At 40 weeks gestation - Brennan gets over it. A little Bones ditty.

I don't own Bones!

I am in my fortieth week of pregnancy today,

I'm fat and I'm bloated and you've out-welcomed your stay,

We want to meet you now – come right away!

My sweet little baby girl.

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I am tired and I'm moody – quite emotional too,

I'm irrational, weepy and cranky it's true,

My patience is thin – I just want to meet you!

My sweet little baby girl.

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We've tried curry and chilli and all spicy food,

We've tried sex and more sex but I'm just not in the mood,

You're a pain in the ribs – stop kicking! It's rude!

My sweet little baby girl.

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I like order, routine; things need to be planned,

But this waiting, by goodness, it should simply be banned,

Time to give up the womb for the mammary gland,

My sweet little baby girl.

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I'll give you an hour before I impedingly roil,

I'll administer a double dose of warm castor oil,

Then you'll slide on out onto American soil,

My sweet little baby girl.

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Ooh… what a strange and awkward sensation,

It feels like I'm mid uncontrolled urination,

Oh! Well it appears you've reached your fulltime gestation,

My sweet little baby girl!

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It's a flurry of feet and an Alpha male quip,

"My God, Bones! You've started to drip!

Careful! Don't move! God, Seels, get a grip!

For my sweet little baby girls!"

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Midst pushing and grunting and cervical dilations,

Midst profanities strong and rude gesticulations,

Now they place you to my breast – ah! Complete adoration!

My sweet little baby girl.

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As I nurse you amidst all the lights and the flurry,

When the world beside us blurs with midwives a' scurry,

I wonder as I gaze at you – why did we worry?

My sweet little baby girl.

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Your wrinkly hand wraps around your Daddy's finger,

On his adorable lashes – joyful tears they linger,

We share a wonder-filled smile as you softly simper,

My sweet little baby girl.

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And now as we sit in familial bliss,

Every once and a while we share a sweet kiss,

We will love you forever – we promise you this,

Our sweet little baby girl.

Silly? Stupid? Sweet? Please let me know :)

Take Care!