessir I had this page ever since I was born! I just ate another whole bag of sugar!
Amy Rose and Rouge (Jewel Lover) have blocked Charmy Super Hype Bee.
Vector (Money Man) likes Money, money and more money and 23 other pages dealing with money.
Sonic (The Blue Blur) – Rouge (Jewel Lover): Says truth is you're a klepto…but you're hot!
Rouge (Jewel Lover) and 1, 394, 285, 094 other people like this
Rouge (Jewel Lover): I know. ;-)
Tails (Miles) Prower: Working on a new invention, anyone willing to try it?
Sonic (The Blue Blur): SaysI would little buddy but the last time I tried out your invention I grew another arm.
Tails (Miles) Prower: *smiles sheepishly* Sorry about that.
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is remembering the time before that when I turned into a beaver.
Tails (Miles) Prower: I think I fixed that machine…
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is remembering the time before that when I switched genders.
Rouge (Jewel Lover): Who knew you were really curvy Sonic? Lol
Amy Rose and 5 other people like this
Tails (Miles) Prower: Yeah…but enough of those times, this invention really works
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is remembering the time before that when I lost all my fur and went bald
Tails (Miles) Prower: I think we get it Sonic…
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is remembering the time before that when…
Tails (Miles) Prower: SONIC I THINK WE GET THE POINT…this is not good for my self esteem…
Sonic (The Blue Blur), Shadow and 108 other people are now friends with Blaze Fury and Silver the Hedghog.
Sonic (The Blue Blur) and Rouge (Jewel Lover) are now married.
Amy Rose: !
Knuckles Echidna: Rouge STOP HACKING PEOPLES ACCOUNTS!
Rouge (Jewel Lover): …but Knuxie…I didn't. ;-)
Knuckles Echidna: …
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is wishing you two wouldn't have bust an artery over this…it's just for a day.
Rouge (Jewel Lover) likes this
Rouge (Jewel Lover): But if you want Knuckle-head we could get married tomorrow…;-)
Knuckles Echidna: NO WAY
Eggman Super Genius is now in a relationship.
Blaze Fury: The first sign that the world is coming to an end…
Rouge (Jewel Lover), Knuckles Echidna and 200, 000 other people like this.
Shadow: Whoever it is must be blind, deaf, mute, stupid, ugly, have low self esteem…the list goes on and on…
92, 048, 182, 637 people like this
Silver the Hedgehog: Is having so much fun right now
Blaze Fury: You're moving random things with your mind again aren't you?
Silver the Hedgehog: Wish you could do it don't you?
Sonic (The Blue Blur) and Rouge (Jewel Lover) are now divorced.
Amy Rose and 5 other people likes this
Knuckles Echidna has unblocked Rouge (Jewel Lover).
Knuckles Echidna: Now tell me where my emerald is you klepto!
Cream and Cheese: Like helping everyone!
5 people like this
Shadow: Are you serious? Who would've guessed…
10 people like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur) is now friends with Naruto Uzamaki, Ichigo Kurosaki, and Goku (Super Saiyan).
Silver the Hedgehog: ?
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Is wondering why the question marks…
Knuckles Echidna: Who are these guys?
Sonic (The Blue Blur): Says that their my new anime friends…
Naruto Uzamaki: Believe it!
Goku (Super Saiyan): That's right. d(^_^)b
Ichigo Kurosaki: I don't even really know who you are…you just friend requested me and I accepted because…well I don't know why I accepted…I may just delete you…
10 people like this
Sonic (The Blue Blur): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I watch Bleach! Ichigo/Rukia!
Ichigo Kurosaki: Waaaaaaaaaaaa?
Eggman likes Trying to take over the world, Trying to lose weight and 12 other pages dealing with things he tries but fails miserably.
If a lot of people like this I'll do another chapter but if not I'll continue my other stories I need to update…anyway I just did this to give you all a laugh since I don't think anyone has tried a Sonic-Facebook fic yet. Hope you liked it and if you did review. Also could you tell me your favorite part because I'm curious. d(^_^)b Thanks!