(This is the rewritten version of this story, I have simply edited it to correct the spelling and gramatic misstakes. Thus, if you have already read it I'm just letting you know there aren't any exiting changes to discover.)

I had this idea one day. I love the Supernovas of One Piece and thought it would be so very hilarious if they'd have to spend alot of time stuck together, or even better - accually cooperate.

Just forget everything that happends after Luffy hitts the Celistial Dragon in the real manga and anime.
And no, ofcourse I do not own One Piece. Trust me. If i did, Ace wouldn't wear clothes. Just saying.

Warnings: Strong language, mildly sexual content and some violence.

"I HATE sea-stone cuffs!"
"STOP TUTCHING ME!"
"I want sake."
"How can you think of booze in a time like this Roronoa?"
"You make a great, fluffy pillow Kidd!"
"I AINT NO FUCKING PILLOW STRAW HAT! GET THE HELL OFF ME ALREADY!"
"Oh, sorry Kidd. Do you have any food? Im hungry."
"Shut your mouth Straw hat. It's your fault we're in this mess you know."
"He has a point though, Mr. God father. Oii marines! Feed us already!"
"I agree with Bonney! Gimme meeeaaat!"
"ZzzZzz..."
"When and why did Roronoa fall asleep?"
"I should probably know by now but, Are you afraid of the dark Captain?"
"SHUT UP KILLER! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING THAT NOW?"

"Bwhahahaha!" Interupting the chattering pirates who quite frankly aren't making much sence at the moment, the door slammed open, and after a moment of suprise the eleven supernovas identified the man standing in front of their cage as none other then the marine hero himself, Garp.

"So you finally got caught huh, Luffy?" Garps look turned serious.
"This is all because you didn't listen to me and became a pirate instead of a marine!"
"GAH! Grandpah! You're the one who's gonna take us to jail?" Luffy gasped.
"GRANDPAH? You're Garp the marine hero's GRANDSON?" The supernovas yelled, quite shocked.

How the heck did they all end up in this situation? ... Err... Well... Let's rewind a little shall we.

It had been about an hour since Luffy hit the Celistal dragon, and all the supernovas were working hard to escape the island from the endless amounts of marine soldeirs. Despite their efforts, the pirates ended up falling into the claws of the Marine, after being ambushed by Kizaru and Kuma.

One by one, they were captured.

So, here they are! In a cage, cuffed, on a marine ship on its way to Impel Down. Okay. Why are they all in one cage you ask? Have the Marines lost their sence of security? What is out socity coming to? Will somebody please think of the children?!

The answer is simple: even fully equipped warships fail to survive the rage of nine pirate crews with members with a bounty over onehundredmillion Beri before they were properly cuffed and bound.

Back to the present.

"Bwhahaha! Anyway. Luffy, you're my grandson. I don't want you to get executed just yet so... Here's the keys to the cuffs and the cage. But I can't possibly give them to you because of my duty as a Marine, so I'll have to drop them on the floor on my way out."
"Isn't that just letting us have them..." Kidd muttered.
"Really? Thanks! Okay. See yah grampah." Luffy said, cool as cucumber for once.
Garp dropped the set of keys on the floor next to the door and left.

"Okay. Now we just gotta get our hands on the keys... That's all the way over there..." Bonney sighted.
"Oi, Strawhat, don't you stretch or some shit?" Kidd said and poked him with his shoe.
"Yeah, thanks to the Gomu Gomu no Mi, but these cuffs and the cage are made with sea-prism stone."
"Well. That sucks." Law said with a grin.
"Maybe we should try squeezing Kidd trough the bars so he can fetch them."
"And just how the fuck am I supposted to fit through those tiny ass gaps Trafalgar?"
"Oh don't worry, even with these cuffs on I'mm sure we have enough strenght, sure you might lose a limb or two but you'll live." Kidd aimed a kick at his head, which he dodged.
A shiny, small lightbulb popped up over Luffys head the way lightbulbs pop up over people's heads in comics when they experience a stroke of genious, sometimes much less expected strokes then normally, Like this one. This is the general area above Luffy's head we're talking about.

"Zoro! You can cut the cage!" He exclaimed.
"Moron. I don't have a sword. They took them all."
"Wait... I think they missed one of my knifes." Capone started looking through his clothing.
"Help him look!" Bonny commanded and started roughly searching his body as best she could with her hands cuffed behind her back, resulting in quite the blush on the Godfather's face.
"YES! Found one! Ow fuck!" She cried after cutting her finger on the sharp blade which escaped the Marine's groping hands. Seriously though, those perverts stop at nothing yet they miss something as dangerous as a knife? Wow, this is almost ficticious. Almost.

"Great, hand it over." Zoro grabbed the knife with his mouth and took a deep breath. With very proffesional swordsman-like slashes he cut through the metal a couple of times like it was butter, or at the very least cheese, and managed to make a hole big enough to crawl through. Then he spit it out because God knows where the handle of that knife had been.

"Wow awesome! You wanna be my swordsman instead of Stawhat-ya's Roronoa-ya?" Law suggested.
"No way in hell." Zoro and Luffy said together and crawled out the hole. Zoro grabbed the key with his mouth and unlocked Luffy's cuffs, who took the keys and opend all the other locks.

"Man what a relief! Those cuffs sure are annoying." Bonny said.
"I can't belive these words are leaving my mouth, but I suggest we all cooperate for this one time. Let's get the hell outta here shall we?"

All of them nodded and agreed to Drake's suggestion and started to make their way to the upper decks.

"So how do we do this? Beat up the marines and take over the ship or hope to find life boats to steal?"
"There's no use in trying to beat the marines monk-guy. Sure the soldeirs wont be hard to beat, but my grandpah will kill us all without a doubt." Luffy claimed and walked straight out on deck, imideatly getting noticed by the maires.
"AND YET YOU JUST WALK STRAIGHT INTO THEIR SIGHT?"

Zoro, who apperently had gone and fetched his katanas while the other pirates were raging over Luffy's special way of not picking a fight with the Marines, miraculously found his way up on deck... By cutting down more or less every single upper-deck wall.

"AH! The prisoners escaped! Capture them!" The Marine's yelled, suprisingly late.
"Can we borrow a boat?" Luffy asked.
"HUH?"
"And then he just asks them if they'll give him a boat..." Kidd face-palmed.

"Guys! Get your asses over here! I found a boat!" Drake yelled and all eleven pirates ran to him. Then stopped. And stared at the emergency lifeboat big enough for about three people.

"And just how the fuck are we supposted to fit in that tiny ass boat!" Kidd growled at the dinosaur-man.
"Well it's the best we got, don't be so picky and jump in!"
"Luffy, get into the boat and set off right away, I'll join you in a minute." Zoro said with his coolest voice.

He then jumped into the sea, pulled out all three of his swords, and cut a large hole in the boat underneith the water., causing a very serious leak.
He swam and stuck his head over the surface and his swords into their holders.
"That ought to slow them down for a while."

The tiny boat seriously looked like it was going to sink or tip over any second, with eleven people practically piled on top of eatch other in it.

"Grrrr! Why do you get to the be the one at the top Bonney? I can hardly breathe down here, and the little air I do get is tainted with the stench of these guys!" Kidd roared, annoyed to the limit and stuck between Law and Hawkins at the very bottom.
"Quit complaining! Im a woman, duh. No way am i taking the risk of being underneith you pack of perverts!"
"She has a point." Law stated and poked Kidd's ribs with his elbow.

"At this slow ass speed the marines are gonna catch us again." Drake mentioned.
"He's right. We don't have any paddles though, I guess they don't store them in the boats for some reason. Someone without devils fruit powers jump into the water and push us!"
"Fine." Zoro and Killer jumped into the water and started pushing the boat forward, causing it's speed to increase massively.

Two days after shaking off the marines, the exhausted pirates and the by now almost driven to insanity Captain Kidd finally saw the shadow of an island in the distance.