Hehe. Oopsies.

Sorry for not updating. I was busy buying school supplies. School starts the 22nd! I can't wait! :D But I only wanna go to see my friends. And to see if there are any hot guys at all! I checked my schedule online and since I'm advanced, I have Algebra 1, something called Infinity Project, and Desktop Publishing.

Anyway, I'm sad :( Why, you might ask? Because 30 Seconds to Mars LOST. L-O-S-T! Ugh! WHY! I mean, I like Paramore, but I wanted 30STM to win! I literally screamed so much that my throat still kind of hurts!

OH and we forgot to mention who got who last time. Once again, I'm stupid. Here's the list

Aphrodite: Nico and Jared

Apollo: Percy and Deuce

Ares: Cat and Taylor

Athena: Gunther and Tinka

Demeter: Annabeth and Rocky

Hades: Connor, Travis, and Flynn

Hephaestus: Zaira and Mason

Hermes: Katie and Jessica

Poseidon: Clarisse and Mayra

Zeus: Adam and Ty

Layla:

DON'T DRAG ME BACK TO SCHOOL! SOMEONE HELP ME! HELP! SAVE US! HELP! THE WORLD IS GONNA END! XD haha, just kidding. I met my teacher, and she's awesome! But still…SAVE ME!

We don't own PJO or SIU, or the screaming Layla, though Zaira wish she did so she can use the screaming Layla to get whatever she wants.

Percy's POV

"WOW!" Deuce exclaimed. Wow is right. The place was packed with CD's.

"Great!" Apollo said cheerfully. "I need you two to sort out all CD's! You know, Punk, Rock, Pop, Jazz, Punk Rock, Heavy Metal-"

"Right!" I said quickly. "We'll get it fixed up.

"How are we gonna organize all this?" Deuce gestured to the mess of CD's after Apollo left. "My arms are still paralyzed from the spider bites!"

"Well, we're just gonna have to live with it," I sighed. As I picked one up, the disc started to shake. Then, it played music so loudly, I had to cover my ears. It sounded like someone put Zaira's iPod on shuffle

"MY EARS! THEY BURN!" Deuce screamed.

When it was done, I cautiously moved my hands from my ears. "Well," I said, "I think that was Heavy Metal."

Tinka's POV

"I need you two to tend to my owls. They need to be washed, fed, and you need to take them out for a flight. Take care of them wisely," Athena said.

After she vanished, I turned to Gunther. "I feed. You pick up the droppings."

"What? NO! You pick up the droppings and I will feed them!"

We started to argue loudly. We argued all the way to the Owl Room, and when we entered, all the owls stared at us. If owls could show disgust, these ones did.

One owl with feathery white wings flew up to us. Gunther accidentally whacked it with his fist. It screeched so loudly, it brought us to attention.

The other owls screeched in response. They all rose from their resting places and flew at us, pecking, biting, and scratching.

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Gunther screamed. "OUR FOREFATHERS ALWAYS TOLD US THE WORLD WILL END BY THE HANDS OF OWLS!"

Connor's POV

Flynn was rubbing his face like crazy. "CURSE YOU WATERPROOF LIPSTICK!" he screamed. We had managed to test out lipstick, mascara, blush, and eye shadow. All waterproof. Now only the lipstick remained.

"I think this is it," Travis said. We were supposed to sort out something. I didn't remember. All I heard Hades said was "…sorting. Got it?"

We opened the doors, and gasped. The whole place was in jewels!

"Dude!" Travis whispered. He got a glint in his eye.

"As much as I want some," I said, "I don't want Hades' guards chasing after us even more."

Travis sulked. "Fine. Whatever."

"What?" Flynn cried, momentarily forgetting about the lipstick. "Look at all these gems! Hades wouldn't miss one or two."

"Let's just do our job," I hissed. I wanted to get out of there. The temptation was too strong.

~*~*~*1 Hour Later*~*~*~

"Almost done," I announced, sorting out the last gem. Two minutes later, we were about to walk out the door when alarms blared. The skeleton guards came running towards us, their weapons raised.

"What the Hades?" I yelped.

Something glinted in Travis' pocket. Out came a sapphire and a ruby.

"Really? Really?" I yelled.

Travis dropped them on the floor. "THERE! WE RETURNED THEM! CAN WE GO?"

The skeleton army marched towards us. They didn't look very happy. So we did the most heroic thing.

We ran, screaming, "HEEEEEEELP!"

Katie's POV

"I knew Hermes delivered stuff," Jessica said, "but delivering pizza?Come on!"

I shrugged. "At least this smells like regular pizza. The last one was horrible."

I knocked on the door. A man opened the door, looking sleepy.

"Special delivery for Hypnos?" Jessica said.

"Ah…yes…bring it here. Hurry. I'm awfully tired."

"Aren't you always," I muttered as he shut the door. We turned on our heels.

"What is this?" screeched a voice.

"Uh…pizza?" I said. A loud THUMP came from inside Hypnos' house, followed by a snore.

"WE HAVE BEEN MERCILESSLY WACKED WITH THE PIZZA'S YOU HAVE DELIVERED US!" screeched the goddess. I think it was Hecate. A crowd of gods and goddesses were crowded behind her.

"ATTACK!"

"RUN!" Jessica yelled.

Ty's POV

"OW!" Adam shouted, almost dropping the bolt.

We were supposed to create a thunderstorm. I was pouring water and Adam was throwing the lightning bolts.

"How long are we supposed to keep this up?" I yelled over the roar of the next bolt Adam threw.

"I don't know! But I can't keep up much more of this!" he screamed back.

A powerful light came from behind us.

"What? We haven't even finished the storm! It's supposed to go from one thirty pm till five pm!" I yelled.

"WHO CARES? RUN! I DON'T WANNA BURN TO DEATH!"

Nico's POV

My friends warned me about what Aphrodite might have us do. Like going to the Love Room (not what you think it is), testing out make-up, and other stuff.

"Alright, my eyeliner closet is a mess! I need you guys to sort them out by the brand name. Like Maybeline, MAC, ELF, and Avon." Aphrodite said.

Percy warned me that it would seem like her face would be changing. Changing from every celebrity I've ever had a crush on or regular girls I thought were cute. First I saw Taylor Swift, then Jennette McCurdy, then Annabeth (don't tell Percy!), then Juniper, and Zaira. So... many... girls...

After she finished explaining everything, we went into a giant room filled with pencil shaped things that were cluttered all over the floor. I was slightly horrified. Jared looked at the room in awe.

"If only I knew I was a demigod when I was in my emo style years. I'd be in Heaven right now." he said.

"Oh yeah you used to wear eyeliner." I remembered.

"Yup. Girls thought I was hot with it."

"Oh really?" I said. An idea was hatching in my brain.

"Yeah. Wanna put some on? You know you wanna." he nudged me.

"Eh what the heck?" I agreed. I fished around and found a MAC one called Midnight Black. I walked over to a mirror and started putting some one. It wasn't that hard. Pretty easy and painless. As long as you didn't poke your eyeball. Once I was done, I looked in the mirror and saw that my eyes seem to pop out more. And not in the freaky way. More like the, 'hey his eyes look really cool' way. I saw Jared put some on and it looked like his blue eyes got even bluer.

I heard scuffling and turned to the door. Some of Aphrodite's guards were there. They were guys, but they didn't look too manly wearing pink.

"No one tries Lady Aphrodite's make up!" one said. Then they charged. They had some type of guns.

One shot a bullet at me and I thought I was a goner. Until I found out that the gun shoots out make up. I looked at the nearest mirror and saw that I had green eyeshadow on.

"Ugh this is so not cool!" I said.

"Yeah green is so not your color." Jared said with disgust.

Oi...

Cat's POV

Annabeth and Rocky warned us about Ares's gym and how it might scare us with all the blood on the floor. Thank gods we weren't going there. Instead, we were going to his weapon shed. Gulp.

Once we were there, Ares gave us cleaning supplies. "My weapons are all messy and jacked up. Clean em up. Can't have them looking jacked up on the battle field." and with that, he left. But when he left, some voice started singing, "THIS IS WAR!" Weird... (A/N: to know what it sounds like, listen to Escape by 30 Seconds to Mars and skip to 1:40)

"Wow... he spends way too much time with Aphrodite." I said. I took a kitana and started polishing it. After a few minutes, I felt a sharp pain go through my finger. "AH!" I looked at my finger and saw blood coming out slowly. I sucked on it a bit to let the pain go away.

"Haha sucker!" Taylor said. She was distracted and then I heard her yelp. "Ah Styx. Now I got a cut."

"At this rate, Mason's gonna have to get a lot of nectar." I said.

Annabeth's POV

Demeter gives out the most weirdest jobs. I heard about Mason and Zaira having to find a cereal killer and Cat and Taylor getting buried in cereal boxes. Now Rocky and I had to rate cereal. Yeah. That means we have to eat one bowl of EVERY SINGLE CEREAL and rate it! GAH!

First we started with Cookie Crisp. After my one bowl, I wrote down the number eight on a a sheet of paper.

~*~*~*1 Hour Later*~*~*~

"How many cereals have we tried?" Rocky choked out.

I looked at my laptop's screen. I groaned. "Two hundred and forty seven."

Rocky groaned. "How many left?"

I dreaded the answer. "One hundred and four!" I cried.

"Better make room." Rocky said and unbuckled her belt.

Zaira's POV

Our job for Hephaestus was to make instruments. Apparently our cabin needed more. And it was true! We only have 14 keyboards, 29 flutes, 12 bass guitars, and 34 triangles! THE HORROR!

We were in the music room and looked around at the instruments. I stopped at the drums. I picked up the sticks and was about to start playing when Mason stopped me.

"No way, Zaira! You're horrible at the drums! I don't need to lose another filling!"

"Fine." I huffed. Then saw the bass guitar.

"You can't play that either! You need big bass player hands like mine. You're hands are tiny." he said. He picked up the bass and started playing.

"Show off." I said. Then saw a grand piano. FINALLY! Something I'm good at!

I sat down and started playing the beginning of My Immortal by Evanescence.

"Oh don't play that! You know that makes me... sleepy." Mason said and started snoring.

"That's the whole point." I said and continued playing until I knew he was asleep. Then kept wandering around. Then someone burst into the room. That woke Mason right up.

I saw a few automatons standing there. Then started coming towards us.

"AH!" I yelled and let my fingers glide across the piano keys, making a cool sound. That made them stop for a while. Then attack again.

"WAIT!" Mason yelled. "I think they'll stop attacking if you play the piano!"

"Seriously?" I asked. Eh worth a try. I sat down and started playing Born to Be Somebody by Justin Bieber. Then Mason started singing. After the song, we were about to get up when the automatons stopped us.

"I think they want more..." Mason said.

~*~*~*1 Hour Later*~*~*~

"How much longer?" I whined. My fingers were starting to cramp up from playing for an hour straight.

"I have an idea..." Mason said. He whispered something in my ear and I felt a smile forming on my face. And not a friendly smile.

I got the guitar and started playing the only song I knew how to play. A loud one. After I played the introduction, Mason started singing/screaming.

The automatons started to freak out and ran out of the room. Then we stopped.

"All automatons hate Asking Alexandria." Mason smiled.

"Hmph. And I liked that song."

Clarisse's POV

I've never been one for healing. That's the Apollo's cabin's job. Not Ares.

Anyway, we had to take care of some sea creatures that got hurt a while ago. "NEXT!" I yelled. A mermaid staggered in. "Where are you hurt?" I asked.

"My tail." I took one look at it, and almost gagged.

"Mayra, you take this one!" I yelled and ran to the bathroom.

Zaira's POV

It was quiet back in our room. Why, you might ask? Because something was seriously different with Nico. Finally, Taylor broke the silence.

"Nico, are you wearing eyeliner?" she asked.

Nico looked up from where he was removing makeup caused by Aphrodite's guards. "Yeah. It looks awesome."

"Well there we have it!" Tinka said. "Zaira and Nico, the couple that wears eyeliner!"

That comment caused her to be hit by my cup of Pepsi.

"How did you two get this many blisters?" Percy asked.

"Playing instruments for a full hour." Mason explained.

Meanwhile, Travis and Connor were still trying to get lipstick off of Flynn. "Finally! I'm good looking again!" Flynn exclaimed.

"Aww. You looked kinda cute with that lipstick on!" Rocky joked.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in line, toots." Flynn said.

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FIN!

What'd ya think? I cracked up at the Gunther and Tinka part! Layla, you're a genius for writing that! I can literally picture Gunther yelling that! XD

Remember to send in ideas/suggestions!

-Zaira

Layla:

Haha thanks Zaira! I loved the Clarisse/Mayra part. I wonder what was so gross for Clarisse o.O Now we know (FOR SURE!) that Ares was NEVER meant to heal, and when Zaira had to play for an hour :P. I hate Evanesce, or however you spell her name. It gets me depressed. I mean seriously, the lady sounds like she wants to die.

And since Zaira forgot to do her song thing, I'm gonna do it for her!

I don't need no one to tell me

How to feel the beat,

I don't need no beat to tell how to move my feet.

-Watch me- Bella & Zendaya.

Wow…that was a fail…well, BYE!

PS. Oh yeah I did forget... heh. Oh well! I'll do it next chapter! :D and by the way, that song was just about someone who died.