AN: A random thought when I was reading volume four of Ouran High School Host Club!

Enjoy~

When has the last time a normal day has occurred in Raito's life? Maybe…six months ago? Yeah, well she had already lost count. The day that Raito joined (or in Reborn's case, forced) to be in Tsuna's family, things had turn for the weird and everyday she had to avoid bombs, grenades, dynamite sticks, bullets, and objects that fly out of nowhere (which could probably be poison or highly explosive items in disguise.)

Being in the mafia…she wouldn't exactly say that it was all fun. Sure, the people in the mafia in particular are a weird and fun bunch but with the continues threats towards her life…she had to wonder every day, how many days she had left before being brutally killed by either a tonfa or a baseball bat.

Raito wasn't necessarily recruited because of any special abilities. Everything about her was average…except the fact that she could calm down Gokudera, Hibari, Lambo, and Mukuro…well; actually "calm down" is a strong word…more like prevent them from killing each other or other people by being a human shield. Plus, she was practically a book entitled: "The Secrets of the Men of The Vongola Family and beyond". She did sometimes hate the fact that she was so observant.

Raito eats the popcorn on the bowl placed on top of her lap as she watches the usual happenings in the house of the Sawada household. Reborn had planned for a party (for no apparent reason) and Tsuna couldn't protest since Nana Sawada was equally excited about the party. Too bad that Haru and Kyoko were too busy to join the party preparations…so the job went to Hibari and Mukuro.

Gokudera had not been happy with the decision but it was Reborn who suggested it so no real argument could be started. Raito had sweet talked Hibari and Mukuro to come and help…well that's what she liked to tell herself but the truth was that she begged Hibari to help and promised Hibari that she'd archive the school records and then she begged Mukuro and promised him that she'd tell him a secret about Hibari (she really didn't had one but she'll cross the bridge when she gets there, she just hoped that Mukuro wouldn't haunt her for life if he finds out that she was just lying.)

"Kufufu~ Why don't you help Raito-chan~?" Mukuro asks in his usual fashioned tone of voice.

"Please," Raito scoffs and pops popcorns in her mouth. "I almost got 'bitten to death' by Hibari, shot at by Reborn and, Lambo almost set my hair on fire! I aint' moving an inch on this chair." To further prove her point, she slams the bowl of popcorn on the table and continues to eat.

"Kufufu~"

"Leave her be Mukuro," Gokudera scoffs as he hangs up the banner. "She's just being her usual whiny self."

"Hey!" Raito throws a handful of popcorn at the back of Gokudera's head. "You try to get a carnivorous tonfa wielding prefect to agree with your terms and let's see how you fair."

"HE ISN'T EVEN HELPING!"

"NOT MY PROBLEM!"

"Now, now." Yamamoto comes and breaks the verbal insults with his usual cheery smile. "Let's just finish this so that we can start with the party, alright?"

"Y-Yeah…Let's just finish this, alright?" Tsuna stutters out with a nervous smile.

"You're just scared Tsuna, that Reborn's going to shot you from the window over there." Raito points at a random window and Tsuna ducks quickly. Raito snickers playfully as Gokudera sends her a nasty glare.

"You seem to know a lot about us, Raito." Reborn, coincidentally, appears on the window that Raito was pointing at not a second later. Raito smiles and pushes herself up and grabs the bowl of popcorn.

"Months of observation, Reborn-san. Since the only thing I do in this "family" is observe and prevent the "family members" from creating mass murder. Because this happens frequently I tend to pick up some mannerisms you guys do. Like Gokudera with his obsession with Tsuna."

"Hey!"

"E-Eh?"

Raito ignores their reactions and walks towards the door but almost loses her balance when an annoying perverted doctor burst opens the door. Raito places the bowl on the table and glares at Shamal.

"Good afternoon my lovely Raito-chan~" Shamal opens his arms and runs towards Ratio. Raito immediately reacts, through reflex, and takes the bowl of popcorn and hurls it towards Shamal…effectively stopping him and sending him to the floor.

But as he falls down on the floor a white box fell from his coat pockets and onto the floor. As the white box thuds on the floor it opens up unexpectedly and out comes a hoard of mosquito's and without a warning each one of them started landing on everyone's arm (especially Reborn and Shamal) and proceeded to drink their blood.

Everyone started dropping like flies,

And the last thing Raito remembered was seeing a world that was too black to see anything to see.

"M-My h-head," Raito pushes herself off of the floor and clutches her head in pain. Looking around tiredly, Raito blinks and looks at Yamamoto sleeping on the table, Gokudera next to Tsuna, Reborn and Shamal on the floor, and Mukuro and Hibari also leaning against the wall asleep. Raito, through hazy eyes, crawls towards the sleeping Gokudera and shakes him to wake him up.

"G-Gokudera…w-wake u-up," She didn't know why but her tongue felt so clumsy that she had to say every word carefully or they'll slur. Gokudera refused to wake up and Raito groans. Well, time for her secret weapon then. She leans towards Gokudera's ear and whispers,

"G-Gokudera…y-you n-need t-to w-wake u-up o-or T-Tsuna's going to die a horrible death."

And just like that Gokudera's eyes flew open and immediately, he stands up with dynamites on hand.

"TENTH!" Gokudera shouts and Raito shushes him.

"S-Shut u-up w-would you?" Gokudera ignores her plea and walks towards Tsuna and tries to shake him awake but he doesn't respond.

"I-I'll t-take care of this," Raito crawls to Tsuna and whispers, "T-Tsuna…I'm dying."

And immediately Tsuna got on his feet with wide brown eyes.

"R-RAITO-CHAN! YOU'RE DYING?" Raito shakes his head no and Tsuna visibly relaxes. With Tsuna and Gokudera awake she crawls to the next person, Yamamoto, and whispers as her mind becomes more clearer,

"Y-Yamamoto…Tsuna just died."

"TSUNA!"

Then with the same exchange she crawls to Mukuro and whispers,

"Mukuro, Tsuna's unconscious and unarmed."

"Kufufu~"

Then, to Reborn.

"Reborn…I know you're not asleep so just open your eyes already."

"Ciassou."

"R-REBORN! Y-YOU'RE AWAKE?"

Then, to Hibari.

"Hibari…Gokudera is vandalising the school hallways."

"WHAT THE HELL WOMAN?"

"I'll bite you to death for vandalising the school hallways herbivore."

Then, to Shamal.

"Shamal…Why is that woman openly jogging naked?"

"WHERE? WHERE?"

Raito sighs as everyone tries to get their bearings right. Even when everyone was unconscious, they can still stir up a mess when they wake up. Raito's head starts to feel heavy as she leans on the wall for support. Tsuna was the one to notice and runs towards her.

"R-Raito-Chan…are you okay?"

Raito nods weakly and turns to Shamal with an accusing glare.

"What the hell was inside that white box? I feel like I just like I went through a night of drinking liquor. AND I DON'T DRINK!"

Shamal's eyes widen in recognition and looks down on the box that had fallen. He sighs and runs his hands through his black unkempt hair. Raito gulps and looks at Shamal worriedly.

"W-What?" Raito asks nervously.

"We just got bitten by the mind switching mosquito," Shamal says with a worried tone to his voice.

"M-Meaning?" Raito asks.

"Meaning, in twenty-four hours…" Shamal dramatically pauses as everyone's attention was on him. "Our minds…will switch with somebody else's body."

. . .

"WHAT?" Everybody exclaims and Raito just stared open mouthed. Did he just say that their minds were going to switch with someone else's body? That can't be possible…can it?

"It's an experiment I was researching on and it got out of its case, it seems. So from my experiments…someone's going to switch minds with someone…or if you like, someone's going to switch bodies with someone else."

Apparently it can. Hey, if time travelling is allowed then why should mosquito mind switching powers be not?

"So…by some time tomorrow. Someone…in this small group's going to switch minds?"

Raito exclaims and Shamal nods. Raito pales.

"B-But I don't want to be in your bodies!" Raito points accusingly at all them. "I DON'T WANT YOUR MALE PARTS!"

"WE'LL WE DON'T WANT YOUR'S EITHER, WOMAN!"

"I do~"

"Kufufu~ me too~"

Raito takes a deep breath and tries to calm herself down. Hitting Shamal and/or Mukuro won't help. Sure, it'll relieve the stress but nonetheless it won't solve anything. Raito rubs her forehead and was amazed that Hibari was still sticking around. Probably because he also didn't want to switch bodies with anybody else.

"So, who'll switch minds Shamal?" Reborn asks, eerily calms with the whole situation. While almost everyone was already panicking (expect for Reborn, Mukuro, Hibari, and Yamamoto of course.)

"Hmm…can't say. Since I haven't perfected it yet I can't predict who's going to switch with whom. All I know is that the effects will wear off by the end of the day."

"W-Well that good news right?" Tsuna offers a little reassurance and Raito just shakes her head.

"No, no that is NOT good! I'm the only girl here! That means I have 100% chance of switching with any of you!"

"Actually, you have a 101% chance of that."

"I really don't need to be corrected right now Gokudera."

"Actually, Gokudera is wrong," Shamal speaks up and they all turn to him. "There is also the possibility that you won't switch with anyone because, like I said, it's still not yet perfect. So while you guys adjust, I'll go find a way to cure this. Bye~"

Before anyone could shout or hurt Shamal, he was out of the door before you could say anything. Raito sighs and looks at the mafia men. Hibari had already left and Reborn was staring at her…wait what? That can't be good.

"It's your responsibility Raito to keep everyone in check."

"What? What do you mean?"

Reborn smirks and pulls his fedora down.

"You have good observational skills and that's what we need to survive this so that Shamal will be able to find a cure. I'll start searching too. Ciao~"

"W-Wait Reborn!"

And just like Shamal he was out. Raito stares wide eyed before gripping her hair in anger.

"WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ME?"

~Side Story~

"Good afternoon my lovely Raito-chan~" Shamal opens his arms and runs towards Ratio. Raito immediately reacts, through reflex, and takes the bowl of popcorn and hurls it towards Shamal…effectively stopping him and sending him to the floor.

Bianchi suddenly walks in and stares the unconscious doctor on the floor. With a smile on her face she turns to Raito and nods.

"Good work, dear grasshopper! You have improved."

Raito nods and bows. "Thank you sensei. I did learn from the best."

"SIS! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TEACHING HER!"

Raito and Bianchi turn to Gokudera with identical smirk as they both say,

"Girl stuff~"

Gokudera could only stare blankly.