It's a Magical World

Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist or Kingdom Hearts. Sadly enough.

Warnings: Complete Crack… Yeah

AN: Fullmetal Alchemist/Kingdom Hearts. Never thought you'd see that cross, did you? Written for for AtLA Land's Red Envelope/gift-giving challenge.

Some part of Ed's brain, the part that isn't currently breaking and then crumbling into dust, is embarrassed. He knows he's staring. He knows it! But he just can't help himself!

He can take the talking dog. He can even take the duck with the speech impediment. The other weird monsters that randomly seem to appear to help their group. But this is really pushing it! This isn't impossible. It isn't real. It isn't!

"What the hell was that?" he half-demands, half-shrieks, and later, he'll be even more mortified to realize the high pitch to his voice. Right now though, his synapses are misfiring and he's lucky to remember his own name.

Sora shifts from one foot to the other and rubs the back of his head.

"Um… magic?"

Only, it comes out more of a question. Like he can't quite figure out what the other boy means or why he's so upset.

Ed feels his eye twitch. He wants to call him a lunatic. A quack. A mentally deficient moron who clearly needs his head examined.

But all he manages is "Guh?"

AN: So it's been like a thousand years since I played Kingdom Hearts. You don't want to know how long it's been for FMA.

Ever Hopeful,

Azar