Hook-Ups and Holy Matrimony

Chapter 1

Summary -
Jade's dad is getting married and Jade can't stand her stepmother. Beck convinces her to go but for something entirely different. Rated M for sexual references and future chapters. Chapters 2 and 3 are more Tandré.

Jade looked up at the bright sun ignoring the blinding rays that penetrated her eyes. "This is gonna suck." She mumbled as she pulled the wedding invitation out of her back pocket.
"Hey babe, what's up?" Beck asked as he sat down next to her.
"Just thinking about stuff." She answered carelessly.
"What's this?" He asked, pulling the wedding invitation out of her hand. He opened up the envelope and read the first bit. "You are invited to the wedding of Damien West and Katherine Delgado." He paused for a bit. "Your dad's getting married?"
"Yes." She replied, beckoning her boyfriend to continue.
"What's wrong with that?" He tried to elevate her mood.
"Everything. Katherine is a bitch; my dad doesn't love me as it is and now I have to compete with this skank..." Jade paused for a minute trying to stop herself from crying.
"Honey, we use the word gank here. It's more polite."
"I don't give a crap." Jade lifted her head up for a bit with an idea. "I have an idea."
"We're not crashing the wedding." He assured her.
"But..." She tried to argue.
"But no." Beck asserted.
"Fine." She mumbled as she folded her arms across her chest and sunk her head back down.
"Don't put your head down." He argued as he lifted her chin up with his finger. "Your face is too beautiful to hide."
"I don't wanna go to this stupid wedding." Jade reinstated.
"Here." He began, pulling out a pen from his bag and grabbed the invitation. He put a little tick in the box for plus one.
"But now you'll have to suffer too." She complained.
"Oh well. I'm sure we could find something else to do." He replied, nudging her suggestively.
"Don't toy with me, Beck."
"What do you mean?"
"Are you seriously suggesting that we go to my dad's wedding and go hook up elsewhere?" She interrogated.
"I never said that." He answered, whilst nodding his head.
"BECK!" She demanded.
"Okay, yes. But it's just a suggestion."
"Never thought you'd be the one to plan something that kinky." She chuckled before standing up.
"Well?" He beckoned her to reply.
"Alright. Let's do it." She agreed.
"Should we kiss on it?" He asked, trying to act smooth.
"Nope." She stopped him and snatched the invitation from his hand.
"Huh?" He asked, recoiling back.
"You suggested we hook up at the wedding , so I'm gonna make you want it really bad."
"You wouldn't." He begged.
"Oh, but I would. And I will." She tormented one last time before picking up her bag and walking away. Beck watched as she walked away, flipping her hair behind her shoulder.
"Damn it!" He yelled as he stood up and kicked one of the nearby rocks into a chair.

"Jade, honey..." Katherine began.
"Don't call me honey." She scowled.
"But you're practically my daughter. I should be allowed to call you honey."
"No one calls me honey. And I am not your daughter." She protested.
"But Jade..." She tried to reason.
"WHAT?" She snapped.
"I'm marrying your father. And I don't care if you hate me, but you will show me respect." She demanded.
"I hate my father too, so you can shove that up your..."
"DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE." She yelled back.
"Whatever." She shrugged as she turned around and walked out the door.
"Where do you think you're going?" She called out.
"Out." She replied simply before pulling open the sliding glass door of her dad's house and walking out into the front yard.
"JADE!" She yelled.
"Bye Katherine." She answered, without turning around, with a smirk spreading across her face.
"JADELYN ELIZABETH WEST!" She yelled again, this time using Jade's full name.
"Katherine Renee Delgado." She mimicked, while continuing to walk to her pick-up truck.
"I'M SERIOUS!" She threatened.
"And I'm seriously going out." She replied before pulling the car door open and climbing in the drivers' seat.
"DON'T YOU DARE TURN THAT CAR ON!" She screamed.
"Oops." She remarked as she turned the key in the ignition. "Looks like I'm a horrible daughter." She called back putting emphasis on the daughter part. She pulled the car back, out of the driveway and out onto the road before flooring it on the long dirt road.

She pulled out her phone and called the second number on her speed dial.
"Hello?" A cheery voice answered.
"Hey Cat, can I come over to your place?" She asked, hoping for a yes answer.
"Who is this?" She asked.
"It's me." Jade sighed.
"Me? But I'm here." She remarked, confusing both herself and Jade.
"It's me, Jade." Jade added.
"Oh hey, Jade. Sup?" She asked.
"Can I stay at your place? I'll tell you more about it later." She paced through the conversation hoping that she could hang up before she got out onto an actual road.
"Oh sure. How long until you get here?" She asked.
"Probably like twenty minutes, if I have traffic. I gotta go Cat, I'll see you soon."
"KK Bye." She chirped before hanging up.

"So you're telling me that you struck out with Jade because you made a kinky promise." André teased again.
"She's making me want it more." Beck complained. "So I won't chicken out."
"Sucks to be you." He laughed. "When's the wedding?"
"Oh damn. I forgot to ask."
"Dude." André replied, pitifully. "You have to wait for sex and you don't even know how long your waiting?" He started clicking his tongue and shaking his head disapprovingly.
"I am aware of this problem." He sighed.
"Looks like your hand's gonna be meeting up with an old friend." He joked suggestively.
"I have willpower." He replied.
"But you don't have sex." He teased again.
"Well neither do you." He remarked back, arguing like a five-year-old.
"Don't I?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Pretty sure you don't." Beck assured himself, causing André to pull out his phone. "What are you doing?" He questioned, trying to look over at André's phone. André twisted the phone screen around to him showing a very explicit text from Tori.
"Oh wow." Beck stepped back, surprised at the amount of things Tori actually knew and was willing to do.
"Damn straight." He acknowledged, before sliding his phone into his back pocket.
"So did you actually do any of that shit?" He asked, now a bit curious.
"Not yet man. Her parents are taking Trina to Illinois this weekend. So..." He raised his eyebrows suggestively again.
"You done anything with her?" He added.
"Someone jealous?" He toyed.
"No, just curious." He defended.
"Well I can't say. Tori swore me to secrecy about our sex life, and I really don't wanna blow it before this weekend. Tori already blew the surprise for me."
"So nothing?" He teased.
"Dude. I said I don't wanna blow it before this weekend. But I guess Tori already did." He remarked.
"Nice." He chuckled before the bell for class went. "I gotta go man. See ya after class." He said while pulling his backpack over his shoulder.
"Nah, I got a free. I'm going home. See ya man."
"Alright bye." He called back as he started walking into the school hall.

"What's wrong?" Cat asked as she walked out to Jade's car in her driveway.
"Katherine."
"Oh. Do you need a hug?" She asked, putting her arms out for a hug.
"Yeah." She answered pulling herself closer to the redhead.
"But why didn't you go to Beck?" Cat retorted, having an epiphany."You guys didn't break up did you?" She panicked, hugging Jade tighter.
"No. We're just having a bet and I don't want to be tempted to give in."
"What kind of bet?" She questioned playfully, raising one eyebrow.
"He said he'd come with me to my dad's wedding so we can hook-up and I said he has to wait until then, because otherwise he would just give up on it."
"Kinky." She chuckled as she dragged Jade by the wrist inside.

"Okay, so now..." Cat began. "What did Katherine do?"
"She's trying to make me 'respect and acknowledge her'" She answered, making air quotes around the last bit.
"Ouch. You didn't hit her did you?" Cat asked, a little concerned.
"No. I'm not entirely horrible." She lifted. "So...you...and Robbie?" She changed the subject.
"We're talking about your problems. Not mine." She fought back. Jade said nothing, but simply cocked her eyebrow. "Okay, so we might have kissed a little." She surrendered.
"Cat!" Jade squealed; a smile filling up her face.
"Well it was strictly mouths only."
"But..." Jade beckoned her on.
" But then he got a little too hand-sy." She paused to frown a bit. "But he does know how to use his hands, I'll give him that." She chuckled.
"What did you guys do?" Jade interrogated.
"I didn't do anything. It was all him." She defended.
"You didn't..." Jade paused and decided to use hand gestures.
"No. Eww gross." Cat recoiled, a bit disgusted.
"It seems like it would be, doesn't it. It's actually kinda not." Jade contented her.
"Eww, that's gross." Cat remarked. "He just felt me up a bit."
"I guess using a puppet all the time would give you good hands." Jade noted, tilting her head a bit. "So are you guys officially going out yet?" She continued.
"No." She frowned. "His grandma won't approve and she'll make Robbie date one of her bingo friend's granddaughter's if she found out."
"So, you are, but you're not." She suggested trying to make sense of it.
"Pretty much." She agreed. "You hungry?" She added, changing the subject.
"You have no idea."

So, tell me what you thought of it. This story is a bit more mature than I usually write. I'm also thinking that seeing as I have this bad habit of starting a story and not finishing it, I'm going to write at least three chapters before I publish this.

I'm already coming up with plot twists in my head ;) It shall be fun.
Okay, well I shall write my next chapter now.
Farewell.