DISCLAIMER: lol i do not own DW or else the little girl would have been the Doctor and River's daughter XD

A/N: Yee, finally got this one finished XD sorry if its not my best, kinda rushed. Please share your thoughts tho x3

"Oh, Doctor?"

"What is it, River?" The Doctor called from under the console.

"Have you been online lately," she asked curiously, not moving from her position in front of the monitor.

"Not in the late," he responded slowly, suddenly interested.

River continued to stare at the screen as the Doctor climbed up the stares, with his goggles in his hair and oil on his jacket. He wiped his hands on his pants before yanking the screen away from River.

"Hey," River protested, "I was reading that."

"Reading what?" His eyes scanned the screen aimlessly.

River walked by him and they read the screen together in silence. After a moment, the Doctor realized what he was reading.

"What is this," he suddenly yelled mortified as he continued to read in shock.

"Shh," River shushed him as she smacked him lightly. "I'm still reading."

"But River, that's-"

"Shh," she repeated.

After she'd finished, she began laughing.

"What is that? Who wrote that? Why did they write that?" the Doctor asked frantically.

"Well, by the author's note, it says that this was Doctor slash River smut story," she responded nonchalantly. "There are tons of sites like this one."

River began to scroll around, showing him others with artwork and videos.

"That was completely inappropriate!" he refused to look at anymore. "Who has the right to say what we do and do not do. No, no more of this! Go, I need to get this off my TARDIS." He took River's spot at the control and began to leave the sites one by one.

With a sigh, River shook her head and busied herself with her diary, leaving the Doctor to his embarrassed reaction. Then, a question popped into the Doctor's head head.

"River," he called.

"Hmm?" she didn't take her eyes off her diary.

"Do we really do any of these?"

A familiar smile graced River's lips and she looked at the Doctor for a moment. "Spoilers."

He sighed and looked back at the screen. "I had a feeling you'd say that."

Looking out the corner of his eye, the Doctor made sure River wasn't paying any attention to him. He then opened one of the pages back up and pressed bookmark.

Just in case, he thought.