Seeing Double [180° Gender]

"Ugh..." Scarecrow felt like he had a hangover. There was barely any light in the room, yet his eyes and head ached terribly. No matter how he tried, however, he was unable to fall back asleep, so he just decided to sit up and look around. Good thing he was so use to the dark. Although, he hated at regretted what he saw, "JOKER, WHAT THE HELL!"

"AH, WHAT!" He was apparently sleeping on Joker's abs, and he didn't have a shirt on. Pants, but no shirt.

"Agh!" Riddler only woke up because of the jolt from the other two.

"Ughh...! Shut up!" TwoFace merely covered his ears and rolled over, then stopped, "What the hell is on us!"

"My head hurts so much..." Riddler whined.

"We need a better light!" Joker searched around, despite the fact he could barely see, and repetitively tripped over Riddler.

"All of you, just shut up!" Scarecrow tries making the whole room silent, "TwoFace, you're using Joker's jacket as a blanket, Riddler, move back a little and you'll be out of everyone's way, and Joker, QUIT MOVING."

"Alright, Jesus." TwoFace tosses the jacket back to its original owner, who put it back on, "What are you gonna say next? 'Let there be light'?"

"Haha, very funny."

"Just relax...!" Riddler used the wall to stand up, "We just need to find an exit and figure out where we are, and how this all-"

"We're all gonna DIE!" Joker freaked due to barely seeing and possibly the heat in the room, "I'm too BEAUTIFUL to DIE!"

"Ugh!" Jonny rolled his eyes, then pushed open the door, which was cracked in the first place, in front of the kneeling and whining clown, "Am I seriously the only one who can see in the dark?"

"Shut up, Sack-head!" Joker said that at the same time someone on the other side of the doorway did. It sounded like they were in the same house, but a different room.

"...We are in our house, right?" TwoFace stood up. The place looked exactly the same, but brighter, somehow. The four villains dropped into the defensive, each grabbing their weapons that were next to them, and snuck through the house. The sound was coming from the livingroom and kitchen area, which was on the other side of the wall.

"My breasts are not small." This voice seemed to be coming from the kitchen.

"Oh, please~! Why do you think you look like a guy?"

"I do NOT-My boobs are bigger than Riddler's!"

"*gasp* RIDDLER has BOOBS!"

Just before the Riddler with the original four could yell, having being called a girl so many times and thinking that the female voices were talking about him, someone replied for him, "I'm in HERE, you know!" It sounded like it came from the livingroom.

"Relax, girl, you know how Joker gets. All play and no thought. JUST LIKE SHE IS IN BED!" a different voice yelled, in the same room.

TwoFace, obviously thinking the voices were imitating them, laughed silently and pointed at the others, who just glared back at him.

"You would know, you two-faced DRAG QUEEN!"

Joker immediately stuck his tongue out at TwoFace, while the others silently laughed and pointed at him mockingly. Ticked off at this, he stupidly blew their cover by yelling back in response, "We are NOT DRAGS!"

"...IDIOT!" Riddler hit him with his cane, causing him to yelp 'Ow'.

"Oo! That's my cue!" Joker rolled out into the open, giggling. He figured it'd be no use to hide anymore, and was itching for a fight anyways.

"Ugh! Screw this!" Scarecrow pulled on his mask and ran out, chemicals in hand and his usual rule on mind; attack first, questions later.

"Those two just aren't thinking..." Just as Riddler was ready to follow, he was lucky enough to dodge a bullet aimed in his direction from the other side of the wall, which he hid behind. Harvey checked to see if he were ok or not, because he had fallen in shock. When his status was confirmed alright, TwoFace ran out with his own guns, shooting immediately at whoever the hell that was. The entire area was filled with Scarecrow's fear-gas, which made it hard to see like a thick fog. TwoFace stopped shooting momentarily because all he heard were fight noises, and he dropped to a low position to avoid anymore bullets. Just then, not very far away, Joker was thrown back at the wall by someone in the gas' shade, but then that same person jumped out and landed on him. It made Harvey think that Joker 2.0 was back, because they looked just like him. The two wrestled around on the floor without realization of their appearances. During their little fight, the same thing happened with Scarecrow a little more that 8 ft away from the first incident. The only difference was that they were travel-fighting - just slowly moving back - and more-so dodging every move.

Just when he though things couldn't get weirder, TwoFace dodged a few more bullets from the same direction he was shot at first, and came face-to-face with his own double. Although, said double appeared to be a girl. Harvey backed up, so he was also in Riddler's view, "Uhh...Riddler!"

"Wh-Ah!" He was cut off when the floor and part of the wall turned into a secret passage-way and he was whirled into the other side.

"Riddler!" TwoFace was about to turn to run after him, but was stopped by his opponent, who shot near his feet to prevent him from leaving her sight. Alright, that's it! Where the hell was his coin!

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On the other side, well...inside the wall, Riddler dropped his cane and pounded at the entrance, where he was whirled in, and yelled to be let out. He quieted down after the first 3 shouts, finding it useless, and stood up to look around. The place was the lab he built in his house to hide it from the others so it didn't get ruined. How did he forget it was here? While staring off, he was pushed back against the wall from the end of a different cane. It wasn't his, because it was laying on the floor. The jab really hurt, too.

"Mirrored feline*!" One of the females' voices spoke, partially hidden by shadow, and obviously angered, "What is your excuse for intrusion!"

"Intrusion!" Riddler snarled, "Who's the mirror, NOW! The deed is in MY name, these are MY creations! I should be asking YOU these things!"

"Is that so?" The woman stepped forward, and looked strikingly similar to his own appearance, "I see nothing more than a lie; a SAD, PATHETIC excuse for an existence in MY city! Although, I do admire your ability to sneak in thus far. Usually, similars would have been terminated by now. Tell me, reflection, for future reference; how did you manage to survive this long?"

"We awoke in the closet. It wasn't a break-in. Even we're just as curious as you are." Riddler figured that something must have happened last night for this incident to occur, "I have doubt that any of us recall what happened the night BEFORE."

"Hmm..." The woman tilted her head, more intrigued, "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Riddler smiled, placing his hand on her cane, which was still jabbed into his chest, "Poe wrote on them both."

"There's only two people in the entire world who know that answer..." The female's eyes widened, and finally put her cane down, "And I don't think your a trick of Alice*."

[*Mirrored feline = Copycat *Alice = Fem!Mad Hatter]

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Back outside of the wall, the 6 opposites were still fighting; TwoFace was now physically fighting/boxing with his counterpart as their weapons were cast aside, Scarecrow and his other were now just relying on chemicals (each different colors) and finding that it was pointless, and Joker's counterpart was pinning him down and threatening to feed him macaroni if he didn't tell her what was going on. He was followed up by Scarecrow, who was pinned to the wall by his other, and then TwoFace, who was put into a half-nelson.

The secret passage door opened again and the two Riddlers walked out, obviously amused at the outcome of the fighting. The female Riddler slightly giggled and called out, "Ladies~! Drop the toys and quit playing with yourselves."

"At least we now know who would be on the bottom..." The other Riddler laughed, crossing his arms.

"H-Ha! Y-You should know, pretty boy!" Joker stammered, only because he was a little too close to a fork-full of macaroni.

"Imposter!" the female TwoFace kicked the other and held him down with her foot, and pulled out a (smallish) shotgun from the side of her leg, which was hidden by her pants, and aimed it at Riddler, "NOBODY impersonates OUR Edawrdia!"

"...-Dia?" Joker's eye twitched, "These girls are NUTS!"

His counterpart fell down onto him, laughing, which loosened up her grip on the fork, "...GIRLS...NUTS...PFFHHAHAHA!"

"Ugh..." The female Scarecrow rolled her eyes, "You idiots! Can't you see these guys are STILL intruders!"

"Ow!" Scarecrow yelped when she pushed his forehead into the wall upon saying 'still'.

"No, no! Everybody just calm down." The proposed Edwardia motioned 'stop'.

"Let us explain...," Riddler realized his mistake upon his memory of last night being erased, "Alright, let HER explain..."

"TwoFace!" His other held her hand out, "Gun."

"But-!" She protested.

"Now! Unless you want me to take away your smoking privledges..."

"Ugh...FINE." She reluctantly handed her the shotgun, but still kept Harvey under her foot.

"Everybody...Take a seat in the livingroom." The female Riddler pointed to the visible area, but no one moved, "...You...DO know where the livingroom is, right? ...Girls, let them go. You should know how your own mind works enough to trust yourselves."

The female Joker immediately released the other, no questions asked, TwoFace flipped for it and ended up letting him go, and it took a while for Scarecrow to get off of her counterpart so that he wasn't pinned to the wall anymore.

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~SEE PART 2 ~