"- Pull back the sling shot with the bird and release your fing- No don't release your finger until you aim... Yeah like tha- you didn't aim right you should have-"

"DAMN THESE BIRDS AND THERE ANGER! IF THEY ARE SO EFFING ANGRY WHY DONT THEY JUST WALK OVER TO THE PIGS AND KILL THEM INSTEAD OF FLYING INTO PIECES A DAMN WOOD. AND WHAT THE DAMN IS THAT GREY STUFF? METAL? STONE? AND WHY WOULD A BIRD WANT TO KILL A PIG! THIS MAKES NO SENSE! WHAT IS THIS! IT IS RATING ME? OH I ONLY GOT ONE STAR! WELL FREAKING SUCK IT RETANGLE LIGHT PEAR SQUARE! I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU "PLAY" SUCH A MONSTROSITY OF A GAME! YOU SHOULD PLAY CHESS OR SOMETHING FUN AND ENTERTAINING! "

" it's an Apple IPod Touch, not a rectangle light pear square.. "

"Well it does not look like an Apple but I am famished, and Apples are much better than Pears!"

" NOOOO!"

And on this day Darren still morns then loss of his Apple IPod Touch named Carl.

RIP CARL THE APPLE IPOD TOUCH 32 GIGS 4TH GENERATION.

why did Darren have an iPod?

Honestly I don't know, make up an excuse (maybe he ran into a leprochon and he gave him the iPod?) haha :-0

REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO DO ANOTHER ONESHOT OR DRABBLE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER.

keep in mind that I wrote this at 2:43 am so the story is most likely laced with bad grammar and spelling. Grammar Nazis Beware.

I don't own, Darren Shan does. And obviously Apple owns Apple iPod touches :P bye-bye

PS: my inspiration for this= almost dead iPod D':